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Posted: October 12, 2010, 7:00 pm - IP Logged

You are the luckiest S O B on planet Earth!!

You only have to purchase one lottery ticket to win the jackpot.

You only have to purchase one scratch ticket to win the jackpot.

You win every hand in poker.

You have been banned from every casino card table because you always brutally beat the house.

You always empty the slot machines with every pull of the handle/push of the button.

Your pick 3 and pick 4 combinations always hit in exact order every drawing you play.

You win the jackpot in every second chance drawing.

Good luck sticks on you like stink on poop!!

You are the richest billionaire on earth.

What do you do with your life now? How do you stay sane? How do you keep from being bored?

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    You are the luckiest S O B on planet Earth!!

    You only have to purchase one lottery ticket to win the jackpot.

    You only have to purchase one scratch ticket to win the jackpot.

    You win every hand in poker.

    You have been banned from every casino card table because you always brutally beat the house.

    You always empty the slot machines with every pull of the handle/push of the button.

    Your pick 3 and pick 4 combinations always hit in exact order every drawing you play.

    You win the jackpot in every second chance drawing.

    Good luck sticks on you like stink on poop!!

    You are the richest billionaire on earth.

    What do you do with your life now? How do you stay sane? How do you keep from being bored?

    help others or propage your system if you want to...Or help the most needed...Create a disabled or midget casino, help...Your help is always welcome and will always be welcomed, why because democracy is like a lotto, you collect money from everyone but only a few will be awarded so that leave a large group empty or disavange...Also about curing all of the world diseases, you can cure them but because of the world we live in, you cure the diseases now but not the ones to come of the future diseases or that same disease evolving or in ALL ITS FORMS...We live in a chaning world by that i mean things are always changing so you got to keep up with the changes..A solution to a problem for WHATEVER IT IS, is only for the present not for the future so you got to keep up with the chaning future...you can cure all people in your province and suddenly, 30 new problem/people arouse in your neighbooring province or else where...I sometimes will like to say that: THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PROBLEM OR SOMETHING TO SOLVE OR SOMETHING TO HELP WITH why because that´s the residue or a changing world/universe...or help your family or your friend´s family....Or do something, there is always something to do...or go against the impossible or out of this world gives you something to do....

    think of a crazy idea as long as it doesnt involved, killing someone or destroying things or promoting the consumption of illegal drugs...think of the craziest think and work at it, this world is so bizzare and weird you dont know what you will bump into....

    the universe itself is crazy...the idea that spirits exist is crazy....Not just that randomness is so, EXTENSIVE/BROAD, THAT RANDOMNESS IS RELATIVE...THERE IS SO MANY THINGS ABOUT RANDOMNESS, IMAGINATION IS THE LIMIT...JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE DONE WITH RANDOMNESS...TRY DIFFERENT RANDOMNESS SCALES...

    TRY measuring the size of every grain of sand in the world or size of grain of soil in the world, or the water droplets from rain or hail...people who died, research or examine everything...the firmament is the limit....

    whatever you do, DONT KEEP STILL....KEEP YOURSELF ALWAYS MOVING OR DOING SOMETHING....

    YOU EVEN  burn calories when you are moving, doctors will tell you this, keep on moving, dont sit still the body wasnt design to keep still...

    in my experiences and in this universe things that keep still, DONT LAST...

    The Forex trades: 1.6 Trillion dollars EVERY day, that´s more than the GDP of the Carribbean Central America, COMBINED. Enough to feed every crook out there for centuries...To all Geniuses & Powers Countries of the World the Planet needs breakthroughs in all Medicine, Veterinary, Biology related fields, Psychology, Population Psychology/Sociology..They need to genetically ingeneer new plants species/types to give more variety of plants and thus have more resources for combating diseases¨


     


     


     

     



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      Posted: October 12, 2010, 7:22 pm - IP Logged

      You are the luckiest S O B on planet Earth!!

      You only have to purchase one lottery ticket to win the jackpot.

      You only have to purchase one scratch ticket to win the jackpot.

      You win every hand in poker.

      You have been banned from every casino card table because you always brutally beat the house.

      You always empty the slot machines with every pull of the handle/push of the button.

      Your pick 3 and pick 4 combinations always hit in exact order every drawing you play.

      You win the jackpot in every second chance drawing.

      Good luck sticks on you like stink on poop!!

      You are the richest billionaire on earth.

      What do you do with your life now? How do you stay sane? How do you keep from being bored?

      1: I will never have to worry about the exorbitant cost of extensive hospital stays, expensive surgeries, and afford plastic surgery. And have all the expensive dental implants without financial worry.

      2: I can enrich my family's lives 100 fold.

      3: I 'll have a few mansions and sporty cars. Maybe a 100 million dollar Yacht.

