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Tonight in the northeast, Perseid meteor shower

 

Perseid Meteor Shower

Plan to check out the night sky where you live on Sunday, August 12th between 9:00 and 10:00 pm (local time) for the annual Perseid meteor shower. Bill Cooke of NASA's Meteoroid Environment Office estimates that stargazers will see one or two Perseids per minute at the shower's peak. More info available at NASA.gov

 

Entry #569

Strange number sequence

 

Did you know that,

111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ?

Strange....lol

Now you can sleep easier tonight knowing this...LOL

Entry #568

Woman must forfeit lottery winnings

Woman Must Forfeit Lottery Winnings

 

POSTED: 7:27 am PDT August 10, 2007
UPDATED: 2:27 pm PDT August 10, 2007

 

WHITE CITY, Ore. -- A local woman must turn over her lottery winnings after a judge said she won them illegally.

 

Prosecutors said Christina Goodenow, of White City, used a credit card that belonged to her then-boyfriend's dead mother to buy a winning $1 million Scratch-It ticket in Oct. 2005.

 

Goodenow asked lottery officials to keep her win quiet, claiming to be a victim of domestic violence. But police learned of the crime about two weeks later, as Goodenow continued to use the stolen credit card.
On Thursday, Jackson County Judge Ray White ruled that the winnings were the proceeds of illegal activity and must be forfeited under Oregon law.

 

Goodenow pleaded no contest to forgery, cheating and aggravated theft.

 

Besides stripping Goodenow of her winnings, White sentenced Goodenow to a month in jail. But White gave her credit for the six months she served earlier this year for possessing methamphetamine.

 

Goodenow, who maintains she bought the winning ticket with cash from her own pocket and said she plans to appeal, must spend two years on probation. 
Entry #566

Talking

Talking

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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Fixed Hearing

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He
finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman returned to the doctor a month later for a re-check.

The doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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Aliens In Arizona

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"

The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a private part that he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."

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Lost

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"

"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.

"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.

"Oy, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"

Abe answers, "They'll find us!"

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Entry #564

Homeless man inherits $50,000

Homeless Man Inherits $50,000

The Associated Press

Published: August 4, 2007

MIAMI - A homeless Miami man who hadn't spoken to his family in nearly two decades was found Friday, after his family made public their effort to track him down and present him with a $50,000 inheritance.

Randy Chapman, 51, was last seen by his family 19 years ago. Back then, he demanded $1,000 to take a test to see whether he could provide a bone marrow transplant for his brother who suffered from leukemia.

He didn't match, and Chapman hadn't talked to them since. Throughout the years he had many run-ins with the police, but when his aunt Pearl Hauenstein died in 2000, she left him the money.

His cousin Mae Lou Howard hired a private detective to find him.

'I can't believe it,' Chapman told The Miami Herald upon learning of his small fortune. 'I don't even know her. I'm so grateful.'

'He deserves a life. He hasn't had anything up to now,' Howard said.

On Friday, Chapman said he was determined to turn his life around. 'I'm not going to blow it,' he said.

Entry #562

More animal abuse, boils my blood!!!!

I feel like breaking the law and taking care of this myself. This evil couple should go through what those poor animals went through.

I read some of the comments to this, and one in particular stood out. The following is an excerpt of what this 63 year old commenter had to say:

Nail these two to a shed by their privates, give them a razor, and set the shed on fire, then let them decide their fate.

And I totally agree.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/spotlight/news-article.aspx?storyid=88253

This is how I feel right now....#%*&!#?*%$#@!!!!!

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