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What states should have for lottery slogans

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sully16's avatar - sharan
Ringleader
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Posted: July 28, 2010, 7:55 am - IP Logged

Micigan lotto

Been screwing you since 72.

Play 101 idiot , we took the zeros out.

oops retraction, my bad

not screwing you since 72

BUT SCREWING YOU SINCE WE WENT TO COMPUTORS.

Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

For a lead role in a cage?

 

                                            From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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    Posted: August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm - IP Logged

    California: Paying Pari-Mutuel Since (whenever the CA Lottery started - I think it was 1986)!

    Oregon: We have FOUR Pick-4 drawings a day, so we're better than you!

    Texas: We're Like Chick-Fil-A, We Don't Draw on Sunday!

    Tri-State: Three States, One Lottery.

    West Virginia: 6 Pick 3 / Pick 4 Drawings a Week Since 1987!

    Today's winning 3-ball is going to be a number between 000 and 999.

    In a lot of states, lotteries benefit education. That makes the REAL winners the only people who can't play!

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      Posted: August 9, 2010, 12:10 am - IP Logged

      Micigan lotto

      Been screwing you since 72.

      Play 101 idiot , we took the zeros out.

      lmao sully..that's PA's slogan too...I've been playing 101

      dr = idiot

      I broke that habit, now it'll come up.

      PA slogan:

      All we need is 3 seconds flat to calculate everything everyone played for the current draw...then draw something else.

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        Zeta Reticuli Star System
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        Posted: August 10, 2010, 7:11 pm - IP Logged

        Not a state, but for both Powerball and Mega Millions:

        As our player base expands so does our matrix!

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: August 10, 2010, 7:31 pm - IP Logged

          And you think it's for education. *L*

            (how else do you pay for school administrators who earn more than your govenor)

           

          Once upon a time.......

          You are a slave to the choices you have made.  jk

          Even a blind squirrel will occasioanlly find an acorn.

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            Marquette, MI
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            Posted: August 13, 2010, 10:48 pm - IP Logged

            Well with RNG and this rotten Lucky Lines game Michigans slogan should be-

            Bend over and grease up and start a barkin like a pup.

            Lets see...
            Michigan ruined the Keno when it went RNG....Classic 47 ruined also (it takes way too long to grow and should be changed)...Fantasy 5 is RNG...Powerball odds are too high.

            The best game in Michigan right now is Mega Millions but even that is getting wrecked because there are too many other games that are sucking money away from the good ones.

            RNG and Lucky Lines are both tantamount to rape.

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              Posted: August 23, 2010, 9:53 am - IP Logged

              Lol, I like,

              "Keep on guessing, and we'll keep you guessing!"

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                Posted: August 23, 2010, 2:55 pm - IP Logged

                The old standbye.."There's a sucker born everyday"..God tiggs loves that one..