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Washington Gov. orders lottery to return Mercedes

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HaveABall's avatar - rocket

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Posted: October 10, 2011, 9:25 pm - IP Logged

That musta been the van at the Bristol Rythm & Roots Fest last year where I got all the Chinese junk trinkets that advertised the Va Lottery. The van didn't seem to attract much attention, half the time the 3 broads were looking pretty bored with nothing to do. I went up and bought a couple tickets (both losers) and they gave me a pile of junk Chinese trinkets.

The broads were nice and friendly and everything but they should probably hire younger broads instead of letting the lottery execs wives work there. They can double-dip without getting their wives involved, I'm sure.

What they should really do though is a joint promotion with Budweiser and get some beer taps in that window and then they'll see crowds and they'll see the ticket sales take off too. Maybe the broads could dance a little bit too.

Probably a bad idea, as such dancing would turn 51%+ of the lottery ticket purchasers off. 

However, the weekend, domestic-made, van attendants should probably be, attractive, middle-aged, outgoing, efficient, and courteous, ... team composed of one woman and one man.

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    rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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    Posted: October 10, 2011, 10:27 pm - IP Logged

    Probably a bad idea, as such dancing would turn 51%+ of the lottery ticket purchasers off. 

    However, the weekend, domestic-made, van attendants should probably be, attractive, middle-aged, outgoing, efficient, and courteous, ... team composed of one woman and one man.

    Pumpkin

    Nah, everybody likes to see broads dancin, even other broads.

    And I'd bet the segment of men and wimmins who like to see broads dancin buy a lot more lottery tickets than the stick-in-the-mud types who don't like to see broads dance.

    And you don't want any men in the van either, that's a turnoff. People want broads in the van just like they prefer barmaids over bartenders, it's just natural.


                                                 
                         
                                             

     

     

     

     

                                                                                                       

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      Posted: October 11, 2011, 12:09 pm - IP Logged

      Nah, everybody likes to see broads dancin, even other broads.

      And I'd bet the segment of men and wimmins who like to see broads dancin buy a lot more lottery tickets than the stick-in-the-mud types who don't like to see broads dance.

      And you don't want any men in the van either, that's a turnoff. People want broads in the van just like they prefer barmaids over bartenders, it's just natural.

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        Posted: October 11, 2011, 12:32 pm - IP Logged

        Everyone listens nto a five time loser..Carry on ridge carry on..

        Only five? Hah! You flatter me!

        And they all said the same thing: "Get out Ridge, for the love of decency does not abide in thee."

        Well the "love of decency" must have abided in all them houses I bought cuz they all kept one!


                                                     
                             
                                                 

         

         

         

         

                                                                                                           

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          Posted: October 11, 2011, 12:42 pm - IP Logged

          Only five? Hah! You flatter me!

          And they all said the same thing: "Get out Ridge, for the love of decency does not abide in thee."

          Well the "love of decency" must have abided in all them houses I bought cuz they all kept one!

          Bless their hearts..Chuga lug chuga lug say hideho..chuga lug chuga lug chuga lug...Maybe the five where teatotlers and not drunks like you ole ridgey pal..Think real hard....

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            rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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            Posted: October 11, 2011, 11:49 pm - IP Logged

            Everyone listens nto a five time loser..Carry on ridge carry on..

            Now tiggs I realize that at your age making love is kinda like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

            But if you say you don't even like to watch wimmins dance, well, I'm gonna get a little concerned about ya.


                                                         
                                 
                                                     

             

             

             

             

                                                                                                               

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              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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              Posted: October 12, 2011, 1:14 pm - IP Logged

              Now I'm not saying they should put up a stripper pole in the van or anything of the sort.

              It'd all be very wholesome.

              Just maybe a little platform in the van so between selling tickets and beer, the lotterygirls could get up and take turns dancing.

              In bikinis.


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

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