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Living documents and honest scales
On your next trip to the gas station ask yourself - how do you know that the amount of gallons on the display is really the amount that was pumped into your tank. How do you know your 5 gallons isn't a pint short? At the grocers when you buy a 5 pound bag of sugar, how do you know you're not paying for 5 pounds and getting 4 pounds 12 ounces? You may have noticed those little red tags that say NIST and have a date written on them. Retailers are...
Mar 5, 2008, 11:06 pm - time*treat

Groaners
Groaners Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, I've lost my electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I'm positive...&qu...
Apr 28, 2007, 5:11 pm - pacattack05

Things to ponder
. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys an...
Mar 17, 2007, 4:55 pm - pacattack05

How a 7 Year Old Explains Sex
How a 7 Year Old Explains Sex Ramy is seven years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Ramy, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, RAMY descr...
Jan 25, 2007, 4:00 pm - SirMetro

How one reporter gave Clinton heartburn over Chinagate
Rather long but well detailed article which shows Clinton goes ballistic when confronted with facts about something he's made every effort to conceal. Clinton echoes the same mantra as terrorists, blaming everyone, everything other than himself for being caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Archived timeline of China-gate here...
Sep 25, 2006, 11:30 am - konane

A word on Vtracs
Vtracs.. Got some lovers of it.. Got some haters.. Love or Hate... the truth is .. Vtracs playing is only playing the hot numbers.. or hot pai...
Feb 4, 2006, 1:33 pm - tntea

Off By One Number
Well we missed the pick 4 by one number again last night. What is so funny is we both talked about 4 6 8 9 but going our separate ways we played 2 9 8 6 and 8 3 9 6. That has happened quite a few times. What I guess I am trying to say is. If you feel good about a number play it. Do not hesitate! It could make the difference from drinking Folgers in the morning to being able to have Swiss Mocha!...
Nov 2, 2005, 11:23 am - jwandtink

"25 ways to tell if you're a Redneck
25 ways to tell if you're a Redneck 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
Nov 1, 2005, 6:44 pm - konane

No one ever got rich giving it away
My wife went to FL over the weekend to visit with her family she has there. During her stay, one of her cousins told her about their Son who is a Chef out in California (not real sure of exact location). Anyway, he had this one really nice Lady that patronized his restaurant weekly and to the point he knew her very well and considered her a good friend. One day, she was all excited in that her Father was coming to town to visit with her. Now, the funny part is, she didn't tell h...
Jul 7, 2005, 2:10 pm - SirMetro

Bob Dylan's Dream finally came true
Yeah, it came true, but not quite like the song. Evidently after they dropped the bomb there was nobody left in NYC except young people. Someone sent me the link. Funny, but fairly racy. Different world these days.... different place, NYC. Same person also sent me this hilarious blog by a woman in Utah. You don't want to go to either of these links if you have tende...
Jun 26, 2005, 4:42 pm - Rip Snorter