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If you find it, it doth come.
Reading between the lines helps. We're not kidding about Comet Death Star. But, be careful, you might not like what you find. You need to find this thing soon, or at least that's what we've been told. It's just a warning for those that can see beyond. Earliest possible standard detectable date is near or just after the Holiday of Thunder, 2013-04...
Mar 16, 2013, 2:11 pm - JADELottery

Boy takes parents' savings, buys candy
KONOTOP, Ukraine, Nov. 7 (UPI) -- A 9-year-old Ukrainian boy spent nearly $4,000 on candy in several days, the money coming from his parents' savings hidden in a couch. The disappearance [of the money] was first spotted by his father. He opened the stash and saw it was empty, said Tatyana Kushnerova of the Konotop, Ukraine police department. After an argument, the son admitted taking the money during his autumn school holiday, $3,300 in U.S....
Nov 8, 2012, 2:00 pm - time*treat

Welfare Office
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I would really rather have a job. The social worker behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter. You will have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he will supply a...
Jul 17, 2012, 9:47 am - ochoop17

Pennsylvania's Powerball Lottery Winner Claims $60 Million Jackpot
It will be a happy holiday season for one man from Luzerne County. He is the big winner of the Pennsylvania Lottery`s...
Nov 28, 2011, 5:54 pm - Starr920

Be Happy Anyway
Be Happy Anyway Heavenletter # 3949 Published on: September 17, 2011 What is so hard about taking life in your stride? What are your objections? What are your choices?...
Sep 16, 2011, 8:28 pm - topazz28

Coach Obama: President Obama takes over coach duties for daughter's basketball team
President Obama takes over coach duties for daughter Sasha's basketball team Sean Alfano DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Saturday, February 19th 2011, 2:26 PM &nbsp...
Feb 19, 2011, 9:21 pm - truesee

President Obama is riding a wave of popularity
Obama is riding a wave of popularity 11:20 AM January 12, 2011...
Jan 12, 2011, 12:38 pm - truesee

Trying Something Different
My pick three numbers are for the week. Here are some pick 4's for the weekend. 4043 3301 4423 3237 805...
Oct 14, 2010, 3:48 am - Annice

Police wins week off for time he spends dressing
Cop wins week off work for time spent dressing German police officer says he lost 15 minutes a day putting on his uniform MSNBC updated 7/14/2010 11:59:34 AM ET...
Jul 17, 2010, 8:34 pm - truesee

Ney Wear, time to resopned un kindly.
We've received the word of man. You have not acted in the best interest of Humanity for those of us watching you....
Apr 1, 2010, 8:05 pm - JADELottery