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Posted: April 9, 2014, 11:05 pm - IP Logged

Dancing naked under the full moon doesn't work either, but can be lots of fun.White Bounce

Ok, I'm imagining you dancing naked outside under a full moon. And your neighbors are watching.

And....you don't know they are watching......

CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN

A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)

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    Posted: April 9, 2014, 11:25 pm - IP Logged

    Ok, I'm imagining you dancing naked outside under a full moon. And your neighbors are watching.

    And....you don't know they are watching......

    lol, hope not, some of them are cops.

     HyperBe Happy.

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      Posted: April 9, 2014, 11:26 pm - IP Logged

      Sun Smiley

      Banana   Maybe you need to dance under the sun instead... you know, to wake up the #'s.

      I'll try anything once, lol

       HyperBe Happy.

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        Posted: April 9, 2014, 11:34 pm - IP Logged

        lol, hope not, some of them are cops.

        You better hope your husband ain't watchin', lol.

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          Posted: April 9, 2014, 11:36 pm - IP Logged

          You better hope your husband ain't watchin', lol.

          LOL, He'd be there also.

           HyperBe Happy.

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            Posted: April 9, 2014, 11:40 pm - IP Logged

            LOL, He'd be there also.

            Well, I'll be closin' my dadgum blinds then.

            Ya just rernt everthing.

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              Posted: April 9, 2014, 11:44 pm - IP Logged

              Well, I'll be closin' my dadgum blinds then.

              Ya just rernt everthing.

              lol LOL

               HyperBe Happy.

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                Posted: April 11, 2014, 7:35 pm - IP Logged

                Here's another one that doesn't work, playing whatever the total was on groceries or in a bookstore.

                Never did work, so when I paid with cash I started playing the chnge. That doesn't work either.

                Bang Head

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Posted: April 11, 2014, 11:09 pm - IP Logged

                  Hahahaha...you're all so funny!ROFL

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                    Posted: April 12, 2014, 12:07 am - IP Logged

                    If a man and a woman want to have a baby,

                    and the man decides to put his who dilly, into an alternative and relatively incorrect orifice, (however throbbing and dank and enticing it may be,)

                    now that stork, sure as molasses is gonna get lost. 

                    NOW THATS ONE THING THAT JUST DONT WORK!!!

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                      Posted: April 25, 2014, 8:33 pm - IP Logged

                      Here's another that just doesn't work (for me anyweay, maybe it will for you!).

                      Every Friday the front page of our local paper has a little box that tells how many dollars worth of coupons will be in the Sunday paper......this week it happens to be $237. Sometimes I'll play that for Fri., Sat., Sund Pick 3 but it hasn't worked yet.

                      Bang Head

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: April 26, 2014, 12:47 am - IP Logged

                        Coin,

                        Here's one that has almost never worked for me, though it did a few times.

                        You had mentioned playing the grocery total and then the change.

                        I've also tried the "You saved ###" amount on the receipt where I shop, and the lotto machine is on the way out the door, so it works nicely.

                        So if your grocer has something like that, maybe it'll hit for you.

                        Here's one that I just thought of while typing, and I'll try it out tomorrow:

                        Play the price per pound that day of NY Strip Steak.  Why that one?  Well, NY is the financial capital and the strip is the strip, the gambling capital.

                        Put them together and what do you get?  Either a lotto win, or at the very least a nice meal.

                        Good luck.

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                          Posted: April 26, 2014, 1:19 am - IP Logged

                          I guess I got lucky but I won a pick 3 on my 4th time playing it.  All I did was a QP (50 cents and both draws) and kept the number the same for 5 days.  Maybe a good winning strategy is to keep your numbers the same until they hit? Hurray!

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                            Posted: April 26, 2014, 8:10 am - IP Logged

                            Dancing naked under the full moon doesn't work either, but can be lots of fun.White Bounce

                            Especially with a bottle of wine Wink

                            I Love Pink & Green 1908

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                              Posted: April 26, 2014, 7:52 pm - IP Logged

                              Epsitrophy,

                              Hey there, good to hear from you.

                              I really like those ideas, especially the NY strip steak one........kind of a lotto win-win!

                              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                              Lep

                              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.