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This was a bad weekend for me

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fja's avatar - gnome1

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Posted: September 16, 2008, 8:04 pm - IP Logged

True !

My love life even stinks. Last week I offered a hundred bucks to a hooker and asked her for a good time. She said not on the first date.

I get no respect.

My wife told me to take the garbage out.  I said, you cooked it, you take it out.

I tell Ya...

My wife came back from the doctors office with a smile on her face.

I said "what did the doctor say"

she said " He told me I have the breast of a 21 year old!"

I said" what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

she looked at me and said "your name never came up at all!"

"Everybody has to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer!"   = W.C.Fields                      

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    Posted: September 16, 2008, 8:14 pm - IP Logged

    No respect at all!!

    "...we were so poor when I was a kid why at christmas we didn't have tinsel..we waited for grandpa to sneeze.."

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      Posted: September 16, 2008, 8:41 pm - IP Logged

      First off, I did not win the MM jackpot on Friday's drawing.

      Secondly, my Buckeyes got destroyed on the field on national television.

      Thirdly, the Browns lost to their rivals on national television.

      Damn, it sucks to be from Ohio

      Well, I didn't win MM either.

      Didn't really think the Buckeyes would win, but I was really hoping at least they would show up.

      Bummer about the Browns losing to Pittspuke, although ok for me the Cowboys beat them.

      I was from Ohio, now I'm from Texas. No not really a UT fan, ALWAYS a Buckeyes fan.

      There is always the next game and the next draw.

      Good luck.

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        Posted: September 16, 2008, 9:44 pm - IP Logged

        That's pretty bad.

        Well, my weekend lotto fund went from $100 - $20...tried many systems but failed.

        My system sucks...


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          Posted: September 16, 2008, 9:51 pm - IP Logged

          My wife came back from the doctors office with a smile on her face.

          I said "what did the doctor say"

          she said " He told me I have the breast of a 21 year old!"

          I said" what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

          she looked at me and said "your name never came up at all!"

          Gotta tell the guys at work. Good one...lol


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            Posted: September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm - IP Logged

            That's pretty bad.

            Well, my weekend lotto fund went from $100 - $20...tried many systems but failed.

            My system sucks...

            I'm sorry to hear your system sucks.  Just like my system which blows....

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              Posted: September 17, 2008, 1:52 am - IP Logged

              I'm sorry to hear your system sucks.  Just like my system which blows....

              ALL systems blow - until they win.

              If you have a 'system', and you believe in it, don't waver, just keep plugging away...

              But, if you don't believe in it, change it.

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                Posted: September 17, 2008, 6:37 am - IP Logged

                First off, I did not win the MM jackpot on Friday's drawing.

                Secondly, my Buckeyes got destroyed on the field on national television.

                Thirdly, the Browns lost to their rivals on national television.

                Damn, it sucks to be from Ohio

                Don't feel bad Michigan teams Sucks more than ohio teams trust me ! The good team we have is the Redwings the rest are gabage. 

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                  Posted: September 17, 2008, 11:15 am - IP Logged

                  True...true...I have to LOL @ Michigan football (or as we call them, TTUN or scUM).

                  What about the Pistons? At least they went further than my Cavs this year...

                    bigato1010's avatar - army

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                    Posted: September 18, 2008, 5:56 am - IP Logged

                    True...true...I have to LOL @ Michigan football (or as we call them, TTUN or scUM).

                    What about the Pistons? At least they went further than my Cavs this year...

                    Pistons always move one step further then loose the most important game (Finals ). The most embarrasing of all team sport is the  Detroit lions i know that they  suck. Even the first graders know that including my 5yr old son.  Ha ha ha .