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Entry #96

Pulling out of Chicago?

Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago ?
 
 
Body count: In the last six months 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago ; 221 killed in Iraq .

Sens. Barack Obama & Dick Durbin,
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.,
Gov. Rod Blogojevich,
House leader Mike Madigan,
Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike),
Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley)
.....our leadership in Illinois .....all Democrats.
 
Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago
Of course, they're all blaming each other.
Can't blame Republicans; they're aren't any!

State pension fund $44 Billion in debt, worst in country.
Cook County ( Chicago ) sales tax 10.25% highest in country. (Look ' em up if you want).
Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.
This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois .  And he's gonna
'FIX' Washington politics for us!

Entry #95

Thanks Colin! What a pal!

What a nice guy Colin is!  Thanks BFF!
From Rush Limbaugh this hurts, weekend of the knives.

Rush said:
"At any rate, flew home after the game, I guess we rolled in at 10:45 or so, got into the house at 11:30. I still wasn't aware how much it had blown up. I did a little work when I went home, went up to bed, it was a long, taxing, exhausting day. I'll tell you, it is tough physically going to a football game. I can't imagine playing in one. I got home last night feeling like I had played in the game. So I got up this morning and talked to Cookie. Cookie says, "Okay, here's a preview of the sound bite roster," and, lo and behold, the media had a cow over this. Folks, I must have struck a nerve on this because everybody in the Drive-By Media has something snarky to say about my two little paragraphs to Jonathan Martin at The Politico regarding the Powell endorsement. Now, there's something else interesting -- I got one thing wrong. It was not a Republican that nominated his son, Michael Powell, to head the FCC. Michael Powell, by the way, has not only endorsed McCain, Colin Powell's son has endorsed McCain, he is campaigning for him. Colin Powell's son is debating Obama surrogates on communications issues. What actually happened was -- and this is even more fascinating -- what actually happened was, and my friend Professor Hazlett informed me of this, it was McCain who got Michael Powell appointed to the FCC by Clinton in order to forge a relationship with his father, Colin Powell, as was reported at the time.

So McCain went out of the way, went to Clinton, said, "Please nominate Michael Powell to the FCC." Clinton did it. This was an effort by McCain to forge a continued relationship. We've also heard -- I can't substantiate this -- we've also heard that the reason that Senator McCain has had Jeremiah Wright off-limits is in hopes of getting the Powell endorsement himself. But one of the interesting things to point out about this is, who is Powell? If you stop and think about how Powell is characterized by the Drive-Bys, he's the epitome of today's moderate, right? And that moderate, Mr. Powell, that kind of person is the target for McCain's campaign, is it not? And so we see, ladies and gentlemen, just how -- I mean, he gets his kid on the FCC with Clinton, forge a relationship, bam. I don't know if McCain thought Powell was bought, but if so, it's obvious Powell doesn't stay bought for very long."
Jarasan says:
"John McCain is finding out very quickly who his friends are.  How would you like it, someone in your own party?  Burning bridges and hedging bets, all on the back of getting some appointment by someone who has not yet won,  Colin Powell will fade into obscurity.  I think Colin's wifey has something to do with it.  You see at $100k to $200k per speech, it is no sweat off of Colin's back, he is immune and part of the elite, his life will remain the same. Now the (dem/leftists) won't call Colin an Uncle Tom anymore, I don't blame him."
The reasons Colin gave during his big announcement were confounding and nonsensical,  actually they were dem/leftist talking points.
Entry #94

The first test.

Biden let it out of the bag!  The high level briefing they had last week, was so secret that Biden couldn't hold it in any longer.  Biden stated that "if Barry wins he will be tested as POTUS very early in his term".

Remember the weaker the presidential candidate, the bolder our enemies become, two recent examples are the cuban missle crisis,  and the Iranian hostage crisis.

If McCain/Palin win,   our enemies will think more than twice about testing anyone.

If Obama/Biden win, our enemies won't hesistate to test the untested.

 

Remember Kerry was ahead about this time last presidential election.  Barry has spent over $600,000,000

that is $600 million dollars on this campaign!  McCain is pushing $150,000,000 $150 million dollars.

Where did all that money come from?  I thought we were having an economic crisis? Near a billion combined! Gosh that is enough to buy a couple of lobsters at the Waldorf Astoria!

The polls are tightening >>>>>>><<<<<<<.

Entry #93

Colin Powell

Guilted into endorsing Barry, 2 weeks before the election.

