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So if a young, single guy in So Cal wins the MM jackpot?

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Posted: March 21, 2012, 11:57 pm - IP Logged

 Troubles ahead, isn't it?

 I am not that young. But not old either. I am 36 years old, 5'11" tall and 190 pounds heavy. And my weight is rapidly shrinking thanks to the herbal supplements. And people say I am not bad looking at all. I am fairly well-educated and people say I am pretty reasonable guy. And I live in 30 mile radius from the most vapid, superficial, and vain place in the world. (let's not get into the politics in that place, shall we?) After tax and everything I would be $150 millions richer, or any young single guy in So Cal who wins the jackpot.

 So...let's say a good looking guy near Los Angeles wins the jackpot. What will happen? Two words: Hell Gate. You guys know that there are thousands of deperate women, young and not so young, who are ready to ditch their poorer boyfriends and jump over the new 0.1 billionaire? Oh crap, I or whoever wins the jackpot will be hounded by thousands of vain young (and possibly smokin' hot) women in Tinseltown. There was one guy in LA area who won around $60 millions years ago and he successfully avoided gold diggers' radars by vanishing from the public eyes. But...what about now?

 From my own experience, I am pretty darn well aware that God has some morbid sense of humor. (yeah, I believe that he is not a nice guy, regardless how the Good Book depicts him.) I haven't had a relationship for quite a while and it's difficult to say no. And...I am not kidding. It would be a real nightmare if the winner gets hounded by the Lohans or Kardashians, seeking for their next victim. Or some any vapid D-listers with heavy skin jobs. Crap, man...the winner's gotta leave the Cali and move to Iowa or Kentucky or something!

 You know, I have a feeling that I would win someday. I don't know when. But I feel that the time is really close. Probably the vain side of me would enjoy being tangled with some Tinseltown freakshows. But that's probably because I am kinda masochistic. I just pray to God that I would end up with some genuine material who won't consider me as some walking ATM.

 

 PS. You know what else really scares me? Being invited to Bryan Singer's ravish party.

A wealthy masochist, who has difficulty saying "no", surrounded by D-list gold-diggers, and at the mercy of California Family Court Law ... should be able to find all the suffering he desires.

"I just pray to God ..." "God has some morbid sense of humor..."
Then you may want to carefully consider the wording of your prayer.

"... some genuine material who won't consider me as some walking ATM."
Then you'd better relocate and find her before you win.

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    Posted: March 22, 2012, 12:24 am - IP Logged

    Hmmm.... being surrounded by hordes of young, "smokin' hot" women who are actually willing to give you the time of day?  Sounds like a problem lots of men would be willing to have, at least for a little while. Green laughJester

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      Posted: March 22, 2012, 1:11 am - IP Logged

      I may be dumber then you then.. I want/wanted to buy this house in Malibu if I won..

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_C-QAUuR-I :X

      Then I came to the realization that I'm only 21 and single and the property taxes be crazy high.. lol

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        Posted: March 22, 2012, 1:56 am - IP Logged

        I think you'll be alright.

        Wimmins don't like fat guys that much.

         Obviously you haven't seen the pictures of Bunky the lottery winner. And you know...I am not that fat. I happen to have a very dense body with normal body shape. I don't know why. It seems like my bones are made out of stainless steel, weight wise. Ridge, from your reaction I can see that you are very skinny. Good for you. You will live a very long life.

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          Posted: March 22, 2012, 3:46 am - IP Logged

          you give me $1 mill, ill go as your wingman, and pretend to be the lotto winner. thus distracting all the firepower from youm, and defending you from the machinations of " all those hot young babes "

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            Posted: March 22, 2012, 8:01 am - IP Logged

            LOL, No, but I do pretend sometimes.

            sully16

            Darn it' I woke up this morning focused and ready to pick some numbers. 

            I have to start all over now.

            RL

            Working on my Ph.D.  "University of hard Knocks"

            I will consider the opinion that my winnings are a product of chance if you are willing to consider

            they are not.  Many great discoveries come while searching for something else

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              Posted: March 22, 2012, 8:58 am - IP Logged

              If a single , young guy in So. Cal. won the MM jackpot ????..............WEll, I supposed he could always head to San Fransisco and participate in the next Richard Simmons fitness video.....

              Stay Positive, Believe and good things will come your way

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                Posted: March 22, 2012, 9:06 am - IP Logged

                sully16

                Darn it' I woke up this morning focused and ready to pick some numbers. 

                I have to start all over now.

                RL

                I hope you win big RLHyper

                Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                For a lead role in a cage?

                 

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                  Posted: March 22, 2012, 9:50 am - IP Logged

                   I am not a poof, but a very straight nerdy guy. Maybe I can move back to Silicon Valley and live a very geeky life.

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                    Posted: March 22, 2012, 11:37 am - IP Logged

                    Doesn't matter, fat, skinny, blue, pink, yellow, old, young, any gender, winning that amount of money will make almost anyone look good to a lot of people especially if they think they can get some of it.

                    I Agree! right on RJOh...................

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                       Obviously you haven't seen the pictures of Bunky the lottery winner. And you know...I am not that fat. I happen to have a very dense body with normal body shape. I don't know why. It seems like my bones are made out of stainless steel, weight wise. Ridge, from your reaction I can see that you are very skinny. Good for you. You will live a very long life.

                      While contemplating your comment perceiving me as being "very skinny" I decided to take account of myself.

                      As I rose from my desk to seek a mirror, I inadvertently spilled a little hot coffee on my chiseled abs. As I recoiled from the sensation of the hot coffee streaming down my rock hard six-pack, glistening in the morning sun like little streams through the rippling muscle, I twisted and arose a little too quickly and strained my bulging deltoids and pulsating quadratrapezoids.

                      So I decided to take account of myself some other time.


                                                                   
                                           
                                                               

                       

                       

                       

                       

                                                                                                                         

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                        While contemplating your comment perceiving me as being "very skinny" I decided to take account of myself.

                        As I rose from my desk to seek a mirror, I inadvertently spilled a little hot coffee on my chiseled abs. As I recoiled from the sensation of the hot coffee streaming down my rock hard six-pack, glistening in the morning sun like little streams through the rippling muscle, I twisted and arose a little too quickly and strained my bulging deltoids and pulsating quadratrapezoids.

                        So I decided to take account of myself some other time.

                        Rdgrnr - I laughed before I could stop myself, and caused those around me to wonder what I am up to... ut oh!  lolol - and to think... that description was PRIOR to taking account of yourself... I would need a fan!

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                          Posted: March 22, 2012, 12:53 pm - IP Logged

                          I heard that the last jackpot winning young good looking fit male was homosexual. ROFL

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                            Rdgrnr - I laughed before I could stop myself, and caused those around me to wonder what I am up to... ut oh!  lolol - and to think... that description was PRIOR to taking account of yourself... I would need a fan!

                            Well, thank you max. My sculpted, golden-bronze triceps just started flexing in appreciation.  Wink


                                                                         
                                                 
                                                                     

                             

                             

                             

                             

                                                                                                                               

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                              Posted: March 22, 2012, 5:03 pm - IP Logged

                               R...really? Never heard of that.