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'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom...

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face...

'OLD' IS WHEN..

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas, and a prosperous and Happy New Year!

Wishing everyone a happy Thanksgiving!

I have been experiencing some very trying times both emotionally and physically for an extended period of time now. The loss of my lifetime partner has been overwhelming, and I have been having some additional serious visual problems to deal with. Have been tested for macular degeneration due to extensive blurred vision. Hope things improve soon so I can move on with my life and continue with the lottery exploration that I love.

Thank you, and God bless...

LottoVantage

May you always be blessed in all your endeavors, and hopefully we shall meet again someday beyond the sunset.

 

Wonderfully expressed

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very Good and Very bad things....
The most destructive habit........ ......... ........Worry
The greatest Joy........... ......... ......... ......Giving
The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... .........Selfishness
The most endangered species..... ......Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ....Our youth
The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ ....Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ........... .....Fear
The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... .........Excuses
The most powerful force in life........ .......... ....Love
The most dangerous act...... ..A gossip
The world's most incredible computer.... .....The brain
The worst thing to be without...... ......... ..... Hope
The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ............ 'I Can'
The greatest asset....... .......... ............ ......Faith
The most worthless emotion.... ......... ....Self- pity
The most beautiful attire....... ......... ......... A Smile!
The most prized possession... .......... ......Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. .......Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... ......... ......Enthusiasm


Life ends: when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends: when you stop Believing,
Love ends: when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends: when you stop Sharing!!!

This phenomenon is an arctic sunset with the moon in-between, as close to earth as it ever gets. What a spectacular occasion!!

 

Subject: 7%

This is something we should all read at least once a week.

Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written".

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

 

1. **Life isn't fair, but it's still good. **

 

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

 

3. **Life is too short to waste time hating anyone**...

 

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends

   and parents will. Stay in touch.

 

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

 

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

 

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

 

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

 

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

 

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

 

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

 

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

 

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea

   what their journey is all about.

 

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

 

15. **Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry;

     God never blinks. **

 

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

 

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

 

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

 

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second

     one is up to you and no one else.

 

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take

     no for an answer.

 

21. ** Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, and wear the fancy lingerie.

      Don't save it for a special occasion. **

 

22. Over prepare, and then go with the flow.

 

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

 

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

 

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

 

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words. **In

     five years, will this matter? **

 

27. Always choose life.

 

28. Forgive everyone everything.

 

29. **What other people think of you is none of your business.**

 

30. Time heals almost everything. **Give time time. **

 

31. However good or bad a situation is, **it will change. **

 

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

 

33. Believe in miracles.

 

34. **God loves you because of who God is, not because of

     anything you did or didn't do.**

 

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

 

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

 

37. Your children get only one childhood.

 

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

 

39. Get outside every day. **Miracles are waiting everywhere.**

 

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw

     everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

 

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

 

42. The best is yet to come.

 

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

 

44. Yield.

 

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

 

I'm in the 7%.

 

**Friends are the family that we choose for ourselves. **