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Serena Williams - Tennis Champion
Yes, you heard right. Serena made good on winning the Australian Open in yet another odd year!! This brings her total to 4, down under. She now regains the Number 1 ranking in the world and has pasted Lindsay Davenport and Annika Sorenstam to become the all-time leading money winner in women's sports. Final score ....................
Jan 31, 2009, 7:10 am - NBey6

Carolina Tarheels
How about my Carolina Tarheels battling it out to win against the Florida State Seminoles last night. No, it was not pretty and yes they struggled, but those are the ones that you say, Hell yeah, I'll take that win! Final score, with a desperation shot by...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:11 am - NBey6

Gorilla chase
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o'clock. But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur. So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it...
Jul 24, 2008, 7:44 pm - pacattack05

Baseball team looking for a few fat men
Baseball team looking for a few fat men MIAMI - The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men. The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday. The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season. Real manatees, 1,200-pound mammals sometimes referred to as "sea co...
Feb 24, 2008, 9:16 pm - angelm

Super Bowl Decorations are Completed
I went to the local NFL licensed sports memorabilia store today. I picked up a magnetic Bears logo (the black and orange bear head) to put on my van but my van must be made out of styrofoam 'cuz it wouldn't stick on the surface and the flower print window treatments got in the way of viewing it on the glass so I had to bring it inside. I found a suitable location on the interior of my front door. Then I googled 'colt pictures' and found a pict...
Feb 1, 2007, 4:48 pm - Rick G

sebastian the cat gets gold teeth
Sebastian the Cat Gets Gold Teeth ALEXANDRIA, Ind. (Aug. 16) - This cool cat has traded in his catnip for some bling. Sebastian, a one-year-old Persian with long black hair, sports gold crowns on his two bottom canines, which grew sticking out from his lips in an underbite similar to a bulldog's. His owner, dentist David Steele, said he gave Sebastian gold crowns to help strengthen the fanged feline's teeth. Steele said he was worried the unique canines would break off o...
Aug 20, 2006, 7:27 am - LOTTOMIKE

11 Charged In Web Gambling Crackdown
11 Charged In Web Gambling Crackdown BetOnSports CEO, Others, Arrested For Conspiracy, Fraud, Racketeering (Page 1 of 2)FORT WORTH, Texas, July 18, (CBS/AP) Federal officials on Monday charged 11 people, including the CEO of a big gambling Web site, alleging they committed conspiracy, racketeering and fraud in taking sports bets from U.S. residents....
Jul 18, 2006, 5:14 pm - konane

You're a redneck if.....
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. Fewer than half of your cars run. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telli...
May 25, 2006, 7:22 pm - pacattack05

Fewer teens at work — blame adults
Fewer teens at work blame adults Parents emphasize education, older workers take scarce jobs Ted Gregory Tribune reporter June 6, 2010 The drama of teen employment unfolds in front of Sue Paustenbach almost daily at Maciano's Pizzeria and Pastaria on Eola Road in Aurora....
Jun 7, 2010, 5:22 am - truesee

"America Truly is the Greatest Country in the World. Don't Let Freedom Slip Away.
Her accounting of how Hitler was elected in Austria by 98% of the vote is very interesting. ____________ Kitty Werthmann For the Argus Leader published: 3/11/2003 Kitty Werthmann, 77, of Pierre, is president of the South Dakota Eagle Forum. She lobbies the state Legislature on family issues. She has lived in the United States since 1950 and has been a U.S. citizen since 1962....
Feb 15, 2010, 10:03 am - konane