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Posted: August 1, 2006, 8:09 am - IP Logged

>If i was the dictator, ruler or sovereign of a country

With all your great ideas, I just can't figure out why you are not a dictator, ruler or sovereign?

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Just how rich would you be making all these women with your special lotteries?

Your Country would suffer real traffic problems from all the luxury cars they would buy after winning your  pick 1 - (1-15)!

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It ought to be a dreamplace after a couple of generations.

For the last half-century they've had a problem in China with families killing off girl-babies whenever they got the chance, because boy-babies accrued more advantage to them and there was a limit to how many kids they could have, per couple.

In the country pumpi's going to build, the advantage would be in having girl-babies.  Likely they'd be incinerating the carcasses of as many boy-babies as they could catch.

So it ought to be a great tourist industry in 50 years.  An old cadence count marching song described it, "Seven women to one guy, honey, honey."

 Heck, the men could lie around eating bonbons and watching television all day, and the (alien) hired help could polish the Mercedeseseses and cook the fried hummingbird tongues.

Absorb the good, ignore the bad, weigh the ugly.

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    While reading pacattack05's and justxploring's posts, it just came to me that pumpi is thinking of starting a clothing store / mail order catalog for transvestites. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

    He's going to promote it by starting rumors of this "easier" lottery for women.

    Watch- someone will start a poll about - Guys, if dressing up as a chick gave you better chances of hitting a jackpot, would you?

     

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    The brain thing is because of circulation! 

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      While reading pacattack05's and justxploring's posts, it just came to me that pumpi is thinking of starting a clothing store / mail order catalog for transvestites. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

      He's going to promote it by starting rumors of this "easier" lottery for women.

      Watch- someone will start a poll about - Guys, if dressing up as a chick gave you better chances of hitting a jackpot, would you?

       

      justxploring

      The brain thing is because of circulation! 

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      I'd say pumpi might just be thinking along the same lines as the people in various 'human resources' positions are trained to think.

      Time was, mid-80s when I had it explained to me my department was too 'lilly white'.  And too few females in professional positions.  It was explained we were vulnerable to legal attack.

      So, for some couple of years I had to ignore good male applicants to fill vacant professional positions, even if there were no other applicants.  Burn the woods and sift the ashes for someone who wasn't a white male.

      I eventually managed to dig out some female applicants by dredging the recent grads from universities, hired some fantastic female professionals as a result. 

      For the other ethnic variety I discovered there U of Oklahoma has a lot of white folks who have Cherokee and Choctaw tribal census numbers, so you can check yourself off the list as being ethnically diversified.

      But all the ones I hired were excellent folks and worth the effort I had to go to in order to find them.

      Maybe this is the kind of thinking, the diversity thing, that pumpi's getting around to.

      J

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      It's about number behavior.

      Egos don't count.

       

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        Posted: August 1, 2006, 1:25 pm - IP Logged

        And as a dictator i would make the payout for this easy lottery resemble KY Cash ball, except that for a 4of 4 you get 2,500 after taxes, and 50 dollars for a 3of 4 match and the prize will not be 200,000 dollars but 50,000 or a nice House...Men it should work...

        I would then create 2 easy lotteries one for government officials and presidents, vice presidents, and future presidents, and presidents from other countries and government officials from other countries. One will pay the same way, 50,000 dollars and the other will pay 17 million dollars after taxes...And they will be called: Presidential lottos...

        Someone should come up with Presidential Lottos....

         

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          Posted: August 1, 2006, 2:26 pm - IP Logged

          i would then let the presidential lotto play twice a week, and the payouts will be terrific, better than any lotto....

           

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            And as a dictator i would make the payout for this easy lottery resemble KY Cash ball, except that for a 4of 4 you get 2,500 after taxes, and 50 dollars for a 3of 4 match and the prize will not be 200,000 dollars but 50,000 or a nice House...Men it should work...

            I would then create 2 easy lotteries one for government officials and presidents, vice presidents, and future presidents, and presidents from other countries and government officials from other countries. One will pay the same way, 50,000 dollars and the other will pay 17 million dollars after taxes...And they will be called: Presidential lottos...

            Someone should come up with Presidential Lottos....

             

             "..Those eyes...."  ."..they dissappeared"        ....from movie "Predator 1"

            I would then create 2 easy lotteries one for government officials and presidents, vice presidents, and future presidents

            Your right Pumpi, The president is immensely underpaid. Four hundred thousand a year salary is not enough.

