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Happy Thanksgiving!! :)

                             We thank Thee, heav'nly Father

We thank Thee, heav'nly Father,
For ev'ry earthly good,
For life, and health, and clothing,
And for our daily food.

O give us hearts to thank Thee,
For ev'ry blessing sent,
And whatsoe'er Thou sendest
Make us therewith content. Amen.
                                                         ~~~~~~

We thank Thee, heav'nly Father

                                       blogmedia.jpg Thanksgiving Turkey image by Bysweetie
                Have a very Safe & Happy Thanksgiving
                                  Gentlespirit

Entry #49

Tic Tac Toe

Subject: tic tac toe

Click on the TicTacToe (below) to play.  


This is a challenge, see if you are
smart enough to beat the computer....enjoy!


TicTacToe 

Entry #47

Coffee Machine

 

 

1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5 CLICK ON 'OPEN' 
ENJOY! 
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' !!! Enjoy!Wink

COFFEE MACHINE

 

Entry #44

Did Anyone Ever Tell You!!

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel.
Somebody out here is Smiling,
Because of something you said or something you did!

Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile.   In Fact, It made Them Glad.

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You.
Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You.
I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!!

MY FRIEND I DO HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! Blue Angel


 

     

 
Entry #43

Las Vegas Churches

  Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips 

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE 
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN 
LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES 
THAN CASINOS. 
 
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME 
WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. 

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM 
MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.. ...
 
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS
ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS . Green laugh

 
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?
GOTCHA! Green laugh

Entry #42

Inner Peace

Subject: Calmness in our lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
 
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished'
 
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
 
You have no idea how freakin' good I feel right now. Green laugh
 
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
 

 
Entry #41

FBI Job Opening

FBI Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,  interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two
men and a  woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large  metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your  instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill
her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He
took  the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man  came out with tears i n his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to  kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were  heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the  walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and  there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This
gun is loaded  with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."

MORAL:
Women are crazy.  Don't mess with them 
 

Entry #40

Gitcha Momma

GITCHA MOMMA

A redneck family from the back hills was visiting the big city
and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by
two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r
what it is.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
number above the walls light up sequentially

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old

blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
'Boy.................go gitcha momma   Green laugh

Entry #39

Retirement

Retirement
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
 
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
 
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
 
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
 
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
 
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
 
I called him a dumb ass.
 
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
 
So Mary called him a <snip>head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
 
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
 
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
 
Just then our bus arrived. 
 
 
~*~ We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age! ~*~            Green laugh
 
Entry #38

An Old Man, a Boy & a Donkey!!

 AN OLD MAN, A BOY & A DONKEY                                                                 
               
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.  

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.  

As they went along they passed some people

Who remarked it was a shame the old man

Was walking and the boy was riding.



The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,

So they changed positions.


Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,

'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'

So they then decided they'd both walk!  

Soon they passed some more people who thought

They were stupid to walk when they had a

Decent donkey to ride.  

So, they both rode the donkey.


Now they passed some people

Who shamed them by saying how awful to

Put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man figured they were probably right,

So they decide to carry the donkey.  

As they crossed the bridge,

They lost their grip on the animal

And he fell into the river and drowned.

 

The moral of the story?


If you try to please everyone,

You might as well..


Kiss your ass goodbye!




Have A Nice Day And
Be Careful With Your DonkeyGreen laugh


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Entry #37

House Fires - Please read

 


  

  
  
  
  House fires--please read!


Received from a friend who is in the insurance property business. It is 
well worth reading. 

The original  message was written by a lady whose brother and wife learned a hard  lesson this past week. 

Their house burnt down.. nothing left but ashes. They have good  insurance so the house will be replaced and most of the contents. That  is the good news. 


However, they were sick when they found out the cause of the fire. The  insurance investigator sifted through the ashes for several hours. He  had the cause of the fire traced to the master bathroom. He asked her  sister-in-law what she had plugged in  the bathroom. She listed the normal things....curling iron, blow dryer.  He kept saying to her, 'No, this would be something that would  disintegrate at high temperatures'. Then her sister-in-law  remembered she had a Glade Plug-In, in the bathroom. 

The investigator had one of those 'Aha' moments. He said that was the  cause of the fire. He said he has seen more house fires started with  the plug-in type room fresheners than anything else. He said the 
plastic they are made from is THIN. He also said that in every case  there was nothing left to prove that it even existed. When the  investigator looked in the wall plug, the two prongs left from the  plug-in were still in there. 


Her sister-in-law had one of the plug-ins that had a small night light  built in it. She said she had noticed that the light would dim and then  finally go out. She would walk in to the bathroom a few hours later, 
and the light would be back on again. The investigator said that the  unit was getting too hot, and would dim and go out rather than just  blow the light bulb. Once it cooled down it would come back on. That is  a warning sign. 



The investigator said he personally wouldn't have any type of plug in  fragrance device anywhere in his house. He has seen too many places  that have been burned down due to them. 

PLEASE PASS THIS INFORMATION ON. 

  NOT ONLY COULD IT SAVE SOMEONE'S HOUSE, 

BUT IT COULD SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE

 

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