      4: I'll have the top of the line guitars and the top of the line professional studios to write my own music with the help of really expensive professional mentors to get the job done.

      5: I can give away monies to my favorite charities and help the less fortunate so I can sleep at night...lol

      6: Travel all over the world in my Leer Jet or cruise the planet in my Yacht.

      7: Have a harem of Playboy material women at my disposal at all times.

      8: And If all that won't make me happy, I can afford really expensive Psychiatrists.....lol

      BORED?....I don't think so......

       

       

                                                                        Banana


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        1: I will never have to worry about the exorbitant cost of extensive hospital stays, expensive surgeries, and afford plastic surgery. And have all the expensive dental implants without financial worry.

        2: I can enrich my family's lives 100 fold.

        3: I 'll have a few mansions and sporty cars. Maybe a 100 million dollar Yacht.

        4: I'll have the top of the line guitars and the top of the line professional studios to write my own music with the help of really expensive professional mentors to get the job done.

        5: I can give away monies to my favorite charities and help the less fortunate so I can sleep at night...lol

        6: Travel all over the world in my Leer Jet or cruise the planet in my Yacht.

        7: Have a harem of Playboy material women at my disposal at all times.

        8: And If all that won't make me happy, I can afford really expensive Psychiatrists.....lol

        BORED?....I don't think so......

         

         

                                                                          Banana

        Thanx for reminding me Pumpi, I forgot about the Casinos for Midgets.

        9: Casinos for Midgets and Lesbian Nazi hookers from outerspace.

         

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          help others or propage your system if you want to...Or help the most needed...Create a disabled or midget casino, help...Your help is always welcome and will always be welcomed, why because democracy is like a lotto, you collect money from everyone but only a few will be awarded so that leave a large group empty or disavange...Also about curing all of the world diseases, you can cure them but because of the world we live in, you cure the diseases now but not the ones to come of the future diseases or that same disease evolving or in ALL ITS FORMS...We live in a chaning world by that i mean things are always changing so you got to keep up with the changes..A solution to a problem for WHATEVER IT IS, is only for the present not for the future so you got to keep up with the chaning future...you can cure all people in your province and suddenly, 30 new problem/people arouse in your neighbooring province or else where...I sometimes will like to say that: THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PROBLEM OR SOMETHING TO SOLVE OR SOMETHING TO HELP WITH why because that´s the residue or a changing world/universe...or help your family or your friend´s family....Or do something, there is always something to do...or go against the impossible or out of this world gives you something to do....

          think of a crazy idea as long as it doesnt involved, killing someone or destroying things or promoting the consumption of illegal drugs...think of the craziest think and work at it, this world is so bizzare and weird you dont know what you will bump into....

          the universe itself is crazy...the idea that spirits exist is crazy....Not just that randomness is so, EXTENSIVE/BROAD, THAT RANDOMNESS IS RELATIVE...THERE IS SO MANY THINGS ABOUT RANDOMNESS, IMAGINATION IS THE LIMIT...JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE DONE WITH RANDOMNESS...TRY DIFFERENT RANDOMNESS SCALES...

          TRY measuring the size of every grain of sand in the world or size of grain of soil in the world, or the water droplets from rain or hail...people who died, research or examine everything...the firmament is the limit....

          whatever you do, DONT KEEP STILL....KEEP YOURSELF ALWAYS MOVING OR DOING SOMETHING....

          YOU EVEN  burn calories when you are moving, doctors will tell you this, keep on moving, dont sit still the body wasnt design to keep still...

          in my experiences and in this universe things that keep still, DONT LAST...

          save up so that you and your family and everyone you know doesnt have worries or dont have to worry about need or anything now and in the future and them go and help the world/keep on moving...

          something else rich people dont do is they dont calculate the Rate of Inflation..make a future extrapolation of what you think the rate of inflation is going to be for 40 years, save up for the future based on that rate and then go and help and help the world/keep on moving...people are different also not everyone will follow this strategy....

          of subject...i noticed that many conflicts between people arise because 1 group or 1 person thought the other person was like him/her...Didnt think or are not thinking that people are different, not everyone thuinks the same....

          The Forex trades: 1.6 Trillion dollars EVERY day, that´s more than the GDP of the Carribbean Central America, COMBINED. Enough to feed every crook out there for centuries...To all Geniuses & Powers Countries of the World the Planet needs breakthroughs in all Medicine, Veterinary, Biology related fields, Psychology, Population Psychology/Sociology..They need to genetically ingeneer new plants species/types to give more variety of plants and thus have more resources for combating diseases¨


           


           


           

           


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            Posted: October 12, 2010, 8:35 pm - IP Logged

            I've always had this need inside of me to help people.

            So if I had all those things you mentioned then I would finally be able to

            live out my dream of helping people without any recompense whatsoever.

            It would be my way of giving back to society. And I wouldn't charge a dime for it.