            Infact, you should start a lottery for Bill Gates. If he keeps giving his money away, he'll eventually go broke, and will need a lottery to save him.

            I suggest making the odds of winning 1-38, and the jackpot 10 million bucks.

            LOL.......

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                I thought the president got paid 150,000 to 200,000? That to me for the U.S presidents is not enough. The presidents are the most important citizen in the entire country and that's how much he gets paid...Unacceptable...I'll love to see all presidents and vice-presidents become multi-millionaires....

                200,000 a year is what a heart surgeon makes, and you can't compare a heart surgeon with the president...

                I feel that Bill Gates is kind of slow...

                Like 5 years ago, i read that Bill Gates wanted to start a "billion dollars lottery" just like they have in Spain...But i don't know what became of it after the years for i couldn't find anything else after that year....It will have been wonderfull to have one here in the U.S...

                 

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                  Posted: August 2, 2006, 7:12 am - IP Logged

                  They must have given the President a raise while you were watching Predator...$400,000

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                  But it should be OK according to your plan because Heart Transplant surgeons don't average quite that much.

                  The median expected salary for a typical Heart Transplant Surgeon in the United States is $398,885. This basic market pricing report was prepared using our Certified Compensation Professionals' analysis of survey data collected from thousands of HR departments at employers of all sizes, industries and geographies.

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                    I remember seen the salary of a heart surgeon to be 200,000 for starters in 1998 here in the state of Georgia, maybe it has risen...

                    MY Gosh that is too much for a surgeon...A surgeon should make no more than 200,000 a year...398,000 what the hell?That's too much, don't care where he/she lives in the U.S...

                    I wonder how much do people that try and figure out the cure for diseases make?I bet less than 30,000 a year: )...

                    But sincerely, making 398,000 a year can not be compare to be fluent in English, italian,Spanish, Portuguese and Greek : ) [and only those languages]...

                    But i know what a heart surgeon does is priceless; They save lives...yet though a surgeon making more than 200,000 a year is too much...Guys, he is going to make 200,000 the next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, indefinately...So what's the worry....

                    And the people that work with sintax and try to bring the languages together (like dictionary people), in harmony do [would do] a priceless job..

                     

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                      Posted: August 2, 2006, 7:42 am - IP Logged

                      You are going to have to study a lot more if you want to be a Dictator.

                      Atlanta, GA heart surgeon

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                        This has to be the most enjoyable thread in a long time.  Pac's comment was priceless (I also came close to spraying my screen with coffee), truecritic is in a close second!

                         

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                          None of you know what it is to be a "woman", don't care what's your sex...

                           

                          "....Those eyes.....they dissappeared...."..              from movie "Predator 1"...

                          "..Yeah you won the lottery...good for you..."     "but is only you"...."

                          Shania Twain: Man, I Feel Like A Woman!

                          I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
                          Gonna let it all hang out
                          Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
                          Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
                          No inhibitions-make no conditions
                          Get a little outta line
                          I ain't gonna act politically correct
                          I only wanna have a good time

                          The best thing about being a woman
                          Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

                          Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
                          Men's shirts-short skirts
                          Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
                          Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
                          Color my hair-do what I dare
                          Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
                          Man! I feel like a woman!

                          The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
                          The chance to get out on the town
                          We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
                          We're gonna let our hair hang down.

                          I get totally crazy
                          Can you feel it
                          Come, come, come on baby
                          I feel like a woman.

                          My Addition:

                          I was born with Breasts, Ovaries and a Uterus
                          If I’m not a woman Why Do I have all of this?

                          Oh, Oh, Oh, NO, I’m having Hot Flashes Again
                          My Hormones are mess and I can’t Stay Thin!
                          I’m Growing Hair under my Chin
                          My body is swollen, and I just can win!

                          OH, OH, OH, OH, Man I Think I am A Woman!!!!!!

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                            ROFL   love your addition

                            love to nibble those micey feet.

                             

                                                         

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                              Finally, As a soveirgn/dictator i will set up the first "POwerball" for 25 cents in the world (actually the bonus ball will be from 1-25), but don't know whether i will keep the quick pick option or eliminate it...I also will have to re-structure the lower prizes tiers payouts. I will have to think it through...Men, this thing is getting interesting and hot: ) lol...And just to think that i saw the movie "The Tailor of Panama..."

                               

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