Truly the dumbest criminal ever. Woman tries to tape 2 tickets into 1Prev TopicNext Topic

• spencerjames

  

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  Mar 24, 2025, 7:48 pm

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  This woman literally tore 2 tickets and swapped the parts to make a million dollar winner. Then went into the lottery office and signed a sworn affidavit that her ticket was legit

  When I was 5 years old I was smart enough to to know that wouldn't work in a million years. How could anyone be so stupid. 

   

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  ESCAMBIA COUNTY, Fla. - The dream of a million-dollar payout quickly turned sour for a Florida couple, whose ill-fated attempt to allegedly deceive the Florida Lottery landed them behind bars.

  Kira Enders, 36, and Dakota Jones, 32, were arrested and charged with forgery/alteration of a lottery ticket with intent to defraud, passing a forged/altered state lottery ticket and larceny-grand theft of $100,000 or more after an incident that unfolded in early March, according to an arrest affidavit from the Escamba County Sheriff's Office. 

  Enders came into possession of a "winning" lottery ticket and tried to claim her winnings, but it actually wasn't a winning lottery ticket at all, according to deputies and lottery officials.
• spencerjames

  

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  Mar 24, 2025, 7:53 pm

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  From the story

   

  Enders also filled out the claimant information on the back of the ticket – and acknowledged the fine print that said she would face legal consequences should any of the information be incorrect, the affidavit said. 

   

  And to make matters worse, there were 2 people involved and apparently neither was smart enough to realize this had a 0% chance of working and a 100% chance of going to prison
• hearsetrax

  

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  ahh to be that young and stupid