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Bought ticket from haunted lottery terminal

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It's the Indian clerk's fault. He played me good. He purposely printed that ticket and blamed it on the computer, hoping I would look at it with a supernatural outlook on it. Think about it, how many folks would fall for that BS.  WOW!.....What a coinkindink !

You say....how do I know this?

It's a shell station that sells fried chicken. He's always pushing that dang chicken on me.

No surprise!

 

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    It's the Indian clerk's fault. He played me good. He purposely printed that ticket and blamed it on the computer, hoping I would look at it with a supernatural outlook on it. Think about it, how many folks would fall for that BS.  WOW!.....What a coinkindink !

    You say....how do I know this?

    It's a shell station that sells fried chicken. He's always pushing that dang chicken on me.

    No surprise!

     

    I thought that from the get-go. But I think he printed it for himself and didn't like the numbers so he pulled the old familiar Swami Maharishi Mahesh Yogi routine on you with a double reverse, three quarter twist and a half gainer. Did his name tag say Joshi?

    Don't knock that gas station chicken. It ain't bad if you pull out those little feathers sticking out through the breading.


                                                 
                         
                                             

     

     

     

     

                                                                                                       

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      Posted: March 19, 2010, 10:27 pm - IP Logged

      It's the Indian clerk's fault. He played me good. He purposely printed that ticket and blamed it on the computer, hoping I would look at it with a supernatural outlook on it. Think about it, how many folks would fall for that BS.  WOW!.....What a coinkindink !

      You say....how do I know this?

      It's a shell station that sells fried chicken. He's always pushing that dang chicken on me.

      No surprise!

       

      Musta been that cute little baby face LOL!!!!!!


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        I thought that from the get-go. But I think he printed it for himself and didn't like the numbers so he pulled the old familiar Swami Maharishi Mahesh Yogi routine on you with a double reverse, three quarter twist and a half gainer. Did his name tag say Joshi?

        Don't knock that gas station chicken. It ain't bad if you pull out those little feathers sticking out through the breading.

        Green laugh

         

         

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          Posted: March 19, 2010, 10:52 pm - IP Logged

          Gas station taquitos are not only tasty they can clean rust.

          Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

          For a lead role in a cage?

           

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            Posted: March 20, 2010, 1:20 am - IP Logged

            I'm going to play 777 and 7777 today on the daily 3 and 4 Michigan Evening.

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              Posted: March 20, 2010, 3:21 am - IP Logged

              haunted terminal...lol...

              The Forex trades: 1.6 Trillion dollars EVERY day, that´s more than the GDP of the Carribbean Central America, COMBINED. Enough to feed every crook out there for centuries...To all Geniuses & Powers Countries of the World the Planet needs breakthroughs in all Medicine, Veterinary, Biology related fields, Psychology, Population Psychology/Sociology..They need to genetically ingeneer new plants species/types to give more variety of plants and thus have more resources for combating diseases¨


               


               


               

               


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                Gas station taquitos are not only tasty they can clean rust.

                lol....

                The Forex trades: 1.6 Trillion dollars EVERY day, that´s more than the GDP of the Carribbean Central America, COMBINED. Enough to feed every crook out there for centuries...To all Geniuses & Powers Countries of the World the Planet needs breakthroughs in all Medicine, Veterinary, Biology related fields, Psychology, Population Psychology/Sociology..They need to genetically ingeneer new plants species/types to give more variety of plants and thus have more resources for combating diseases¨


                 


                 


                 

                 


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                  Posted: March 20, 2010, 12:21 pm - IP Logged

                  Well, I think I'll play 7777 divided by joker's 3 legged mule and add - in honor of pumpi's shortest post ever - the number that *lol* looks

                  like: 101

                  2592/101

                  Joker, I think you should play that set of numbers you got by mistake/on purpose for just a couple more draws.

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                    Posted: March 20, 2010, 8:01 pm - IP Logged

                    THanks for the numbers.  I just spent $1 and won $5 for today's Michigan Lotto 47.

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                      Posted: March 20, 2010, 8:28 pm - IP Logged

                      You remember I worked for a lottery store a few years back.  There were times the terminals would start spitting out tickets when none of the workers near it.  It was funny..

                           OLD/Vtrac   Lottery Bible         Double Warnings      Thumbs Up TN F34/F44

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                        Gas station taquitos are not only tasty they can clean rust.

                        Not to mention can be used as a self defense device in a pitch.  A hot taquito squeezed at an attacker excreets a liquid more painful than any mace and  the one left in the floorboard of my truck can crush diamonds.

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                          Posted: March 22, 2010, 6:07 pm - IP Logged

                          joker,

                          You should send this story into Beyond Belief on the Chiller network!

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                            joker,

                            You should send this story into Beyond Belief on the Chiller network!

                            Chiller.......

                            chiller

                             

                            I gotta hand it to you Coin Toss. Good one...!


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                              Posted: March 23, 2010, 8:56 am - IP Logged

                              LOL, this is bookmark material.