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What states should have for lottery slogans

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So as noit to hijack Robmaster7's slogan thread I thought I'd start a separate one, kind of a Mad Magazine "What they said and what they really meant" type of thing, for fun.

Here's a couple for starters:

Illinois: Our 5 of 6 and 4 of 5 payouts are the pits!

Tenn: Thanks for having played those doubles. We needed to get the money for payouts from somewhere.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    So as noit to hijack Robmaster7's slogan thread I thought I'd start a separate one, kind of a Mad Magazine "What they said and what they really meant" type of thing, for fun.

    Here's a couple for starters:

    Illinois: Our 5 of 6 and 4 of 5 payouts are the pits!

    Tenn: Thanks for having played those doubles. We needed to get the money for payouts from somewhere.

    Tennessee:

     

    Pay No Attention to the Lady Behind the Curtain!

     

    Play More Quads! The Second One Could Come Today!

     

    Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun, Play Some Doubles Everyone!

     

    You Could Be Rich If We Forget to Flip The Switch!

     

    Jackpots from Rebecca are like Synagogues in Mecca!


                                                 
                         
                                             

     

     

     

     

                                                                                                       

    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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      Tennessee:

       

      Pay No Attention to the Lady Behind the Curtain!

       

      Play More Quads! The Second One Could Come Today!

       

      Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun, Play Some Doubles Everyone!

       

      You Could Be Rich If We Forget to Flip The Switch!

       

      Jackpots from Rebecca are like Synagogues in Mecca!

      It's really hard to beat those, especially # 4 TN. But here goes:

      QP’s: Think you’re going to win? We’re just getting the head in!

      Don't be frown'n, Qp's are just crown'n!

      Don't be a Schmuck, trim some Luck!

      TN's my *itch,  don't flip that switch!

      Baby boomers are die'n, One last fry'n!

      Let the State, pay your rate!

      Trust us, so you don't bust us!

      DD

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        Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota:

        We've turned some hunyaks into millionaires!

        Indiana:

        Thanks for playing MUHAHAHA!

        (Remember Losing Jeff's threads?)

        Maine

        Millions for Maine-i-acs

        Delaware

        Du Pont runs the lotto, too.

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          The more you buy, the more we win!

          Keep buying them scratchers and lottery tickets, we need to fill the till!

          Keep on guessing, and we'll keep you guessing!

          Picture: attractive person with innocent looking face standing smiling and positioned so you can see hands behind the back with fingers crossed. Caption: Honest! Would we cheat you? No of course not!

          Djklaugh

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          "I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand things that don't work".  Thomas Edison

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            Idaho:  Buy Tickets We Offer.....Fill Up Our State Coffer !!!!  Cool !!

            Let me put it this way....You and I have just as good a chance of winning 'The Big One'...as the next Guy !!

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              All states:

              You're not gonna win, but play anyway.

              Already regretting delurking...

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                North Dakota (especially Fargo, as in the movie)

                Someone's gonna win, ja?

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  North Dakota (especially Fargo, as in the movie)

                  Someone's gonna win, ja?

                  North Dakota, Part Deux.

                   

                  You'll win if we letcha, Ja Ubetcha!


                                                               
                                       
                                                           

                   

                   

                   

                   

                                                                                                                     

                  "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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                    lmao!!!!

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                      Florida

                      More unclaimed winners than any other state!

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Losing lottery tickets, the frosting on your sh*t cake.

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                          Your lucky numbers

                          Are coming to town

                          The Hell with the rent

                          Double Down!


                                                                       
                                               
                                                                   

                           

                           

                           

                           

                                                                                                                             

                          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

                           

                           


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                            Great Adventure, now wish for a trip to Six Flags where the air doesn't smell like New York!

                            DD

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                              Micigan lotto

                              Been screwing you since 72.

                              Play 101 idiot , we took the zeros out.

                               HyperBe Happy.