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Thought I posted.  Got pm's I didn't post - old age caught up with me

 

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Did you hear about the 87 year old woman who talked her way  out of a speeding ticket by

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate.

Please be careful!" 

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

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Travelling down 29 needing to use a restroom, I stop at rest area and head to restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doing just fine"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?  At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhhm I'm like you, just travelling"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.  I tell them

"No...I'm a little busy right now.."

Then I hear the other person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.

Cell phones - don't you just love the.

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