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As the opportunity seeker that I am, I couldn't help taking advantage of Mother's day soon to come on Sunday. I'm also delivering tomorrow and Sunday, maybe even Monday. (reading that back to myself it kinda sounded like,        )

I made 240 bucks today for an eight hour tour. Same with the next two days. Will driving too much end you up on a deserted Island?

While the money endorphins were doing their job perfectly, something strange was happening. The smiling surprised faces of those beautiful moms made my day. I should record those moments on my phone. Oh boy, someone's gonaa steal my Idea and come up with a reality show. We already have garage wars, Hardcore pawn, Operation Repo, and so on, do we really need Mother's day wars?

Find a hobby or something. What do you want from me?

My psychiatrist told me if I don't pay my bill soon, he's gonna let me go crazy... 

I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."

Thinking I was about to be rich I said, "Oh my Granny, you are SO generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"

With her last breath, my grandmother whispered, "Facebook."

Below is a clip from the cartoon show "Family Guy" aired on March 17, 2013. It shows the dad using his cell phone to call someone but clearly two bombs detonate in the backround. Seth MacFarlane claims this show was a hoax, and It never existed. But someone actually bought the episode online and posted it on Youtube. Videos related to this are being systematically deleted quickly, so watch this before It goes too. The cell phone usage starts at 53 seconds into the video.

People are claiming there were two clips spliced into one. That may be true, but those two clips are from the SAME episode.

Below is the comment by the author of the video.

"Published on Apr 16, 2013           

I saw six men kicking and punching
my mother-in-law. 

My neighbor said "Aren't you going to help?"

I said "No, Six should be enough".