Who cares?

Colin supported the war, remember the vials? 

Colin should be appalled at the dem/leftist/fascist/communists smear tactics, and socialism.

Entry #92

Sarah versus Tina

Sarah is definitely smarter than Tina, The Governor VS. Comedienne (Stoner Chick). They'll be on SNL together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never be seen

never say never

 

Can't wait.

Entry #91

Capitalism.

I just heard a talking head say that when capitalism has trouble it needs help to get it back on its feet.

That help, of course, is the govt..

What this brilliant talking head forgot to mention is the FACT that the govt. is responsible for the problem capitalism just had.

And the host, God bless him,  Jim Engle doesn't even mention this obvious involvement of the govt. messing up capitalism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Forcing it into socialism.

McCain should keep reminding everybody the reason we are having economic troubles,

THE CURRENT  PARTY IN CHARGE! THE DEM/LEFTISTS/SOCIALIST/COMMUNISTS IN THE CONGRESS THAT HAS PERCIPITATED THIS WHOLE CRAPPY SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!!

Fwanks, Doddy, Schumer, Rangel, Barry, Pelosi, Reid name names for petes sake! 

Entry #90

The new AD.

They are using Barry to get control of the government, we have a choice we either go DOWN the path of socialism or stay on the road of Democracy.  They will do anything to win this, ACORN is in the tank, they can’t win without cheating, your tax dollars at work.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppQszYT3djE

Entry #88

No Photoshop.

Does this?

No hand

Explain this?

Bookclub

Or is it vice versa?  Or is it cause and effect? Does he believe this inevitable?

Here is a synopsis of the book he is holding: The author is Fahreed Zakaria.

Zakaria argues that a "post-American" world order is beginning, in which the role of the United States of Americawill be diminished, but not irrelevant. Economic, diplomatic, and social power is rising in the rest of the world, a phenomenon he calls the "Rise of the Rest". Although the U.S. remains the supreme military power, the spread of capital, labor, innovation, ideas and information continues to bring down the level of influence the U.S. once had in world affairs.

He states that the current worry for the U.S. is neither the rise of other countries, nor its diminishing influence, but the politics of stagnation and partisanship that have pervaded Washington over the past decades. Archaic systems of government that lend themselves to hijack by vested interests are stalling the adaptability and flexibility of the American nation, that was once the backbone of its unprecedented growth.

Other parts of the book deal with the new challenges, and possible policy changes that will be required to face those challenges.

I think it is what Barry expects, and he is taking full advantage of becoming the catalyst (the role/bad actor) in this scenario dems have set up for him,  to make this all come true. The come uppance of the USA.

Entry #87

You have been Warned.

As I have been saying,   the Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, Saul Alinsky model for taking control of a govt. is what Barry is using to win this election.  You must watch the History of Radicalism, give it look, it is all factual. Barry lives on the same street of Farrakan and Bill Ayers,this Dem/socialist/communist/leftist/fascist campaign has been in the works for years!!!!!!!!!!

Entry #86

Just a reminder.

To my fellow comrades:

http://sagebrushpatriot.com/america.htm

 

A talking head just made a great point, here it is, it took congress 2 years to allow the merger of two satellite companies,  the stock is less than a dollar now.  It took congress 1 week to give away 700 Billion with some tasty pork. 

 This year we have a clear choice: an expansion of govt. or the reigning in of govt., I choose the latter. 

Entry #85

The energy joke.

This is how a good idea goes awry,  under the auspices and control of the federal govt., the self perpetuating monster that it is.  The employees, of course, have no worries as to their performance, as govt. agencies don't have to follow the same rules it places on the private sectors such as Sarbanes/Oxley or have to be productive for their shareholders. I can think of a few others that are huge failed bureaurocracies that just take tax dollars, have agendas, do nothing productive,  or should totally be overhauled and given over to the private sector.
THE ABSOLUTELY FUNNIEST JOKE EVER ON US!

What was the reason given for developing the Department of Energy
during the Carter administration?

We have spent multi billions of dollars in support of this agency
and I am willing to bet not one person who reads this will remember
the reason given. It was very simple.

THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY WAS INSTITUTED TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.


Entry #84

What I got in the mail today, Plus special commentary.

I just saw a talking head on the tube telling us that there is not dime of credit to be gotten out there. 

In my mail was a solicitation for $7,000 loan from Citibank because I have such excellent credit.

