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I dialed the 911 operator accidently!
I was attempting to press the #111 on a cell phone to add air time, and instead pressed # 911, because I wasn't wearing my eyeglasses'; anyway I got the emergency number 911, and the operator was not too happy to receive my call. I apologized to her, telling her that I had not been wearing my glasses, and was trying to add air time to a phone; and pressed the wrong digit's. She di...
Jul 29, 2014, 6:03 pm - Elizabeth03

Comedy/Comedian
I remeber when I was 13 (am 62 now)I wanted to be a comedian like Dick Van Dyke. Never happened. Now my favorite comedian is Red Skelton. Sometimes I do some of his stuff at work. Not the jokes coz most of the workers are Hispanic. However, I have noticed the Hispanics like the physical comedy. Especially if you're the one doing it. They even think it's funny they run over you with a vat full of meat....
Apr 17, 2013, 6:48 pm - Wheeler

To People of the WORLD: Pay Attention to Your Name: Life & Death Situation
I have noticed this for YEARS....People that Die have FUNNY last names or FUNNY first and last name....And you hear them on TV... I dont know WHO is committing this crimes but they make it look so real that they go as: normal causes of death or police dont pay attention to it.... P...
Apr 22, 2010, 11:00 am - pumpi76

lotto purchases today
31,448 well it is late and i have not done much to check anything out for the lottery. all i managed to do was put the new tickets in order from newest to oldest. I have about 11 dollars cast and a bunch of tickets. i would check some more but i don't think i will right now. i did check the wa lottery and dances again. it was a 6 dollar win on a 20 dollar ticket. that was a better...
Mar 12, 2008, 1:52 am - starchild_45

"Redneck IQ Test
Found this on Neal Boortz' site! Enjoy. Redneck IQ Test I am sick and tired of hearing about how...
Jan 27, 2006, 11:50 pm - konane

Turning 21.
I got up Saturday to find that every flyer in the halls was upside-down. I'll level with you. I found it funny. What I did not find funny was the fact that someone also vandalized my door, so the residents will be getting chewed out for it, unless someone confesses. Well, I turn 21 today. As usual, a few fmaily members forgot about it. Nothing I'm not used to. Last night, me and Leslie hung out in her room. Then we went over to my room to hit the hay. When we got to my floor s...
Feb 20, 2005, 12:34 pm - DoctorEw220

GUMPTION
Well Self, here we are and at it again a-peckin on this ole keyboard. Wonder what we could impart to these neo-gamblers; they have a decent grasp on using numbers so they must know something, right? Hmmm, maybe! Just like most teenagers, funny or not so funny, they need guidance too! People, especially gamblers or would-be's, do not come to forum boards for the sake of looking stupid and making assnine comments to be vi...
Jun 27, 2004, 11:00 pm - Teufellj

A sense of humor!
A sense of humor is a personality trait that allows people to understand funny things, appreciate jokes, and see the funny side of life in general . What each of us considers funny and to what degree may vary greatly, but the ability to appreciate comedy, in general, is a sign of a healthy sense of...
Jun 4, 2023, 1:08 pm - MzDuffleBaglady

VIDEO: Female Cop Savagely Beaten, Watch The Reaction From Citizens
Cops Criminals VIDEO: Female Cop Savagely Beaten, Watch The Reaction From Citizens Posted on...
Jun 4, 2020, 4:39 pm - eddessaknight

Some ideas & Some Thoughts...
what if people got points for visiting certain sites on the net or points for shopping at certain places or buying certain things, like a card I.D that gets points for visiting certain sites on the net or points for shopping at certain places or buying certain things....A person could get free movie theater passes or club passes for doing all of that... Have you ever been to a store and you need a penny and someone else hands you down the penny or you have a penny in your po...
Mar 19, 2011, 6:58 am - pumpi76