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Posted: January 13, 2010, 10:12 am - IP Logged

LadyM You have me roling LmAOOOOOOoo This is the best one!!!  I am Laughing like CrazyI Agree! Too funny, I believe we are sisters because that is me!!! I could wall paper a room with the darn things!!  Lol.

You know you've been playing  lotto (too long) when the clerk,  upon seeing you walk in the store automatically walks over to the lottery terminal instead of the cash  register.
(that actually happens to me) ehehehehehehehehahhahahahahaha

I also have a lottery ticket bookmark!

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    You know you've been playing  lotto (too long) when the clerk,  upon seeing you walk in the store automatically walks over to the lottery terminal instead of the cash  register.
    (that actually happens to me) ehehehehehehehehahhahahahahaha

    I also have a lottery ticket bookmark!

    Green laugh

    You are soooo right. This happens to me all of the time. I try to throw the store Clerk off from time to time, by walking over to the soda or chips first.

    Feeling,  PRICELESS!!!Banana

    Come on Jackpot!!!

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      Posted: January 13, 2010, 12:08 pm - IP Logged

      When  the clerck at the store hands you a handfull of number-tickets you forgot the night before!

      forget what "they" say about youWhat you say about you?...

      Now, does it count??

       

       

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        Green laugh

        You are soooo right. This happens to me all of the time. I try to throw the store Clerk off from time to time, by walking over to the soda or chips first.

        Yes, I throw them off, too, if I walk in and get anything OTHER than lottery tix. LOL! I also have a couple of clerks that get a scowl and try to avoid me. I bet they're thinking, "Oh my God, here comes that gal with all the lottery slips again" and cursing the very sight of me. Mad I can just "feel" one of them, she hates my guts, but tries so hard to be polite to me, when she'd really like to run to the back when she sees me coming. I'm almost enough to make her want to quit her job, I just know it. 

        Some of them are "lottery slip illiterate, and one of them tries to feed the slips in the machine too fast, and usually jams it. Most of them can't add the totals from the slips up, and have to start over several times, when they lose their place. Sigh. It's amazing that basic addition is so difficult....I don't think it's my fault. Roll Eyes

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          LadyM You have me roling LmAOOOOOOoo This is the best one!!!  I am Laughing like CrazyI Agree! Too funny, I believe we are sisters because that is me!!! I could wall paper a room with the darn things!!  Lol.

          ha ha! Yes definitely long lost sisters.  The wallpaper thing everyone's talking about is hilarious. I have so many used and unused slips, and old lottery tickets, anyone that saw it, would question my sanity. Ponder

          Luck is  ** believing  ** you're lucky.” ~Tennessee Williams

          Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy or loving.  ~ Dan Millman


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            LadyM, I am starting to feel love for you for real!!!  you and Rdgnr are my favorites with apologies to no one... well except Todd. 

            We are certifiable when I walk into the store, some clients there that know me sometimes would  tap me on the shoulder and say "ahm, do you think I could go ahead of you please?"   They know they will be waithing for a while... One morning I got on the line there were two persons ahead of me, and two behing me when I got to the clerck; by the time she finished with me there was a line to the entrance door about 12 people I got the nasties looks I have ever seen... I was like " back off me you haters...back... back off me!!! LoL

            forget what "they" say about youWhat you say about you?...

            Now, does it count??

             

             

            *Jr$ina

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              Posted: January 13, 2010, 5:18 pm - IP Logged

              Find a store with no line..There must be some place else..I always let people ahead of me but I don't hold the line up at all..I'm fast..Got tickets in hand and money in hand..

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                Posted: January 13, 2010, 5:37 pm - IP Logged

                When you see someone where you play lotto that you only see when you play lotto and you know what scratchers or number game each other are going to play!

                When you see such a person and wonder if they are on LP, and if so, their username!

                Scared

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  You know you been playing the lotto awhile when you go into Krogers late and they say "Man your late today"...:):)...

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                    "You know you've been playing lotto a while when...the winning number on a scratchoff is 26 and you have 29. You have flipped so long for a second you think you won!!!!

                    OMG trulyblessed! I just did that the other day... I was supposed to front, back and split the 2's and the 7's  and when I looked down at my tickets (after I got home of course!) I front, back and split the 2's only,(twice) of course that nite in the drawing the number that came out  was 577 !

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                      When you feel like you're playing "Deal or No Deal" when you ask for a Scratcher.........."I'll take #13"............HA!!!!

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                        Posted: January 13, 2010, 8:29 pm - IP Logged

                        I know I've been playing too long when I start wheeling my bills.

                         

                         

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                          When  the clerck at the store hands you a handfull of number-tickets you forgot the night before!

                          hehehehahhahahahahahehheheh    ehehahhahhehehehehwehehehehehhehheheeh snort snort snort, hehehehehehahahahaheheheheh cough  cough cough hehehehahhahahahahahahahahaah.

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                            Posted: January 13, 2010, 8:37 pm - IP Logged

                            hehehehahhahahahahahehheheh    ehehahhahhehehehehwehehehehehhehheheeh snort snort snort, hehehehehehahahahaheheheheh cough  cough cough hehehehahhahahahahahahahahaah.

                            cough......what she said!!!!!!!!!!!  HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                              I know I've been playing too long when I start wheeling my bills.

                               

                               

                                                                  Bang Head

                                     Green laughjoker, you are too funny.

                              Feeling,  PRICELESS!!!Banana

                              Come on Jackpot!!!