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• Coin Toss

  

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  What message would you like to see on the scanners in your state telling you you're not a winner when you scan your tickets. (Of course, Winner would be most desired but this is for when you're not one)

  Have fun with this.

  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

  

  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
• noise-gate

  

  * In hot pursuit of $ *

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  Quote: Originally posted by Coin Toss on Jul 22, 2013

  What message would you like to see on the scanners in your state telling you you're not a winner when you scan your tickets. (Of course, Winner would be most desired but this is for when you're not one)

  Have fun with this.

  How about " What do you think this is- Canada?" or " All your base are belong to us"

   

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
• hearsetrax

  

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• RJOh

  

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  WINNER and NO WINNER is enough, I'm not interested in having a conversation.

   * you don't need to buy every combination, just the winning ones * 

         
  
• The Hitman

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by RJOh on Jul 22, 2013

  WINNER and NO WINNER is enough, I'm not interested in having a conversation.

  

  I pay my bills with lottery money - I get it get it!
• Astekblue

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by hearsetrax on Jul 22, 2013

  

  

   

   

  Good   One      Hearse     
• rdgrnr

  

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  Lo sentimos, usted es un perdedor.  (Sorry, you are a loser.)
• RL-RANDOMLOGIC

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  To borrow a phrase from Ballad Of Hank Williams, "Screwed without being kissed"

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWJjf2bR3U

  RL

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• HoLeeKau

  

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  Sucka Foo!
• Tatototman65

  

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  I voted 'Sorry, not a winner.'
  
  

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• chrissy16

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by RJOh on Jul 22, 2013

  WINNER and NO WINNER is enough, I'm not interested in having a conversation.

   Did you really need to poll?

       
  
• ThemBonez

  

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  It'd be funny if it said "Loser" Ace Ventura style, "La hoo... za her!" with a toilet swooshing sound followed by it, haha.

  "JACKPOT BABY!" ...those elusive words still elude me!
• savagegoose

  

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  id like to see  Jackpot winner, voted other

  " Still swinging, still missing "
  2014 = -1016; 2015= -1409; 2016  = -1171; 2017 = -1257 ; 2018 = - 1380 =  TOT =  - 6233

  keno historic = -2291 ; 2015= -603; 2016= -424; 2017 =-427; 2018= -223   TOT = -3968

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• LottoBoner

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  Quote: Originally posted by savagegoose on Jul 28, 2013

  id like to see  Jackpot winner, voted other

  I voted other too.

  When I lose, the scanner should read "limp dick"

  When I win it should read "big BONER"
• helpmewin

  

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  Other why would the ticket scanner say other that may be confusing to some people