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How Rubber Gloves are Made
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. Do you know how they make these gloves? he asked. No, I don't, she replied. Well, he spoofed, there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size. She...
Apr 30, 2007, 8:27 am - SirMetro

Guernsey Giggle
A funny story I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitor's had 15 minutes to leave or be locked in for the three-hour prison head count. I bade my client farewell and left. But somehow, I managed to get lost on my way out. Desperate for directions to the exit, I noticed some men wearing orange jumpsuits. Mistaking them for workmen, I called out to one of them-- a no-neck, barrel-chested man. Sir, I said, I need to get o...
Mar 30, 2007, 7:04 pm - Elizabeth03

One Man's Lottery Fear
This is really funny. I somehow came across it when googling for lottery information. You might need to scroll up or down to his story on my biggest fear. Actually, I find the entire web site amusing. (Checkout the personal hygiene items in his Feb archives! This is a joke, right?) I once had a manager who was obsessed with Hello Kitty. She was in her early 30s and decorated her office in pink with Hello Kitty items. That's w...
Mar 27, 2007, 11:31 am - justxploring

Fox News Show
I am not a traitor - honestly! However, I was channel surfing on Sunday and found a real gem. It's called the 1/2 hour News Hour. Even the most liberal Democrat can't deny it's very funny and well-written. I laughed out loud during the entire show. I loved the ACLU ads. Really a riot. You can view a portion of the show on. http://www.foxnews.com/specials/...
Mar 13, 2007, 2:02 am - justxploring

powerball thoughts
This is my first blog, so starting off, I think I'll say wht i did, rather than, what I'm going to do, so....... what I did: I played $3 dollars - I put 35 and 54 in every play next: 16 18 and 19 , in seperate plays, then, 44 45 46. with the 35 and 54 Then hit the quick-pick box, for the rest, thinking the computer would be my friend. So 16 was the only good pick, I noticed that 42...
Feb 12, 2007, 4:35 pm - x1kosmic

dazed confused
a funny thing happen yesterday. i decided to play 10 numbers in mid3 in mich.i went down and played 10 dollars in the boxes to test my 3dight run down from 2006,using sun mid. the draw came out 890. i looked at my ticket.i have a winner. today i go to cash it in,only to find i did not play it before the cut off time.i played at12;48.not realizing that i miss the cut off.i had already thrown away the other tickets. so i came home to dig thru the trash because their good for tue draw now,...
Jan 30, 2007, 10:30 am - bud1

"Spiders on Drugs
Mulled this over a few days before deciding to post. Found it funny, still do but I have a 'Gary Larson' sense of humor which some may not appreciate. Anyway this video is NOT PC, contains something OFFENSIVE to EVERYONE so if you're looking to get offended you've found heaven one click away. For you real people, enjoy!!!...
Jan 15, 2007, 11:03 am - konane

lotto purchases today
nothing to report but a long flight and 1 26 drawing powerball ticket. i can't afford the powerplay so i got me a plain jane ticket. funny i was wondering how i was going to get another ticket that would take me past december and things just change without you know it. i got my nebraska ticket and now a PA ticket. just one more ticket to keep me from driving to oregon. the state of oregon is a lovely state but their powerball rules suck. oh their loss and another state's gain. mr...
Oct 27, 2006, 2:01 pm - starchild_45

letting my emotions get the best of me
i was sitting here thinking tonight of how sick and tired i am of being sick and tired.i owe myself,my family and everyone here an apology for being hard to deal with.i've been worried about this internet bill passing because it means no more easy money online.i might as well face the fact that i can't do anything because it is out of my hands.if it passes it passes and if it doesn't it doesn't.i'll have to make changes accordingly.if its meant to be its meant to be although i'll have to...
Sep 28, 2006, 2:37 am - LOTTOMIKE

MB-$3.2 million cash
$1.6 million in cash is the take for saturday. It will improve my life but mostly with the material things because it is not that much financial freedom when you think of in relation to the large jackpot games. But yes it will allow me to be free of debt and get things like a new vehicle of my choice and new clothes. A fancy new bed and a new computer system. To me really all I want is a vehicle I do not have to share with any one because now mother and I share our veh...
Aug 24, 2006, 3:25 pm - weshar75