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If the tabloids covered lotteries...

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Posted: May 31, 2013, 6:24 pm - IP Logged

Have some fun. Let's say the tabloids wrote lottery stories.

Make a few up.

This would be one:

JACKPOT WINNER SUED BY ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SAYS THE WINNER PLAYED "MY NUMBERS"

A lottery player in one state claimed that a player in another state won the Powerball by playing the first person's numbers - who had forgotten to play them.

Bang Head

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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    Posted: May 31, 2013, 6:29 pm - IP Logged

    Have some fun. Let's say the tabloids wrote lottery stories.

    Make a few up.

    This would be one:

    JACKPOT WINNER SUED BY ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SAYS THE WINNER PLAYED "MY NUMBERS"

    A lottery player in one state claimed that a player in another state won the Powerball by playing the first person's numbers - who had forgotten to play them.

    Bang Head

    I have read a tabloid story like that LOL....it said a friend of the son of the lottery player flippantly said "I'll pray for you to win the jackpot"...Ironically enough the woman did win the jackpot and her son's friend sued because he said his prayer is why she won LOL

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      Posted: May 31, 2013, 6:36 pm - IP Logged

      Aliens Visit Washington DC and give winning lottery numbers to Tourist from Kenosha!

       

      Two headed Illinois calf eats with one mouth and whispers winning lottery number with other mouth!

       

      Elvis visits Madame Wu's restautant in Kissimee and hands out Fortune cookie with winning PB numbers!

       

      Lincoln's ghost visits security guard at the White house and says play these PB numbers tonight!

      J'aime La France.

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        Posted: May 31, 2013, 7:48 pm - IP Logged

        Aliens Visit Washington DC and give winning lottery numbers to Tourist from Kenosha!

         

        Two headed Illinois calf eats with one mouth and whispers winning lottery number with other mouth!

         

        Elvis visits Madame Wu's restautant in Kissimee and hands out Fortune cookie with winning PB numbers!

         

        Lincoln's ghost visits security guard at the White house and says play these PB numbers tonight!

        and so it begins .........

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          Posted: June 1, 2013, 12:38 am - IP Logged

          Aliens Visit Washington DC and give winning lottery numbers to Tourist from Kenosha!

           

          Two headed Illinois calf eats with one mouth and whispers winning lottery number with other mouth!

           

          Elvis visits Madame Wu's restautant in Kissimee and hands out Fortune cookie with winning PB numbers!

           

          Lincoln's ghost visits security guard at the White house and says play these PB numbers tonight!

          People don't need a tabloid in order to have a bizarre belief about the lottery. When it comes to game of chance, people are willing to believe in just about anything Crazy

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            Posted: June 1, 2013, 12:43 am - IP Logged

            Monica Lewinsky sues Bill Clinton for playing her favorite number (1998) and not sharing the prize money. Bill Clinton then takes the prize money and invests in new ED medication. In 2016, Hilary Clinton predicts she will win the election and there will be a $1 Billion PB Jackpot. Obama still likes catfish. 

            - New York Tabloids Troll

            Hope I did it right, lol.

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              Posted: June 1, 2013, 10:05 am - IP Logged

              Have some fun. Let's say the tabloids wrote lottery stories.

              Make a few up.

              This would be one:

              JACKPOT WINNER SUED BY ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SAYS THE WINNER PLAYED "MY NUMBERS"

              A lottery player in one state claimed that a player in another state won the Powerball by playing the first person's numbers - who had forgotten to play them.

              Bang Head

              Isn't it funny how many people think they have exclusive rights to numbers?

              Woman writes nasty letter claiming she just wants to help people, then complains when they don't share.

              Man gets his numbers from can of pork and beans.

               HyperBe Happy.

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                Posted: June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm - IP Logged

                Time traveling heavy duty lottery player from 7 years in the future comes back to the present to pound jackpots, forgets journal of results from the next 7 years.

                Alex Jones reports that what really happened was a lottery agent from the MUSL was also in the time travel capsule with him and kept the journal.

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Posted: June 1, 2013, 5:23 pm - IP Logged

                  "Arthur Likis Travels Back in Time to Win Lottery - Unfortunately, when leaving lottery headquarters, Mr. Likis was killed crossing the street by a speeding car that ran a red light. Ironically, the driver was the young Arthur Likis. Yes, he killed himself and now the universe will implode."

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                    Posted: June 2, 2013, 10:37 pm - IP Logged

                    Have some fun. Let's say the tabloids wrote lottery stories.

                    Make a few up.

                    This would be one:

                    JACKPOT WINNER SUED BY ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SAYS THE WINNER PLAYED "MY NUMBERS"

                    A lottery player in one state claimed that a player in another state won the Powerball by playing the first person's numbers - who had forgotten to play them.

                    Bang Head

                    Rumor has it that the recent PB winner from Florida has not come forward because the winner was visiting a friend close to the Everglades to show the winning ticket, while sitting on the back porch they noticed a pair of gators in the back yard which startled them resulting in the lottery ticket being dropped and eaten by the larger gator. Police were called to the scene where a search is being conducted to kill the gator, empty the stomach contents and retrieve the ticket.
                    No word yet on what to expect.

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                      Posted: June 6, 2013, 2:38 am - IP Logged

                      Six different players all have the same winning raffle number.

                      State lottery says since this can't happen they will cancel that number as a winner and use a different one.

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                        Posted: June 6, 2013, 12:04 pm - IP Logged

                        Have some fun. Let's say the tabloids wrote lottery stories.

                        Make a few up.

                        This would be one:

                        JACKPOT WINNER SUED BY ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SAYS THE WINNER PLAYED "MY NUMBERS"

                        A lottery player in one state claimed that a player in another state won the Powerball by playing the first person's numbers - who had forgotten to play them.

                        Bang Head

                        Man who had heart transplant a year earlier hits the lottery jackpot and unfortunately dies from a massive heart attack


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                          Posted: June 6, 2013, 2:10 pm - IP Logged
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                            Posted: June 6, 2013, 3:58 pm - IP Logged

                            Lady ask a stranger what time is it the staranger replies 1:23 the lady decides to plays 123 and wins. The stranger sues her for giving her the time.

                            I Love Pink & Green 1908

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                              Posted: June 6, 2013, 5:34 pm - IP Logged

                              I have read a tabloid story like that LOL....it said a friend of the son of the lottery player flippantly said "I'll pray for you to win the jackpot"...Ironically enough the woman did win the jackpot and her son's friend sued because he said his prayer is why she won LOL

                              You have got to be kidding me!

                              NOW I've heard everything.