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Jack Whittaker: un-luckiest lottery winner ever

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Posted: January 12, 2007, 9:37 pm - IP Logged

This guy should run for President of the United States.

He's certainly incompetent enough. 

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    BILOXI, MISSISSIPPI
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    Posted: January 12, 2007, 10:11 pm - IP Logged

    Todd --good look  I saw a picture of jack with a pony tail  a few weeks ago  I like the new Jack look

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      Posted: January 12, 2007, 10:26 pm - IP Logged

        

      'ol jack he did have a stack

      now no one has his back

      his cash is low

      feeling like an everyday joe

      tragedy struck

      for the love of a buck

      his life in shambles

      can't afford sandals

      feeling very spent

      down to his very last cent

      the haggard look is on his face

      killing the pain with another case

      the alcohol numbs the pain

      amounts spent insane

      well its too late

      today is the date

      cruel cruel is his twist of fate

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        Posted: January 12, 2007, 10:27 pm - IP Logged

        Did you write that Mike?

         

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          Posted: January 12, 2007, 10:48 pm - IP Logged

          yes.i thought it up as i was writing it.its silly i knowGreen laugh

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            Posted: January 12, 2007, 11:05 pm - IP Logged

            Jack is apparently beyond help and beyond sanity. I can only hope to use him as an example of what not to do if I win a big one.

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              Qabloc!zewana
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              Posted: January 13, 2007, 2:16 am - IP Logged

              I can personally help him.... Someone, please, tell him to send me all of his (hidden) money.  All of it.

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                Posted: January 13, 2007, 2:24 am - IP Logged

                here is another.this is being done just like the other off the top of my head....here it goes.

                 'ol jack he was a good old man

                 he went to the racetrack looking for a hand...

                 job that is....

                 instead he was to be robbed

                 the pretty woman pronounced him a slob

                 so he left with his briefcase

                 just after the police chase

                 refused a breathalizer test

                 that he knew best

                 got locked up in jail

                 didn't take long to make bail

                 millions always on hand

                 told him he was richer than the men from the sand

                 soon it wore off that magic

                 all thats left is pretty tragic

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                  Posted: January 13, 2007, 4:18 am - IP Logged

                  Gives complete and final definition to the term "Wacko Jacko", 'ey.

                  Presented 'AS IS' and for Entertainment Purposes Only.
                  Any gain or loss is your responsibility.
                  Use at your own risk.

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                    Posted: January 13, 2007, 6:55 am - IP Logged

                    This is the case study of what not to do after winning.

                    It amazes me that his wife hasn't filed for divorce and left him penniless. She is the one I feel most sorry for.

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                      Posted: January 13, 2007, 8:43 am - IP Logged

                      here is another.this is being done just like the other off the top of my head....here it goes.

                       'ol jack he was a good old man

                       he went to the racetrack looking for a hand...

                       job that is....

                       instead he was to be robbed

                       the pretty woman pronounced him a slob

                       so he left with his briefcase

                       just after the police chase

                       refused a breathalizer test

                       that he knew best

                       got locked up in jail

                       didn't take long to make bail

                       millions always on hand

                       told him he was richer than the men from the sand

                       soon it wore off that magic

                       all thats left is pretty tragic

                      That's actually not too bad Mike, I especially like your last two lines.

                       

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                        Posted: January 13, 2007, 11:12 am - IP Logged

                        JW SHOULD be President! He manages his money MUCH better than the current Government.

                        Quote from future press conference:

                        "I did NOT touch that woman, Kitty French..."

                        PS- he looks different now than that photo which is from when he first won.. he grew a beard in the last photo I saw but that was a while ago too.

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                          Posted: January 13, 2007, 11:38 am - IP Logged

                          I first noticed the blog on this subject, so that's where I posted.  Just wanted to tell Todd that I didn't know he created that image. Not being technical, it's so good I just assumed it came from a recent news article.  So if I ever decide to go back to dating I'll send you a photo and you can touch it up a little for me, okay?

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                            Posted: January 13, 2007, 2:33 pm - IP Logged

                            i've never in my life this has got to be the most horrible thing that could happen to a million in a life time the way he could come out of this is get a movie deal and pray that it's enough to pay everyone off my pray goes out to this man

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                              Posted: January 13, 2007, 2:47 pm - IP Logged

                              God is playing a beautiful game. Simply, if people don't know how to mange money and withdraw themselves from the public after winning a big jackpot this is the ultimate result. Penniless, Jack you better jump off the bridge.