            And it's always been on my to-do list anyway.

            I would become a gynecologist and give free exams.

            Just think how nice the world would be if we all pulled together

            to offer our time and energy to help people in some small way such as this.


                                                         
                                 
                                                     

             

             

             

             

                                                                                                               

            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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              Posted: October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm - IP Logged

              save up so that you and your family and everyone you know doesnt have worries or dont have to worry about need or anything now and in the future and them go and help the world/keep on moving...

              something else rich people dont do is they dont calculate the Rate of Inflation..make a future extrapolation of what you think the rate of inflation is going to be for 40 years, save up for the future based on that rate and then go and help and help the world/keep on moving...people are different also not everyone will follow this strategy....

              of subject...i noticed that many conflicts between people arise because 1 group or 1 person thought the other person was like him/her...Didnt think or are not thinking that people are different, not everyone thuinks the same....

              There will ALWAYS be work to do or something to do...ALWAYS...Now and 800 Million years from now...AND 600 TRILLION YEARS FROM NOW...Is like part of been human or part of life...

              ALWAYS...

              And you know why you should instill this in every human..Because a human inside is like liquid, the cell is transparent, you will know this if when you look at people you see the color red, you see blood, you see a specimen in a lab...See tissue, when you see a human see a human tissue....

              a cell is not robotic, or heavenly if anyone of your cells desides to jihack the body...It can and what happens to you...sorry to say this but in this universe every human is like a toddler as much superman you might think you are....

              that´s why i like astronomy...A human to accomplish what a robotic community will accomplish in a perfect world a human has to work: 25,000 as hard....why because you are made out of cells....Even if there is: 400,000 humans and 20 robots...

              and robots are not everything either....we got robots right now called: Cars and what happens...can you get to Jupiter with it, does it break down, can it give you eternal life, can it cure you from your diseases, can it terraform mars, can it help you quit smoking, can it make the artic warm, can a robot stop inflation, can a robot see, 5 years into the future and see when a economic depression or resecion is coming, does it have the weather figured out, ect, ect.....

              I DONT CARE HOW MANY ROBOTS YOU GOT OR MIGHT GET, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WORK TO DO...ALWAYS...

              The Forex trades: 1.6 Trillion dollars EVERY day, that´s more than the GDP of the Carribbean Central America, COMBINED. Enough to feed every crook out there for centuries...To all Geniuses & Powers Countries of the World the Planet needs breakthroughs in all Medicine, Veterinary, Biology related fields, Psychology, Population Psychology/Sociology..They need to genetically ingeneer new plants species/types to give more variety of plants and thus have more resources for combating diseases¨


               


               


               

               


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                I've always had this need inside of me to help people.

                So if I had all those things you mentioned then I would finally be able to

                live out my dream of helping people without any recompense whatsoever.

                It would be my way of giving back to society. And I wouldn't charge a dime for it.

                And it's always been on my to-do list anyway.

                I would become a gynecologist and give free exams.

                Just think how nice the world would be if we all pulled together

                to offer our time and energy to help people in some small way such as this.

                Pervert in da house!!!!...


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                  I've always had this need inside of me to help people.

                  So if I had all those things you mentioned then I would finally be able to

                  live out my dream of helping people without any recompense whatsoever.

                  It would be my way of giving back to society. And I wouldn't charge a dime for it.

                  And it's always been on my to-do list anyway.

                  I would become a gynecologist and give free exams.

                  Just think how nice the world would be if we all pulled together

                  to offer our time and energy to help people in some small way such as this.

                                                                             Green laugh

                   

                  Be careful, it's not what it's all cracked up to be.....

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                    Posted: October 12, 2010, 9:07 pm - IP Logged

                    I've always had this need inside of me to help people.

                    So if I had all those things you mentioned then I would finally be able to

                    live out my dream of helping people without any recompense whatsoever.

                    It would be my way of giving back to society. And I wouldn't charge a dime for it.

                    And it's always been on my to-do list anyway.

                    I would become a gynecologist and give free exams.

                    Just think how nice the world would be if we all pulled together

                    to offer our time and energy to help people in some small way such as this.

                    Dang dude!  I hear it ain't all it's cracked up to be.............that is............. being a gyno................... Lordy! TMI! PAc beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!We think alike ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                      There will ALWAYS be work to do or something to do...ALWAYS...Now and 800 Million years from now...AND 600 TRILLION YEARS FROM NOW...Is like part of been human or part of life...

                      ALWAYS...

