Texas sucks. They elected George W. Bush as their governor. A lying cocaine snorting weasel, who was worshiping goats when 9/11 happened. They love fracking, oil spills and destroying the environment. They cant be that smart.
The only thing good in texas is... ________ I dont know. (you fill in the blank)
They should start a new lobbying group. Christ for Bingo and Bouncing Balls.
A new industry will start. Taking illegals from mexico, and instead of transporting dope, they will transport PB and MM tickets from surrounding states.
It will be very lucrative.
George W might even start a businees.
Never mind I heard all his businesses fail.