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Here's how to lose at Mega Millions...

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Posted: November 10, 2005, 8:33 pm - IP Logged


sirbrad:

Keep-up your research.................it breaks me into an uncontrolllableeeee

laugh every time iiiiiiiiii think about this storireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

but, no....."Raccooh" has never won a lottery to my knowledge?????????

LOL

PSYKOMO

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    Posted: November 10, 2005, 8:43 pm - IP Logged

    Yes I have been researching so much stuff on the net about the lottery, and systems that is starting to drive me almost insane. All I see are ping-pong balls with numbers on them 24/7. I sure hope it PAYS off one day soon! But it is far more frustrating than anything so far.

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      Posted: November 10, 2005, 9:14 pm - IP Logged

      Yes I have been researching so much stuff on the net about the lottery, and systems that is starting to drive me almost insane. All I see are ping-pong balls with numbers on them 24/7. I sure hope it PAYS off one day soon! But it is far more frustrating than anything so far.

      when you pass by a ping-pong table, do you feel like jumping over the net?

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        Posted: November 10, 2005, 9:35 pm - IP Logged
           
           

        Yes I have been researching so much stuff on the net about the lottery, and systems that is starting to drive me almost insane. All I see are ping-pong balls with numbers on them 24/7. I sure hope it PAYS off one day soon! But it is far more frustrating than anything so far.

        when you pass by a ping-pong table, do you feel like jumping over the net?

        MADDOG10:

        When I pass by a table, I always feel like QUICK-Pickin-UP the Money &

        jumpin OUT of the NET......................................and OUT the Door!!!!!!!!!

        Watch dem balls.........sirbrad.............They can be HADDDDDDDDDDDDD.

        LOL

        PSYKOMO

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          Posted: November 10, 2005, 10:12 pm - IP Logged

          Great artical.  Verrrry Funnnny  ROFL

           

          As always I'm  Destinedtowin

           

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            Posted: November 11, 2005, 1:44 am - IP Logged

            Odds of winning. Your odds of winning the jackpot are 135 million-to-1, approximately the same as your chances of being struck by lightning while fending off an attack by a two-headed shark that was recently elected prime minister of Tajikistan.
            In contrast, the odds of winning the state's Super Lotto Plus jackpot are 13.9 million-to-1 (same scenario, one-headed shark).

            Knowing this still doesn't stop me from playing. And it doesn't stop millions of other people from playing either. =)

            Dance like no one is watching.

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              Posted: November 11, 2005, 2:17 am - IP Logged

              Yes but is there a SYSTEM for going out and being struck by lightning while fending off an attack by a two-headed shark that was recently elected prime minister of Tajikistan? Perhaps grabbing several metal rods, and running for the ocean? Or maybe grab several friends, and family members to go as well, thus creating a "wheel?" If I can narrow it down to that, I will have decreased my odds to about 1: 40,000,000 of the shark being two-headed, and currently holding office in Tajikistsan.

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                Posted: November 11, 2005, 8:51 am - IP Logged

                Yes I have been researching so much stuff on the net about the lottery, and systems that is starting to drive me almost insane. All I see are ping-pong balls with numbers on them 24/7. I sure hope it PAYS off one day soon! But it is far more frustrating than anything so far.

                when you pass by a ping-pong table, do you feel like jumping over the net?

                welcome back.  Missed your wit - and your bark.

                Cheers

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                  Posted: November 11, 2005, 6:47 pm - IP Logged

                  Here's how I lose in MM. First I buy only $1 in MM or CA SLP ticket. Then the luck of the draw comes out. Unfortunately, for me, I mainly don't win. This is a funny article.