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LottoBoner

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Dec 14, 2013, 4:22 pm

Quote: Originally posted by JackpotWanna on Dec 14, 2013
How does one deposit $550 million in the bank? Is there a special bank that can handle that amount?

Hey JackpotWanna, are you related to Helpmewin? You guys gals look like twins.
NativeSlew67

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Dec 14, 2013, 4:23 pm

Quote: Originally posted by JackpotWanna on Dec 14, 2013
How does one deposit $550 million in the bank? Is there a special bank that can handle that amount?

This is when you need a good lawyer and offshore bank in The Bahamas!!!!!!!!

"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:26 pm

After watching the movie Blow, no offshore banks for me. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if a large sum of money was in some offshore bank. As an American, i'd rather be able to hire lawyers who know the laws from this country and how to deal with everything when somebody steals your assets. Too many unknowns in other countries. The higher interests rates just isn't worth the uneasy feeling I would have everyday of my life going forward...
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:28 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoBoner on Dec 14, 2013
Your right, I f%$ked up royally there.

Thats one of my pet peeves, people who say "Me and Bob went to the store"

Then everybody says dummy, "Its Bob and I went to the store.

And then I am like "I dont give a F%$K!!! Bob had no money to spend anyway!!!!"

"I had to buy everything!"

What a moocher bob is.

I think I still have time to edit it.

Thanks for the heads up!

Oh well ran out of time. Mised Missed it by sixty seconds.

i thought everyone was here for the Lottery Discussions oops my bad
LottoBoner

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Dec 14, 2013, 4:31 pm

Quote: Originally posted by helpmewin on Dec 14, 2013
i thought everyone was here for the Lottery Discussions oops my bad

Thats ok. I forgive you. Just dont let it happen again.
grwurston

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Dec 14, 2013, 4:31 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoBoner on Dec 14, 2013
Your right, I f%$ked up royally there.

Thats one of my pet peeves, people who say "Me and Bob went to the store"

Then everybody says dummy, "Its Bob and I went to the store.

And then I am like "I dont give a F%$K!!! Bob had no money to spend anyway!!!!"

"I had to buy everything!"

What a moocher bob is.

I think I still have time to edit it.

Thanks for the heads up!

Oh well ran out of time. Mised Missed it by sixty seconds.

C'mon man!!! Your right, You're. Thats one of my... That's. What a moocher bob is. Bob. You do realize I'm just messing

with you now, right?
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:32 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoBoner on Dec 14, 2013
Hey JackpotWanna, are you related to Helpmewin? You guys gals look like twins.

i don't see it, what are you on?
LottoBoner

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Dec 14, 2013, 4:37 pm

Quote: Originally posted by grwurston on Dec 14, 2013
C'mon man!!! Your right, You're. Thats one of my... That's. What a moocher bob is. Bob. You do realize I'm just messing

with you now, right?

Yeah, I had the feeling you were just being jovial. Boy that speelchecker is a lot of work. Its almost as much work as watching those numbers.

I meant spellcheker.

I mean spellchecker.

What about Bob? Baby Steps.
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:38 pm

Quote: Originally posted by helpmewin on Dec 14, 2013
i thought everyone was here for the Lottery Discussions oops my bad

Ahh, we're just having fun... It relieves the stress of how we're all gonna handle winning $550 million on Tuesday.
LottoBoner

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Dec 14, 2013, 4:44 pm

Quote: Originally posted by helpmewin on Dec 14, 2013
i don't see it, what are you on?

I dont have to be on anything to see this.

Look, its the same rat type, monkey thing, or squirrel thing. (No offense intended)

Look at the arms! The are definetly related.

And look at the beady little eyes.

... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Of course your ears are bigger, and her tail is way big.

And yours loves dandelions and is obviously some sort of pilot.

Like a creature out of a nintendo game.
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Dec 14, 2013, 4:46 pm

Quote: Originally posted by tony869 on Dec 14, 2013
There are only 2 banks in the world left that will insure all of it the bank of Bahamas, and Cayman islands.... This is why i know one WA lotto winner did and took 6 millon of his winnings to Cayman island bank... That is what i would do if i ever win.

"Tony, I have to charge you points on the money you're putting in our bank. Do you want to go to the Bahamas and have some monkey watch over your money?"*

-Banker talking to Tony Montana in Scarface

*No offense to any Bahamians here, it's just a quote from the movie.

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Most local banks except for very huge one don't want to reach a certain amount of money on hand- it brings in bank examiners and a lot of things change.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
grwurston

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Dec 14, 2013, 4:51 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Coin Toss on Dec 14, 2013
"Tony, I have to charge you points on the money you're putting in our bank. Do you want to go to the Bahamas and have some monkey watch over your money?"*

-Banker talking to Tony Montana in Scarface

*No offense to any Bahamians here, it's just a quote from the movie.

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Most local banks except for very huge one don't want to reach a certain amount of money on hand- it brings in bank examiners and a lot of things change.

Always with the fees... When does it end?
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Dec 14, 2013, 5:00 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoBoner on Dec 14, 2013
I dont have to be on anything to see this.

Look, its the same rat type, monkey thing, or squirrel thing. (No offense intended)

Look at the arms! The are definetly related.

And look at the beady little eyes.

... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Of course your ears are bigger, and her tail is way big.

And yours loves dandelions and is obviously some sort of pilot.

Like a creature out of a nintendo game.

he is a male+his is just a disguise
helpmewin

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Dec 14, 2013, 5:05 pm

Quote: Originally posted by LottoBoner on Dec 14, 2013
Thats ok. I forgive you. Just dont let it happen again.
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Dec 14, 2013, 5:28 pm

Quote: Originally posted by grwurston on Dec 14, 2013
Ahh, we're just having fun... It relieves the stress of how we're all gonna handle winning $550 million on Tuesday.

if it makes you feel better

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