In my mail was a solicitation from AIG telling me I was overpaying on insurance.(They already started spending the 85 Billion on postage)!

In my mail was a picture of the gekko from Geico telling me I am overpaying on my insurance.

Of course, I ripped them up and threw them in the trash, I've been doing this for a long time.  I learned something a long time ago from my parents who came here with nothing.  I reccommend this to anybody at no charge, you don't need any special counseling or books etc..

This applies to your personal needs:

If you don't need it don't buy it.  And even more importantly if you don't need it and you don't have the money to buy it outright don't even think of buying it.

It looks like avarice is the culprit of these problems in our financial markets but not everyone is guilty,  the majority of American business is sound, the practice of backing securities with mortgage money has to be reigned in.

Newt Gingrich has some great ideas on the solution for this self induced crisis.  Here you go:

Get the Politicians Out of the Economy: Recipe for Sound Economic Growth

By Newt Gingrich on September 21, 2008 1:54 PM 12 Comments

(This is a message from Newt Gingrich to American Solutions members on getting the American economy back on track, and the key is to get the politicians out of the economy and then have a recipe for sound economic growth.)

 

You know, the last few weeks have been painful economically and even more painful as an historian and citizen. 

On Saturday, September 27 we'll spend six hours proposing bold dramatic change at our second annual Solutions Day which will be in the Cobb Galleria in Atlanta, Georgia and will be on the Internet on Dish Satellite Television, on  Direct TV, and all the details are at AmericanSolutions.com.

But, the rate at which politicians, lobbyists and bureaucrats in Washington are doing the wrong things in the wrong way requires speaking out NOW. This is why I wanted to share today with the members and supporters of American Solutions some thoughts on the state of the economy and what we need to do to move America forward.

If you're like me and like most Americans, you've watched your savings shrink, your house value decline, the price you pay for gasoline rise, and the economy within many of us run a company get worse. But your economic problems have been dwarfed by the appalling behavior of Washington politicians.

Not only are they undermining our economic future but if unchecked they will ruin the future for our children and grandchildren.

Washington politicians in both parties are panicked and as a result they are making things worse.

  • The liberals in Congress have responded to the American people's anger over energy prices by trying to pass fundamentally dishonest bills which raise taxes and at the same time limit energy production while pretending to increase it. These dishonest efforts would actually make it permanently illegal to drill for oil and natural gas in most of the areas offshore.  Instead of letting the ban on offshore oil drilling end naturally on October 1, the liberals in Congress are trying to enact a new, permanent ban on offshore development.  These dishonest "no drill bills" offer no hope of solving the underlying challenge of energy for a country which is shipping $700 billion overseas every year. And notice you now see foreign, sovereign funds with your money coming back to buy your banks and your companies because of our truly destructive energy policy.
  • In the name of economic security the Congress passed a Sarbanes-Oxley law which is driving companies from public scrutiny into private ownership, driving new companies out of New York and into London for financing and slowing down dramatically the development of new companies. . Let me be very clear, Sarbanes Oxley has failed. It failed to warn about Fannie Mae. It failed to warn about Freddie Mac. It failed to warn about Bear Stearns. It failed to warn about Lehman Brothers. It failed to warn about AIG. And yet, while being a total failure in every big case, it adds $3 million dollars a year to the cost of a startup company having to hire accountants and take care of paperwork when they actually should be focused on growing, hiring people, and being productive. The result has been in the second quarter of this year, we had zero new public offerings by new companies, and in the third quarter we had one. We used to have thirty or forty every quarter. That's how bad Sarbanes Oxley is weakening this economy.
  • In the name of national security Congress adopted a visa law which cripples America's ability to attract successful people, crippled our international tourism business, and weakened our ability to attract first class students in math and science.
  • Congress insists on education policies which prop up failed bureaucracies, trap children in institutions which destroy their future -- and in some neighborhoods making prison much more likely than college. These failed policies guarantee the continuing decay of America in both economic and national security competition with China and India.
  • Americans still put up with a failing healthcare system. They still pay too much for too little quality, too little choice, and too little convenience. Congress has thus far failed to improve safety by investing in electronic health records, failed to crack down on fraud, and failed to find a way through tax credits to make sure everyone can have health insurance.
  • In the name of limiting legal immigration while ignoring the millions of illegal immigrants in America, the Congress refuses to adopt policies to increase the number of smart, educated and successful people who can come to America to work. This refusal leads to high value jobs being exported to, India, China, Canada, and elsewhere while low paying illegal jobs grow in the United States.
  • For too long, Congress has failed to stop the practice of using surplus Social Security funds for other purposes, including pork barrel spending.  This continued raid on Social Security makes it more and more difficult to achieve real reform for Social Security.
  • Congress compounds our long term weakness in economic competition by sustaining the world's second highest corporate tax rate (three times higher than Ireland's), sustaining a legal system which is the most economically destructive on the planet, and taxing capital gains. All this while the world's best competitors encourage savings and investment with low corporate tax rates and zero taxes on capital gains.

