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911 Call: Man Catches Robber In His Home
911 Call: Man Catches Robber in Home Updated: Sunday, 26 Jul 2009, 6:20 PM MDT Published : Sunday, 26 Jul 2009, 6:20 PM MDT GLENDALE - 911 calls normally aren't funny -- but when a Glendale man came home to a man robbing his house over the weekend, he tackled him and held him still while talking on the phone to a 911 dispatcher. Homeowner Perry Bigley told a 911 operator, I have th...
Jul 27, 2009, 10:53 am - truesee

I am kind of happy: USA House Stock Exchange...
Well i am kind of Happy because i realized that a lottery that gives 4,000 a week for 1 year, can work like a House Stock Exchange in the USA.... I have been looking how a house Stock Exchange will work and yet i found one way...I found another way and that will be by raffling a house ... JUst the same way they have Win For LIfe that pays 1,000 a week for life, now imagine if they did a lottery that pays 4,000 a week for 1 year...Imagine the configur...
Feb 2, 2009, 9:55 pm - pumpi76

The old man and the dog
(Get a hanky out, but this one is good....) Subject: THE OLD MAN AND THE DOG by Catherine Moore Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car! My father yelled at me. Can't you do anything right? Those words hurt worse than blows. I turned my head toward the elderly man in the seat beside me, daring me to challenge him. A lump rose in my throat as I averted my eyes. I wasn't prepared for another battle. I saw the car,...
Jan 8, 2008, 9:47 am - Coin Toss

Sheep or Sheepdog?
Good metaphor, what are you? This is what the world is today. Can you read this all the way through and not classify yourself? Here you go. Sheep or Sheepdog? This letter was written by Charles Grennel and his comrades who are veterans of the Global War On Terror. Grennel is an Army Reservist who spent two years in Iraq and helped to put together the first Iraq elections, January of 2005. It was written t...
Jul 13, 2007, 11:18 pm - jarasan

What some have wished for.
Subject: The speech W should give This is long, but worth the read. Funny in it's own right....
May 10, 2007, 9:16 am - jarasan

Mega Million Lottery Pool #27
Mega Million Lottery Pool - Game 27 Today's Quote &nbsp...
Sep 30, 2006, 7:55 am - Michael E. Port

40s lyrics (Mostly) # 1
When You Wish Upon a Star When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are Anything your heart desires will come to you If your heart is in a dream, no request is too extreme When you wish upon a star as dreamers do Fate is kind, she brings to those who love The sweet fulfillment of t...
Aug 26, 2006, 4:05 am - EXCALIBUR

Glenn Miller songs Lyrics
Chattanooga choo choo Step aside partner, it's my day Bend an ear and listen to my version (Of a really solid, Tennisee excursion) Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo? (Yes Yes) Track 29! Boy you can give me a shine (Can you afford to board, the Chattanooga Choo Choo?) I've got my far...
Aug 20, 2006, 4:10 am - EXCALIBUR

Jokes of the Universe
Well, first I must give credit to Rip Snorter and his blog entries that have inspired me to write here. Tonight is night 3 of my plan to drink red wine and pull my own tooth. The other night I did a google search on pulling one s own tooth. There s no way I am going to pay $165 or whatever the rate has gone up to now, for some Nazi dentist to do the little 20 second deed for so much money. Come to think of it, that must be how guys feel about paying a lot of money to hoo...
Dec 16, 2005, 5:28 am - TigerAngel

The Art Of Laughing
When I was 8 or 9 years old, living in Manhattan, New York, I walked to my local Woolworth store on Broadway. I bought this little device that had a laugh track, when you shook it. It didn't tell you a joke or anything. It just had a man laughing incessantly. The whole point to all this is that I would laugh along, and wonder why this was so funny. It seems that when someone hears laughter consistently, they laugh along. Laught...
Oct 6, 2005, 9:32 pm - pacattack05