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If country musicians sang songs about the lottery...

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Posted: April 1, 2014, 12:54 am - IP Logged

Have fun with this one. Make up titles, lines in songs, etc....

Here's one:

I though I hit the jackpot when you said 'I do'

But now that I really won one I have to say adios to you

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

    rdgrnr's avatar - walt
    Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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    Posted: April 1, 2014, 1:07 am - IP Logged

    With apologies to Hee Haw:

     

    Gloom, despair, and agony on me

    Deep dark depression

    I play the lottery

    If it weren't fer bad luck

    I'd have no luck at all

    Gloom, despair, and agony on me.

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
      Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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      Posted: April 1, 2014, 1:56 am - IP Logged

      I done told you once now darlin'

      And I ain'ta gonna tell you twice

      Ya best stop blowin' my money now, Honey

      On Powerball and rollin' dice

      Stop playin' that MegaMillions

      You better start to treatin' me nice

      Before ya put my ass in the poor house, Baby

      I'm gonna put y'all ass on ice.

       

      Now you know I told yo daddy, child

      And I done told yo mama too

      If y'all keep playin' them numbers

      Just what I'm gonna do to you

      I'm gonna haul y'all down to the courthouse, girl

      Let Cousin Bubba give ya 90 days

      I'll set ya ass down in the hoosegow, woman

      'Til ya start back changin' yer ways

       

      Now when ya set ya ass down in the hoosegow, woman

      And they slam that big old door

      Ya ain'ta  gonna play Pick 3 now Baby

      And ya ain'ta gonna play Pick 4.

      Now you might think I'm jokin', Darlin'

      And commencin' to shuck and jive

      But you ain'ta gonna play Hot Lotto, Honey

      And you're never gonna play Cash 5.