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kapla

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Dec 14, 2013, 2:48 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Win$500Quick on Dec 14, 2013
Wire transfer? Then you can start moving the money up as needed. Floyd Maywhether has $123+ million sitting in one bank.

https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/266120/3257963

Correct, no state will give you that kind of money by check. They will only WIRE the money to the bank you tell them to.
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:32 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoNick56 on Dec 14, 2013
I see this a lot on LotteryPost. Can we please all agree that LOOSE means "not tight" and LOSE means "to not win or to no longer possess."

This is the internet, and it's 2013. You might as well ask people to know when they should or shouldn't use "to", too. I'm just glad that most people can use "two" correctly.
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:35 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoNick56 on Dec 14, 2013
I see this a lot on LotteryPost. Can we please all agree that LOOSE means "not tight" and LOSE means "to not win or to no longer possess."

Sometimes when the leash on your dog is too LOOSE, you might LOSE your dog permantly. I dont really mind if you LOSE your dog because he keeps LETTING LOOSE on my lawn.
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:44 pm

Quote: Originally posted by kapla on Dec 14, 2013
Correct, no state will give you that kind of money by check. They will only WIRE the money to the bank you tell them to.

CA lottery says they only do check, and do not do Electronic Funds Transfer.(EFT)

But they also say they will loan you one of their security people to accompany you to the bank. That must be fun. Love to see the look on the teller's face when you hand her a check for a few hundred million. "Oh my, let me get my manager....Harry, it's a big one!" And then they sit you down in the private area in a nice cushy chair with a latte and biscotti.

It's all electronic anyway, the check is just instructions for the bank to execute it. But I guess its nice to have a security guard to accompany you in case someone attacks you, steals the check, impersonates you, cashes the check at their bank, then wires it to the Cayman Islands all before you can cancel it. Gone...pooof!
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:46 pm

Quote: Originally posted by JackpotWanna on Dec 14, 2013
How does one deposit $550 million in the bank? Is there a special bank that can handle that amount?

I would say there are several answers to that question.

1) I would deposit 550 mil in the bank, with two armed guards, dual tasers and a personal Ninja that works 4 cash.

There is a special website called cash4ningas.com

You can find all your Japanese bodyguard needs there. You can even find some Cash4Samurai and even some Cash4SumoWrestlers.

2)Yes There is a definitely a special bank that you should use. Its called a bank that specializes in loving Money.
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:48 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Jon D on Dec 14, 2013
CA lottery says they only do check, and do not do Electronic Funds Transfer.(EFT)

But they also say they will loan you one of their security people to accompany you to the bank. That must be fun. Love to see the look on the teller's face when you hand her a check for a few hundred million. "Oh my, let me get my manager....Harry, it's a big one!" And then they sit you down in the private area in a nice cushy chair with a latte and biscotti.

It's all electronic anyway, the check is just instructions for the bank to execute it. But I guess its nice to have a security guard to accompany you in case someone attacks you, steals the check, impersonates you, cashes the check at their bank, then wires it to the Cayman Islands all before you can cancel it. Gone...pooof!

Can I get hot cocoa and oreos?
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:51 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoBoner on Dec 14, 2013
Can I get hot cocoa and oreos?

Bank manager: "Whatever you want Mr. LottoBoner. For $400 Mil, I'll get you a stripper and dim sum or anything else you want! Just name it!"
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:55 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Artist77 on Dec 14, 2013
Serge, I don't think the prior comment was directed at you or anyone in speific. I speak French also. The Chicago Manual of Style cites LOL as an exclamation: LOL! which seems like overkill to me.

It beats reading.......LOL....lol..lol............lol....yadda yadda...lol..... from a former member.

I think Todd has made a great tool available to LP members, its called a spell checker.

I think all members should use it or at least try to. I try to. After all, we should remain professional at all times.

That way when I try to say "specific", and really say "speific", nobody will say. "Ya know, I see this on LP all the time, somebody on the forums says they have a speific system, when its really a superfantabulous system." Or they say "You know you say your system is speific, but I really think its just shyte."

Now everyone with pet peeves better STFU before i kick your teeth down your throat!
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:58 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoBoner on Dec 14, 2013
Sometimes when the leash on your dog is too LOOSE, you might LOSE your dog permantly. I dont really mind if you LOSE your dog because he keeps LETTING LOOSE on my lawn.

... So if that keeps happening, you need to get a horse and take him to your neighbors yard. And since horse apples are

bigger THAN dog grapes, THEN you can tell him, "if you don't lose your dog, I won't lose my horse."
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Dec 14, 2013, 3:59 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Jon D on Dec 14, 2013
Bank manager: "Whatever you want Mr. LottoBoner. For $400 Mil, I'll get you a stripper and dim sum or anything else you want! Just name it!"

Well thats very kind of you Bank Manager. I would also like a poached egg with a dash of cinnamon, and some naked juggling midgets if thats not too much to ask. They are really talented you know, and they work hard for the money.

And how bout a Panda Bear? Can I get a Panda Bear?
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:07 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoBoner on Dec 14, 2013
I think Todd has made a great tool available to LP members, its called a spell checker.

I think all members should use it or at least try to. I try to. After all, we should remain professional at all times.

That way when I try to say "specific", and really say "speific", nobody will say. "Ya know, I see this on LP all the time, somebody on the forums says they have a speific system, when its really a superfantabulous system." Or they say "You know you say your system is speific, but I really think its just shyte."

Now everyone with pet peeves better STFU before i kick your teeth down your throat!

Um, shouldn't the i in your last sentence have been "I"?
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:10 pm

Quote: Originally posted by chipp on Dec 14, 2013
Build your own bank with a big vault

I agree with chipp here. I guess you could build a small bank for 1 million.

And then store your own money in the bank in a expensive vault, and pay a ninja to guard your cash. That's only like 30,000 per year overhead for the lethal security.

And then maybe you could go into the banking business, and give loans to small business.

You could loan to startup a business, called CASH4$hit.com

People will outsource to this company to pick up what your dog let LOOSE outside my window. They even have a team of horses. As a bonus (for a small additional fee) the horses will kick that pesky dog into oblivion.
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:11 pm

If CA gives me a live check for my eventual-maybe-someday JP win, I'm going to my old Citibank branch in the rattiest **** clothes I can find and asking for the private banker. Then, when they try to steer me toward the regular staff, I'm going to flash the check and tell them to let corporate know how much money they just lost. At last, vengence shall be mine! Muahahahaha.
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:14 pm

Quote: Originally posted by grwurston on Dec 14, 2013
Um, shouldn't the i in your last sentence have been "I"?

Your right, I f%$ked up royally there.

Thats one of my pet peeves, people who say "Me and Bob went to the store"

Then everybody says dummy, "Its Bob and I went to the store.

And then I am like "I dont give a F%$K!!! Bob had no money to spend anyway!!!!"

"I had to buy everything!"

What a moocher bob is.

I think I still have time to edit it.

Thanks for the heads up!

Oh well ran out of time. Mised Missed it by sixty seconds.
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:20 pm

Quote: Originally posted by grwurston on Dec 14, 2013
... So if that keeps happening, you need to get a horse and take him to your neighbors yard. And since horse apples are

bigger THAN dog grapes, THEN you can tell him, "if you don't lose your dog, I won't lose my horse."

lol

opps, i meant to say LOL oops, i mean, i forget

But very funny. I will have to see how much it costs to rent a horse.

You haven't seen this dog though. It looks like a small horse.

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