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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Oct 30, 2018, 12:07 am

Have fun with this one.

Possible headlines;

MUSL says all combinations sold, still no winner.

SIRI starts calling herself Steve Player.

Record jackpot split 68 ways......when all is said and done, MUSL says each winner owes them only $62 or $63 million.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
TheMeatman2005

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Oct 30, 2018, 8:46 am

I want to know why we never see this headline...

Psychic wins lottery!

The Meatman 🥩🍗🍔🍖🍤🌭

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.” Will Rogers

Winning happens in a flash, Like A Bolt Of Lightning!
Coin Toss

Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Oct 30, 2018, 10:56 am

One winner in $63,000,000 Mega Millions drawing, MUSL says it overestimated jackpot by $63,000,000!

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
grwurston

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Root Sums Rule

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Oct 30, 2018, 6:18 pm

302 Million people beat Mega Millions 302 Million to one odds by winning $1 each.

Everyone picks the right numbers every time. The problem is the lottery doesn't always agree.
Original Bey

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Oct 30, 2018, 6:24 pm

MUSL starts deducting low tier payouts from Jackpot Winners' prize in a new program called Pay It Forward

"Do everything you can. Then, leave the rest to luck."
LiveInGreenBay

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Oct 30, 2018, 6:29 pm

Owner says dog ate winning power ball ticket. Dog denies accusation.

Never give up.
Quanchill

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Oct 30, 2018, 10:24 pm

Guy chooses own numbers for Power ball AND Mega Millions BIG Jackpots and gets it right-

-Only problem is he chose the winning Mega numbers for the power ball and the winning Power numbers for the Mega Millions!

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Ticket holder gets quick pick for both Mega Millions and Power ball an matches numbers, unfortunately the ticket was purchased after 'deadline' and is for the next draw.
Coin Toss

Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Oct 31, 2018, 12:11 am

Good ones folks, keep it going.

MUSL whistle blower talks about secret Lottery Fairy project.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
sully16

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Ringleader

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Oct 31, 2018, 5:36 am

Mom wins 80 million, gives it all to U of M to pay for son's college, still owes 1 million.

Mom and Dad still living on Ramen noodles and juice boxes.
DELotteryPlyr

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Oct 31, 2018, 5:49 am

Quote: Originally posted by sully16 on Oct 31, 2018
Mom wins 80 million, gives it all to U of M to pay for son's college, still owes 1 million.

Mom and Dad still living on Ramen noodles and juice boxes.

No, you don't understand what this is all about. You are suppose to make up something un-real/fake.

LOL!!!
Quanchill

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Oct 31, 2018, 6:10 am

Scientist say they are on the verge of bringing back dinosaurs, not unlike Jurassic Park. Which means you are now more likely to see a creature that lived 20-60 million years ago than to win to nights ___ Dollar Mega Millions jackpot!

Skitter bump truck scooting where you going. up select down to town of down.. hey better luck on the back of rex triceritops raptor rage primal. ticket huh
Coin Toss

Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Oct 31, 2018, 11:17 am

Sully / DELotteryPlyr,

Excellent!

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MUSL tweaks Mega Millions and Powerball

Mega Millions will now be a 5 + 5 game, Powerball 5 + 4 +1

In either game one of the groups must be a quick pick!

Their marketing research says people can't wait to play (that might be true!)

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
Artist77

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Oct 31, 2018, 1:02 pm

Reptile family wins Powerball Jackpot! Plan to build supersize heat lamp in backyard.

Rest of illuminati eager to use lamp.

Never Forget.
Artist77

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Oct 31, 2018, 1:04 pm

Princess Diana returns from dead to win lottery Jackpot!!!

Camilla refuses to accept gifted money for plastic surgery.

Never Forget.
CDanaT

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Oct 31, 2018, 1:17 pm

Caitlyn Jenner denied jackpot due to changing name/sex again after purchasing winning ticket

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