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Joke of the day


A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A coupledays before the cruise, the travel agent calls and says the cruise hasbeen canceled, but he can get them on a three-day cruise instead. Theguy says "OK," and goes to the pharmacy to buy three Dramamine andthree condoms.

Next day, the agent calls back and says he now can book a five-daycruise. The guy says he'll take it. Returns to the same pharmacy andbuys two more Dramamine and two more condoms.

The following day, the travel agent calls again and says he can nowbook an eight-day cruise. Guy says, "OK," and goes back to the pharmacyand asks for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

Finally, the pharmacist asks, "Look, if it makes you sick, how come you keep doing it?"

Entry #24

Al Di Meola radio

http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Al%2BDi%2BMeola/similarartists#pane=webRadioPlayer&station=%252Flisten%252Fartist%252FAl%252BDi%252BMeola%252Fsimilarartists

Entry #22

Firefox question

I recently downloaded the 3.5 new version of Firefox, unfortunately it's still in Beta and doesn't support the Real player download videos feature I used to have prior to the upgrade.

How can i get the old one back?

I tried the add on thingy and it doesn't work.  The Real player trouble shoot area says 3.5 won't support the download feature of videos such as Youtube or any other media.

Secondly, my internet explorer has been taken over by Firefox even after I specifically told Firefox upon installation NOT to be my default browser. It just decided to take over Internet explorer. Opera is not supported by Real player. Only the old Firefox, and Internet explorer are supported.

Entry #21

Joke of the day

Rye bread

Two old guys, one 80, and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
Bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
Short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
What he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
Energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he
Was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said,
"Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to eat the 5th
Loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody in the world knows about
This stuff but me."
Entry #19

Deepak Chopra, "The higher self segment".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJYKozu-uRk&feature=related

Such a cool video about everything you thought of which is life..... in it's true self. The person in the mirror who's been until now, a regular skeptic that got his degree in the real world. yet something along the line told him or her otherwise. Something you just can't put your finger on. All logic dictates rational thinking, yet this urge I always feel constantly makes me want to explode from within. A deeper sense of what reality is.

I call it being Spiritual. No organized religion, just being one with the universe.

Distance is an illusion.

Entry #17

Spandau Ballet, TRUE

Just copy and paste the title of this blog into Youtube.

Firefox won't allow me to copy and paste because of their security. But the warning says to use keys. How the heck do I use the keyboard to copy and paste?.....lol

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