                      And you know why you should instill this in every human..Because a human inside is like liquid, the cell is transparent, you will know this if when you look at people you see the color red, you see blood, you see a specimen in a lab...See tissue, when you see a human see a human tissue....

                      a cell is not robotic, or heavenly if anyone of your cells desides to jihack the body...It can and what happens to you...sorry to say this but in this universe every human is like a toddler as much superman you might think you are....

                      that´s why i like astronomy...A human to accomplish what a robotic community will accomplish in a perfect world a human has to work: 25,000 as hard....why because you are made out of cells....Even if there is: 400,000 humans and 20 robots...

                      and robots are not everything either....we got robots right now called: Cars and what happens...can you get to Jupiter with it, does it break down, can it give you eternal life, can it cure you from your diseases, can it terraform mars, can it help you quit smoking, can it make the artic warm, can a robot stop inflation, can a robot see, 5 years into the future and see when a economic depression or resecion is coming, does it have the weather figured out, ect, ect.....

                      I DONT CARE HOW MANY ROBOTS YOU GOT OR MIGHT GET, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WORK TO DO...ALWAYS...

                      800 million years......liquid cells, robots, hijackings, universe, toddlers, astronomy, Jupiter, eternal life, diseases,, Mars,, Smoking, Arctic temperatures,, Inflation,, The future, Economic depression, recession, and weather.

                      What's on your mind Pumpi?

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                        There will ALWAYS be work to do or something to do...ALWAYS...Now and 800 Million years from now...AND 600 TRILLION YEARS FROM NOW...Is like part of been human or part of life...

                        ALWAYS...

                        And you know why you should instill this in every human..Because a human inside is like liquid, the cell is transparent, you will know this if when you look at people you see the color red, you see blood, you see a specimen in a lab...See tissue, when you see a human see a human tissue....

                        a cell is not robotic, or heavenly if anyone of your cells desides to jihack the body...It can and what happens to you...sorry to say this but in this universe every human is like a toddler as much superman you might think you are....

                        that´s why i like astronomy...A human to accomplish what a robotic community will accomplish in a perfect world a human has to work: 25,000 as hard....why because you are made out of cells....Even if there is: 400,000 humans and 20 robots...

                        and robots are not everything either....we got robots right now called: Cars and what happens...can you get to Jupiter with it, does it break down, can it give you eternal life, can it cure you from your diseases, can it terraform mars, can it help you quit smoking, can it make the artic warm, can a robot stop inflation, can a robot see, 5 years into the future and see when a economic depression or resecion is coming, does it have the weather figured out, ect, ect.....

                        I DONT CARE HOW MANY ROBOTS YOU GOT OR MIGHT GET, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WORK TO DO...ALWAYS...

                        you can see this in the Bible...It says that it took: GOD OR JESUS: 6  or 7 days to create what exist..GOD DUDE, God you will think God will snap his fingers and it will be done to his/it/her whim...You will think...So if God had to work and GOD IS GOD....What do you think: YOU SHOULD DO...

                        God working???? is that a joke...

                        The Forex trades: 1.6 Trillion dollars EVERY day, that´s more than the GDP of the Carribbean Central America, COMBINED. Enough to feed every crook out there for centuries...To all Geniuses & Powers Countries of the World the Planet needs breakthroughs in all Medicine, Veterinary, Biology related fields, Psychology, Population Psychology/Sociology..They need to genetically ingeneer new plants species/types to give more variety of plants and thus have more resources for combating diseases¨


                         


                         


                         

                         



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                          Dang dude!  I hear it ain't all it's cracked up to be.............that is............. being a gyno................... Lordy! TMI! PAc beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!We think alike ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          Oogle

                          Sometimes we agree. I won't tell anyone....My lips are sealed.....

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                            There will ALWAYS be work to do or something to do...ALWAYS...Now and 800 Million years from now...AND 600 TRILLION YEARS FROM NOW...Is like part of been human or part of life...

                            ALWAYS...

                            And you know why you should instill this in every human..Because a human inside is like liquid, the cell is transparent, you will know this if when you look at people you see the color red, you see blood, you see a specimen in a lab...See tissue, when you see a human see a human tissue....

                            a cell is not robotic, or heavenly if anyone of your cells desides to jihack the body...It can and what happens to you...sorry to say this but in this universe every human is like a toddler as much superman you might think you are....

                            that´s why i like astronomy...A human to accomplish what a robotic community will accomplish in a perfect world a human has to work: 25,000 as hard....why because you are made out of cells....Even if there is: 400,000 humans and 20 robots...

                            and robots are not everything either....we got robots right now called: Cars and what happens...can you get to Jupiter with it, does it break down, can it give you eternal life, can it cure you from your diseases, can it terraform mars, can it help you quit smoking, can it make the artic warm, can a robot stop inflation, can a robot see, 5 years into the future and see when a economic depression or resecion is coming, does it have the weather figured out, ect, ect.....

                            I DONT CARE HOW MANY ROBOTS YOU GOT OR MIGHT GET, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WORK TO DO...ALWAYS...

                            Don't jihack,  it isn't healthy.

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                              I'm just an S O B, so I'm good to go; Woo-Hoo!

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