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Posted: November 9, 2014, 1:11 pm - IP Logged

Because you shouldn't see any more winners from MO.  The reason why is that every resident of this state has either won a jackpot or at least a 5+0 on MM & PB except for me...I'm the odd man out.  I am also afflicted by the lottery curse of "Can't win" so don't go expecting me to win.

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    Posted: November 9, 2014, 1:24 pm - IP Logged

    Because you shouldn't see any more winners from MO.  The reason why is that every resident of this state has either won a jackpot or at least a 5+0 on MM & PB except for me...I'm the odd man out.  I am also afflicted by the lottery curse of "Can't win" so don't go expecting me to win.

    I don't have any complaints about MO winning,  just as long as they aren't consecutive wins,  I am fine with it.

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      Posted: November 9, 2014, 2:45 pm - IP Logged

      Because you shouldn't see any more winners from MO.  The reason why is that every resident of this state has either won a jackpot or at least a 5+0 on MM & PB except for me...I'm the odd man out.  I am also afflicted by the lottery curse of "Can't win" so don't go expecting me to win.

      So jj, let me make sure I understand what you just said.

      "Every resident of the state of Missouri has won a jackpot or at least a 5+0 on MM & PB". Except for you.

      I think you are either very misinformed, or really feeling sorry for yourself. Whatever the population of Missouri is, it's in the millions. I do know there haven't been millions of jackpot or 5+0 winners in any state. Unless maybe if you count pick 3 winners as jackpot winners.

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        Posted: November 9, 2014, 2:58 pm - IP Logged

        Because you shouldn't see any more winners from MO.  The reason why is that every resident of this state has either won a jackpot or at least a 5+0 on MM & PB except for me...I'm the odd man out.  I am also afflicted by the lottery curse of "Can't win" so don't go expecting me to win.

        if you are joking you need to use emoticons, otherwise people will think you are serious.

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          Posted: November 9, 2014, 3:03 pm - IP Logged

          Because you shouldn't see any more winners from MO.  The reason why is that every resident of this state has either won a jackpot or at least a 5+0 on MM & PB except for me...I'm the odd man out.  I am also afflicted by the lottery curse of "Can't win" so don't go expecting me to win.

          Sounds like they're out to get ya...  LOL

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            Sounds like they're out to get ya...  LOL

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              Posted: November 9, 2014, 3:09 pm - IP Logged

              Well there's also maybe like one person in New York & California who is also the odd man out there.

              Winners win because it's far too easy for them.  I believe they have been bestowed with magical powers.  That's why I want a winner to buy tickets for me because I'll automatically win.

              This is also why I don't fear zombie apocalypse, lottery winners will use magical powers to make the dead die forever if that ever happened.

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                Posted: November 9, 2014, 5:11 pm - IP Logged

                Because you shouldn't see any more winners from MO.  The reason why is that every resident of this state has either won a jackpot or at least a 5+0 on MM & PB except for me...I'm the odd man out.  I am also afflicted by the lottery curse of "Can't win" so don't go expecting me to win.

                Keep a positive attitude.  Just say to yourself:

                "Show me the MOney!"

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                  Posted: November 9, 2014, 5:59 pm - IP Logged

                  LOL mikeintexas !  "Show me the money"  The show me State is Missouri. The home State of President Harry S. Truman.  They sure do have a lot of Lotto winners there. 

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                    Posted: November 9, 2014, 9:21 pm - IP Logged

                    Well there's also maybe like one person in New York & California who is also the odd man out there.

                    Winners win because it's far too easy for them.  I believe they have been bestowed with magical powers.  That's why I want a winner to buy tickets for me because I'll automatically win.

                    This is also why I don't fear zombie apocalypse, lottery winners will use magical powers to make the dead die forever if that ever happened.

                    Oh yeah, jj?

                    Makes for some very interesting math:

                    From LP archives:
                    Updated: Feb.8, 2005, 6:11pm

                    The California Lottery Commission today approved the California Lottery joining the multi-state lottery game Mega Millions.

                    California Population 2014
                    At the last official United States census carried out in 2010, the population of California was declared at 37,253,956 which made the state the most populous in the country by some distance.


                    Magical powers indeed, this is California's ninth year as a MM state, MM averages 8-15 jackpots a year (prior to the 75 number matrix) and according to you 37,243,955 people have won the MM.
                    Penn and Teller couldn't pull that one off.

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

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                      Posted: November 9, 2014, 10:37 pm - IP Logged

                      Well there's also maybe like one person in New York & California who is also the odd man out there.

                      Winners win because it's far too easy for them.  I believe they have been bestowed with magical powers.  That's why I want a winner to buy tickets for me because I'll automatically win.

                      This is also why I don't fear zombie apocalypse, lottery winners will use magical powers to make the dead die forever if that ever happened.

                      I have some really good stuff at my disposal, but it seems that just about everyday, I read some of the comments here, and it only confirms that there are people out there with waaay better Ganja than I has.

                      It's not nice to hold out. Green laugh

                       

                      BTW, you have to shoot them in the head. I learned that by watching a black and white 1968 movie called "The Night Of The Living Dead".

                      I always wondered why they didn't out-run the zombies, running to the nearest major road and flag someone down to help them. It was obvious the zombies couldn't run, but straggled along. lol

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                        Posted: November 9, 2014, 10:53 pm - IP Logged

                        I don't have any complaints about MO winning,  just as long as they aren't consecutive wins,  I am fine with it.

                        Right...however if MO suddenly won consecutive jackpots....

                        • you can finish the sentence to that...can't you?

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                          Posted: November 10, 2014, 9:50 am - IP Logged

                          Right...however if MO suddenly won consecutive jackpots....

                          • you can finish the sentence to that...can't you?

                          That's not going to happen since I'm Missouri's odd man out.

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                            Posted: November 10, 2014, 10:19 am - IP Logged

                            Right...however if MO suddenly won consecutive jackpots....

                            • you can finish the sentence to that...can't you?

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                              Posted: November 10, 2014, 1:22 pm - IP Logged

                              Keep a positive attitude.  Just say to yourself:

                              "Show me the MOney!"

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