jarasan's Blog

ABC NBC bias.

ABC and NBC are refusing to air commercials that are critical of the health care proposals!  I've boycotted these fascist enablers for years now,  I suggest everybody do the same.

They won't air another viewpoint!

How ya liking that hope and change!

Obama jive

 

HA HA HA  HA !!!!!!!!!!

Entry #197

Let the good times roll.

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

This thing is incredible,  if you don't think the U.S. Govt.  is out of control you're living on another planet.   The numbers are staggering!  The unsecured debt per USAmerican is $191,000.00 and growing!   So get to work for the collective NOW!

Puke

Entry #196

Intimidation tactics.

This is my opinion not some copy/pasted info.

The gangsters in the White House are playing the intimidation game with the insurance industry!  They want the accounting records of the insurance industry!  WTF? Doesn't the IRS and state govts. have all this info?  This POS GANGSTAPUPPETOTUSPOS thinks this country is Chicago!  I move for indictments filed on the grounds of organized crime being run out of the White House and the Dems. as accessories to the crimes being committed against the American people.

Entry #195

A cowboy named Bud.

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and a YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?'

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure , Why not?'

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular BLUETOOTH cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'

'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?'

'You're a Congressman for the U.S.Government', says Bud.

'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'

'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. .

Now give me back my dog.

Entry #193

Sheila Jackson's townhall doctor.

Another plant at a town hall,  a woman claiming to be pediatric primary care doctor,  is not.   She is a Obama delegate from Texas and an organizer!  Wow where is the media,  you know like when Joe the Plumber asked a question.

Sheila Jackson acted as if she didn't know this woman and gave her a hug and big thanks.

This is despicable behavior and is being ignored by the $h1t$tream media.

Incredible the hoax that is being played on the American people.

From Lone Star Times:

I'm not sure why, but something didn't smell right. So my colleagues and I did a little digging, and wouldn't you know it? Roxana Mayer is, like, totally not a doctor.

But she is an Obama campaign volunteer.

Our own David Jennings secured a phone interview, in which Mayer admitted to impersonating a physician, saying — get this — she thought it would help her credibility. (It didn't)

Entry #192

Quotes, quirks and cutes to contemplate.

Enjoy!

 

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants' She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ??

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Prison may just be a little too late!!!

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.?

Entry #191

USPS, FEDEX, UPS? The teleprompter committed suicide.

That my friends is the question:  Do you want your healthcare run like the US Postal Service, or Fedex or UPS?   The President Obama wants to know! 

This faux pas from Obama is so revealing of what the American people have been duped into,  it is beyond,  way beyond belief... this came out of his mouth. He is sooooooooooooooo smart and cool. 

How smart do you feel now for voting for this charlatan?  He ain't too bright in ALL 57 states is he?

No teleprompter No cry.

God Almighty I would have liked to have seen the looks on the faces of his staff in the background when that brilliant point was made.   He must have euthanized at least several hundred people laughing to death,  I was just laughing and shaking my head,  incredible.

Oh yeah,  that little girl asking about the mean people with signs,  a plant.

The guy with the Obamahitler sign a plant.

The teleprompter committed suicide in protest because it was fed up with the lying,  guilt killed the teleprompter.

Entry #190

Exciting times!

Pathetic thuggery!  Dearborn, Michigan has issues,  there should be no tolerance for this type of fascism in the streets of the USA.

Entry #189

Joker's Wild!

Which is scarier? 

bush joker

I'll git them terrorists!

obama joker

I'll get them all!

Entry #188

Hard to kill.

OK Volvos are tough! But I want you to imagine that if this is the way the current set of politicos deal with perfectly good cars,  how do you think they will deal with perfectly good older people?  Yeah that's right,  we'll just put some sand and clotting agents down their throats and recycle em!

This video is quite painful to watch for myself because I am one of those persons that love to make things run forever,  and destroying a perfectly good Volvo that if cared for, can go 500K+ miles is disturbing.  It is the same idiots that don't realize the environmental toll it takes to recycle a vehicle,  the hybrids are even worse when their time comes. 

Enjoy change we can believe in!

Entry #187

6 Billion In Savings!

This is how stupid the politicians think we are.   Carnahan says after 10 years there will be a 6 Billion dollar saving for going for the Communist Health Care plan.  After literally trillions being thrown away!  People are fed up with the BS.

As Konane says: Vote them all out!

Ben Cardin got much of the same here in MD. you know if you don't participate in the CHCP the IRS comes after you for $2500.

Entry #185

Show us the beef!

I have learned the "document" the Hawaiian hospital produced was created in HTML non-existent during the theoretical Hawaii birth of GANGSTAPUPPETOTUSPOS.  He ain't legit.

Oh yeah, he is a USAmerican citizen, the congreffman says......................with such confidence.

Entry #184

Racist Senator.

 

This is the mold of the Democrat mindset,  this is exactly how they treat and subjugate their black constituents.   This woman Boxer is disgusting!  Check out the other racist behind and to the right of Babbling Babs.

Entry #183