Gentlespirit's Blog

         The HUMAN BODY is a machine  that is full of
>> > wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave  you
>> > wondering why
>> > in the heck we were designed the way we  were.
>> >
>> >

          1..  Scientists say the higher your I.Q.  the more you dream.
>> >
>> > 2.. The largest cell in the  human body is the female egg.
>> >
>> > 3.. The smallest is  the male sperm.
>> >
>> > 4.. You use 200 muscles to take one  step.
>> >
>> > 5.. The average woman is 5 inches shorter  than the average man.
>> >
>> > 6.. Your big toes have two  bones each while the rest have three.
>> >
>> > 7.. A pair of  human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.
>> >
>> > 8.. A full  bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
>> >
>> > 9.. The  acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor
>> > blades.
>> >
>> > 10.. The human brain cell can hold 5 times  as much information as
>> > the Encyclopedia Britannic.
>> >
>> > 11.. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to
>> > your  stomach.
>> >
>> > 12.. The average human dream lasts 2-3  seconds.
>> >
>> > 13.. Men without hair on their chests are  more likely to get
>> > cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
>> >
>> > 14.. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour  as
>> > a single cell.
>> >
>> > 15.. There is about one trillion  bacteria on each of your feet.
>> >
>> > 16.. Your body gives  off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a
>> > gallon of water to a  boil.
>> >
>> > 17.. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
>> >
>> > 18.. Your teeth start  developing (in your gums) 6 months before
>> > you are born.
>> >
>> > 19.. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils  dilate,
>> > they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
>> >
>> > 20.. Blondes have more hair than  dark-haired people.
>> >
>> > 21.. Your thumb is the same  length as your nose.
>> >
>> > 22.. At this very moment I  know full well you are putting this
>> > last fact to the test ..
>> >
>> > Now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the
>> > friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to
>> > their noses as well.
>> >
>> >             You did it -- I KNOW you did  !!!!!
>> >

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
 
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and
dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
 
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me
uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
 

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
 
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
 
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
 
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...
 
ANDERSONCOOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
 
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
 
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.
 
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
 
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
 
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
 
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
 
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
 
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.
 
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
 
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
 
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%.......
reboot.
 
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
 
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
 
ALGORE:
I invented the chicken!
 
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
 
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
 
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
 
Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
 
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
 
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required .
 
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
 
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. 
 
 There are teachers.... and then there are educators.

AARP Tips...


Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find
younger, sexy women who are interested
in them?

A: Try a bookstore...under fiction.




Q: What can a man do while his wife is
going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools,
you can finish the basement. When you are
done you will have a place to live.




Q: Someone has told me that menopause is
mentioned in the Bible.  Is that true?  Where
can it be found?

A: Yes.  Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt '




Q: How can you increase the heart rate of
your 50+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.




Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of
the elderly...wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses




Q: Seriously! What can I do for these
crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my
face?

A: Seriously?  Go braless.  It will usually pull
them out.


Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet
parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.



Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem,
retrieving it is a problem.



Q: As people age, do they sleep more
soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye
glasses?

A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made
by 50+ year olds when they enter antique
stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

This is fun to do! 
Go to this web site http://www.howmanyofme.com/
Put in your first and last name and see how many people in the USA have your name as well. Have a lucky weekend!!!

  Can you solve this puzzle? 


You are riding on a beautiful white horse. 
On your left side is a drop off. 
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. 
In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. 
Behind you is a stampede of horses. 
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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If you are feeling sad because your number has not arrived yet, let KOZO intertain you. His dance isn't long, so put him on repeat. I guarantee you'll feel happier after watching him.

  TWO    FRIENDS    WERE    WALKING
THROUGH    THE    DESERT.
DURING    SOME    POINT    OF    THE
JOURNEY,    THEY    HAD     AN
ARGUMENT;    AND    ONE    FRIEND
SLAPPED    THE    OTHER    ONE
IN    THE     FACE.

 
THE    ONE    WHO    GOT    SLAPPED
WAS    HURT,    BUT    WITHOUT
SAYING    ANYTHING,
WROTE    IN    THE    SAND:

TODAY    MY    BEST    FRIEND
SLAPPED   ME    IN    THE    FACE.

THEY  KEPT    ON    WALKING,
UNTIL  THEY    FOUND     AN    OASIS,
WHERE    THEY    DECIDED
TO  TAKE    A     BATH

THE    ONE     WHO    HAD    BEEN
SLAPPED     GOT    STUCK    IN    THE
MIRE !    AND    STARTED    DROWNING,
BUT    THE    FRIEND  SAVED    HIM.

AFTER    HE    RECOVERED    FROM
THE    NEAR    DROWNING,
HE    WROTE    ON    A    STONE:

'TODAY    MY    BEST    FRIEND
SAVED    MY    LIFE  '.

THE    FRIEND    WHO    HAD    SLAPPED
AND    SAVED    HIS    BEST    FRIEND
ASKED    HIM,    'AFTER   I  HURT    YOU,
YOU    WROTE    IN    THE    SAND    AND    NOW,
YOU    WRITE    ON    A     STONE,    WHY?'

THE   FRIEND    REPLIED
'WHEN    SOMEONE    HURTS    US
WE    SHOULD     WRITE    IT    DOWN
IN    SAND,   WHERE    WINDS    OF
FORGIVENESS    CAN     ERASE    IT AWAY.
BUT,    WHEN  SOMEONE    DOES
SOMETHING    GOOD    FOR    US,
WE    MUST    ENGRAVE    IT   IN   STONE
WHERE    NO    WIND
CAN    EVER    ERASE    IT.'

LEARN    TO     WRITE
YOUR    HURTS    IN
THE    SAND    AND    TO
CARVE    YOUR
BENEFITS    IN    STONE.

THEY    SAY    IT    TAKES    A
MINUTE    TO    FIND    A    SPECIAL
PERSON,     AN    HOUR   TO
APPRECIATE  THEM,    A    DAY
TO   LOVE    THEM, !    BUT THEN
AN    ENTIRE    LIFE
TO    FORGET    THEM.



TAKE    THE    TIME    TO    LIVE!

DO    NOT     VALUE    THE    THINGS
YOU  HAVE    IN    YOUR    LIFE,     BUT    VALUE
WHO  YOU   HAVE    IN     YOUR    LIFE !

'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.' 

 

 

 

Have your kleenex ready, this is heartwarming to the max . . .

THE KISS


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