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Man's ex-wife wins lottery and makes him a millionaire

Topic closed. 49 replies. Last post 7 years ago by Jill34786.

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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
United States
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I agree Ridge. My ex-wife told me she doesn't give a dam about me so I doubt if she would give me a million dollars if she hit the jackpot.

In fact my relationships usually start out well with "Hi baby how you doing?"

Then end up with "will the defendant please rise".

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, golfmeister.

And most of mine never even got scorned at all.

I was just enhancing the culture of Tennessee wimmins by teaching them the Texas Two-Step.

And that's not an easy thing to do neither.

Sometimes it takes all night.

    pickone4me's avatar - lightbulb
    Wisconsin
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    January 23, 2011
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    Now thats a true winner.   At least it wasn't wasted on a bicycle.

      HaveABall's avatar - rocket

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      March 18, 2009
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      Congratulations to Doreen and John Jr. Hay on your tidy £7.5 million UK jackpot win!  It is very thoughtful of each of you to give John Sr. £1 million combined!

      Group Hug

      John Sr., please don't squander this money gift from your family.  This £1 million is certainly not enough to retire BEFORE age 66, or even take your current young family on a long, expensive trip!  I hope your current family can talk you into, instead, taking merely a 5-day mid-priced family vacation within your own continent and investing the rest to receive at least Net 4% annual interest from an no-risk investment for the following 30 years.

      Dupe Alert

      Having several millions of dollars in my financial accounts means receiving several valuable services each day!

      Disney

        golfer1960's avatar - Lottery-003.jpg
        Eatontown, NJ
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        November 29, 2011
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        Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, golfmeister.

        And most of mine never even got scorned at all.

        I was just enhancing the culture of Tennessee wimmins by teaching them the Texas Two-Step.

        And that's not an easy thing to do neither.

        Sometimes it takes all night.

        Hahaha...Green laugh

        You're the man Ridge.

          Jill34786's avatar - Lottery-006.jpg
          Windermere, FL/Franklin, TN
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          March 1, 2007
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          Now thats a true winner.   At least it wasn't wasted on a bicycle.

          Buying a bicycle is a lot more reasonable than purchasing a private jet.

          ** Some people fulfill their dreams by receiving entitlements from the Government while others wake up and work hard for it! **