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• Coin Toss

  

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  You win a big jackpot and find out whether you stay put or move you have nosy neighbors so what is your cover story going to be?
• rcbbuckeye

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Coin Toss on Feb 24, 2026

  You win a big jackpot and find out whether you stay put or move you have nosy neighbors so what is your cover story going to be?

  I had a rich uncle who died and left me millions.

  Then I tell them I gave it all away to the kids.

  JUST LOOK AT THE ODDS OF ANY JACKPOT GAME, THAT WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
• tokecap

  

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• MG2150

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Coin Toss on Feb 24, 2026

  You win a big jackpot and find out whether you stay put or move you have nosy neighbors so what is your cover story going to be?

  I say I've won the lottery jackpot 10 times and I'm moving to another country!

  Nobody will believe me!!

  
• CDanaT

  

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  I had an old family member put me in a trust shortly after I was born that I never knew about & I couldn't touch until last fall when an attorney called . They were allegedly invested in gold/silver/palladium is my understanding but I am not fully aware of everything. I remember talking with them when I was little kid about saving/buying silver coins  but had no idea I was a part of their trust or how big it actually is.
• hearsetrax

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by rcbbuckeye on Feb 24, 2026

  I had a rich uncle who died and left me millions.

  Then I tell them I gave it all away to the kids.

  ditto, 'cept it was my Rich Aunt Jenny and I don't have kids LOL

  
• OhSoClose

  

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  Same as it ever was...
• Artist77

  

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  One thing to remember (and I have to remind myself sometimes) is that one does not have to answer any question or provide a justification. 

  Turn the question around with a question.  Are you having financial issues? Why else would you be so interested in what I buy? I can help you find some free counseling resources.

  Trust me that they run away every time.

     DO NOT BE AFRAID.

  How Great Thou Art. God has blessed America.
• sully16

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Coin Toss on Feb 24, 2026

  You win a big jackpot and find out whether you stay put or move you have nosy neighbors so what is your cover story going to be?

  Went gold prospecting and found a vein.

   
• hypersoniq

  

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  No cover story required. Buy a new house with a few acres of property between the nearest neighbors.

  Have an EXCELlent day!
• grwurston

  

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  Don't say anything to anyone about your winnings.

  But if someone was to get nosy you can reply with, Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies.

  

  List Pick 3 singles by low sums, high sums. Separate each sum row by consecutive pair and non consecutive pair combos. These 3 pair groups. 14 17 47, 25 28 58, 36 39 69 are in 63 combos. 54 combos do not have them. Which sums do the 3 pair groups appear and not appear? Look at root sum groups 147, 258, 369. Play accordingly.
• Rock Lobster

  

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  Bought a fishing boat moved to Alaska.
• JustMaybe

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by rcbbuckeye on Feb 24, 2026

  I had a rich uncle who died and left me millions.

  Then I tell them I gave it all away to the kids.

  I went to school with Satoshi Nakamoto

  He transfered some coins to my wallet 🤣

  I believe winning the lottery jackpot is a 💯 % factor of luck.

  May Fortuna, goddess of chance or lot vindicate me.
• Lotto Motto

  

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  You win a big jackpot and find out whether you stay put or move you have nosy neighbors so what is your cover story going to be?

  I like the lottery advice ,"Claim you went broke by living an incredibly lavish lifestyle. People might call you an idiot but they won't be begging you for money." I'd claim something similar and it would seem realistic if I claimed I was just another lottery winner statistic who squandered away the winnings frivolously.
• KY Floyd

  

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  "you have nosy neighbors "

  You've moved to the wrong place if nosy neighbors can come ask you questions.