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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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Posted: January 23, 2010, 8:36 am - IP Logged

When the waitress asks you how you want your eggs and you say: straight/box.


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

 

 

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    Posted: January 23, 2010, 8:48 am - IP Logged

    This is not a joke..I went to the OTB yesterday and asked for a trifecta and said st/bx such ans such number..

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      Posted: January 23, 2010, 9:56 am - IP Logged

      when you remeberm the  earlist odds for lotto you played was a 3 from 12 game. and the prize was a cow

      As long as you get something! LOL!

      http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

      12345

      67890

      Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.

        STORM's avatar - Rean
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        Posted: February 11, 2010, 12:05 am - IP Logged

        When I went to the gas station an asked for 10 dollars str8 and str8 bx on pump 5, the guy was like whaaaaa Eek, his eyes was WIDE Open, so confused and Everybody was rolling laughing so hard. It was so sad cuz I was so confidant I told him give me 10 on pump 5, then I thought about it, those are moments when I am like OMG girl u need to get those numbers out yo head, LOL!!!

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          Posted: February 11, 2010, 12:41 am - IP Logged

          When the clerk calls greets you with the number you play everyday instead of your name.

          When you can remember what number fell on a ctertain day 3, 4 or 5 years ago!

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            Posted: February 12, 2010, 3:33 pm - IP Logged

            When you can write your lotto numbers by memory frontward and backward!!Banana

            Uh oh Dollar,

            This one kinda hurts cause I actually can do that.  Not only for my Fantasy five numbers but my Super Lotto Plus too.

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              Posted: February 12, 2010, 10:30 pm - IP Logged

              When the waitress asks you how you want your eggs and you say: straight/box.

              haha i say that as a joke at the deli i play at
              "lemme get a bacon egg and cheese straight n' box"

              i really cant contribute anything, you guys said it all

              my plastic envelope says big game (its me grandfathers)
              i call in my numbers to the store
              people on the lottery line ask me "whats the number"
              i know who's won what on my block

              heres some:
              you play 5 minutes before the lottery closes "because thats when you win"
              you dont touch john doe's crossword tickets when hes playing them in the store, and he knows not to touch your $3 dollar bingo
              you ask to pay off your lottery tab even though you played at work that day
              the clerk knows your numbers by heart, and knows when to say congratulations before you even claimed your winners

              "I've never been so sure of anything in my life. I AM GOING TO WIN THIS LOTTERY!
              Homer... The odds the 380,000,000 to 1...
              CORRECTION!! 380,000,000 to 50!!"
              - The Simpsons

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                Posted: February 13, 2010, 5:40 pm - IP Logged

                When somebody asks you your favorite book of the Bible - in church no less - and you say, "C'mon, the Book of Numbers"

                Wink

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Posted: February 14, 2010, 9:24 pm - IP Logged

                  I have my special folders , pads of paper and highliters, i wonder if i can write this off as a work at home expense.

                   HyperBe Happy.

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                    Posted: February 15, 2010, 12:06 am - IP Logged

                    The lotto clerk has your tickets ready for you before you get to the counter.   Big Smile

                    Megamillionaire

                    Time is a wonderful teacher, but it kills all its students.

                    A man must consider what a rich realm he leaves when he becomes a conformist.

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                      Posted: February 15, 2010, 1:57 am - IP Logged

                      When you see a string of five or six numbers, consider if any are over the matrix max, put them in low to high order in your head, and can visualize how the pattern they would make on a playslip for a Pick 5, Pick 6, or 5 + 1 game.

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.