 

Faced with the economic mess they have made, most Congressional politicians then call for protecting the very jobs they are killing by adopting economically unsustainable but politically attractive demagoguery.

The Federal Reserve has forgotten that its first job is to protect the dollar. In its search for a pain free here and now it has flooded the world with dollars which has set the stage for a return to the 1970s model of stagflation in which the combination of high taxes and high inflation cripple economic growth and weaken our economic future.

The Treasury has forgotten that its first job is to protect the taxpayer and reinforce the Federal Reserve in protecting the dollar. Now we have a Treasury which is capriciously deciding which firm to help and which firm to let die. In the process it is piling up huge liabilities for the taxpayer, potentially increasing the long term debt of the American taxpayer by what may amount to a nearly 50% increase.

This process of debt accumulation started with the government intervention in the case of the failing Bear Stearns at a potential cost to taxpayers of $30 billion, followed by a weekend "saving" Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae at an estimated cost of $200 billion.

Then this past week we saw the decision to allow Lehman Brothers to go bankrupt followed by the decision that AIG needed to be rescued, subjecting the taxpayer to a potential risk of an additional $85 billion.

We cannot have capitalism on the way up and socialism on the way down. We cannot have a welfare state for Wall Street.

You know, that was not all.  This interventionism is so capricious, just yesterday we learned that the taxpayer could be responsible for $700 billion in potential bad debt. We don't know what the rules are. We don't know what the structure is. This is all going to be decided in secret by a handful of congressmen and the Secretary of the Treasury with no American knowing what's being decided, and yet it could shape this country for the next 20 years.

In addition, to show you how much the rule of law has decayed, we were told that 799 companies will be protected by stopping the ability to sell short on their stock-that is to gamble that they're going to get weaker. Why 799? Why not 797? Why not 801? Who's on the list to be protected by the government, and who isn't on the list to be protected, and who made that decision?

This is not the rule of law. This is not what we thought America was supposed to be about. This is very dangerous government by politicians, lobbyists, and bureaucrats, who are making decisions in secret without the country knowing what the ground rules are.

As a principled conservative it is even more sobering to see the amount of economic power being centralized in Washington with these interventions. Deals are being struck behind closed doors with little or no transparency. Things are happening at the intersection of politics and finance that we, the American people, know nothing about except the potential price tag we will pay. These many new federal responsibilities will politicize finances at giant institutions and will guarantee massive increases in lobbying.

Lobbyists are a consequence of big government not a cause of it. The more money centered in government the more value there will be in hiring a lobbyist. The more lobbyists are hired the more politics will be dominated by the political contributions of the lobbyists and their employers. The more power the lobbyists and their employers amass over the politicians the more politics will define the economy. It will become more profitable to influence a politician than to invent a product. If the market rejects you or your ideas fail to compete, the help of your lobbyist may be all you need. Your lobbyist may be able to get government to protect you from your own failure.

The failure of politicians to solve the systemic and fundamental economic problems has led them to paper over these failures with your money. Using your money inevitably increases the power and size of Washington bureaucracy. In the long run, centralized bureaucratic planning will inevitably make the United States less competitive, less creative, and less capable.

If we do not stop the current lobbyist driven, politician enhancing, and bureaucracy empowering trend, America will be poorer, weaker, and less capable for a long time to come.

In an amazing display of historic ignorance, economic destructiveness, and ideologically driven dishonesty, Washington politicians are in the process of combining the worst of the 1970s bad economic policies with the worst of Detroit's economic and educational decay.

We are in grave danger of turning all of America into the kind of declining economy and bureaucratic mess which Detroit has become over the last 40 years.

It is essential that we face the facts and return to the fundamentals.

To paraphrase then Governor Ronald Reagan in February 1975 at the first Conservative Political Action Committee (CPAC) conference (which then Naval Officer John McCain went to as the guest of Governor Reagan), the time has come to outline a policy of bold colors with no pale pastels.

Entry #83