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Brock Lee

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Jan 1, 2026, 6:09 pm

"thousands of winners split record 3 billion dollar jackpot after lottery draws 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6"

"philadelphia jackpot winner has trouble claming prize after signing his ticket 'i know nothing' instead of legal name"

"anonymous georgia powerball winner to make hefty donation to scholarship fund, on condition that all scholarships be renamed $kollarzzhip"

happy new year's
Coin Toss

Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Jan 1, 2026, 9:45 pm

Aliens from an unknown planet arrive on Earth, state that with technology that enables them to travel hundreds of millions of miles in mere minutes they came to figure out how to beat lotteries. Their conclusion is "no can do" and those who win are just lucky! Science declares there is no such thing as lotterology.
Stat$talker

Stat$talker

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Jan 1, 2026, 10:54 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Brock Lee on Jan 1, 2026
"thousands of winners split record 3 billion dollar jackpot after lottery draws 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6"

"philadelphia jackpot winner has trouble claming prize after signing his ticket 'i know nothing' instead of legal name"

"anonymous georgia powerball winner to make hefty donation to scholarship fund, on condition that all scholarships be renamed $kollarzzhip"

happy new year's

"on condition that all scholarships be renamed $kollarzzhip"
Tucker Black

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Jan 2, 2026, 5:40 am

Quote: Originally posted by Brock Lee on Jan 1, 2026
"thousands of winners split record 3 billion dollar jackpot after lottery draws 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6"

"philadelphia jackpot winner has trouble claming prize after signing his ticket 'i know nothing' instead of legal name"

"anonymous georgia powerball winner to make hefty donation to scholarship fund, on condition that all scholarships be renamed $kollarzzhip"

happy new year's

And the $kollarzzhips are only valid at schools that teach "alternative math".
Artist77

United States
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January 16, 2012
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Jan 2, 2026, 5:56 am

SELF PROCLAIMED FORMER "CELEBRITY" LOSES ENTIRE JACKPOT!!!

Blames evil women, drugs and Lottery Post. members for his losses.

Never Forget.
Artist77

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Jan 2, 2026, 6:11 am

MAJOR JACKPOT WINNER TRIES TO BRIBE MEMBERS TO JOIN PRESTIGIOUS COUNTRY CLUB

Was DOWN VOTED by all the members.

Never Forget.
Artist77

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Jan 2, 2026, 7:15 am

Quote: Originally posted by Brock Lee on Jan 1, 2026
"thousands of winners split record 3 billion dollar jackpot after lottery draws 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6"

"philadelphia jackpot winner has trouble claming prize after signing his ticket 'i know nothing' instead of legal name"

"anonymous georgia powerball winner to make hefty donation to scholarship fund, on condition that all scholarships be renamed $kollarzzhip"

happy new year's

Never Forget.
Lotterologist

Michigan
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March 30, 2006
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Jan 2, 2026, 9:46 am

GLORIA ALLRED WANNABE LOTTERY PLAYER ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

According to reports, a "Gloria Allred wannabe" was abducted by an alien craft and taken to the star system, Alpha Centuri.

After only 24 hours, the aliens had enough and decided to send her back
Justing618

Baltimore
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March 26, 2022
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Jan 2, 2026, 11:29 am

Maryland man who played the same numbers for 20 years wins a billion dollars! 😂
Stat$talker

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Jan 2, 2026, 12:19 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Lotterologist on Jan 2, 2026
GLORIA ALLRED WANNABE LOTTERY PLAYER ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

According to reports, a "Gloria Allred wannabe" was abducted by an alien craft and taken to the star system, Alpha Centuri.

After only 24 hours, the aliens had enough and decided to send her back
tokecap

Sao Paulo
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June 10, 2014
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Jan 2, 2026, 12:37 pm

“In 2026, the lottery finally admits: it’s not magic, it’s not a perfect RNG… it’s physics, math, and a bunch of balls smashing into each other.”

“Lottery in 2026:
— ‘The numbers are totally random.’
Players: ‘Then why does 17 show up more often than a relative at a barbecue?’”

“2026: when the lottery realizes that ‘random’ doesn’t mean ‘pattern-free,’ and that studying numbers isn’t a crime.”

“They say the numbers are random…
They just never explain why some are always on vacation while others work every day.”

“2026: the day a winner says ‘it wasn’t luck,’ and the lottery replies: ‘Fine — but we’re still taxing it.’”
hypersoniq

Pennsylvania
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April 6, 2003
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Jan 2, 2026, 1:22 pm

"Long time standard Lottery Post member finally rewards himself with a platinum membership after a $50,000 (pre tax) win on the PA Pick 5!"

That would be a good one!

Have an EXCELlent day!
Coin Toss

Zeta Reticuli Star System
United States
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Jan 2, 2026, 2:47 pm

Some LP members revealed to be AIs but the I is questionable.
grwurston

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Root Sums Rule

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Jan 2, 2026, 8:25 pm

Lottery Officials In Disbelief As Pick 3 Player Wins Every Day.

Player says, "It's the easiest thing I've ever done".

Everyone picks the right numbers every time. The problem is the lottery doesn't always agree.
cli maks

United States
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January 2, 2026
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Jan 3, 2026, 1:00 am

"Gas station shop clerk wins the Powerball Jackpot"

May you define all odds. In Lotto and in Life.

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