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Kind of a Joke: Kind of Not: There is only 1 beign that can win Any Lottery with 1 ticket, Anytime

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Posted: May 4, 2010, 6:17 pm - IP Logged

Meant to write this, 2 weeks ago...

There is only 1 beign that can help you win ANY Lottery with 1 ticket, Anytime ANY second...That´s a UFO an Extraterrestrial...

If they can SPLIT their ship in half or in 4 and then unite again, if they can made themselves invisible, if they can dissappear in plain sight, they can or should be able to win ANY Lottery with 1 ticket ANYTIME...

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    Posted: May 4, 2010, 6:38 pm - IP Logged

    No. Only 1 beign can win any lottery, anytime...Chuck Norris.

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      Posted: May 4, 2010, 6:50 pm - IP Logged

      Meant to write this, 2 weeks ago...

      There is only 1 beign that can help you win ANY Lottery with 1 ticket, Anytime ANY second...That´s a UFO an Extraterrestrial...

      If they can SPLIT their ship in half or in 4 and then unite again, if they can made themselves invisible, if they can dissappear in plain sight, they can or should be able to win ANY Lottery with 1 ticket ANYTIME...

      I better run out and befriend an alien before megamillions tonight....hopefully I can make it in time to Roswell before the draw

      "No matter how bad things may get, I'd like to thank my middle finger

      for always sticking up for me.."

       


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        Posted: May 4, 2010, 6:54 pm - IP Logged

        It only takes 3 seconds to get to Roswell if you go by spaceship.

        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

        For a lead role in a cage?

         

                                                    From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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          Posted: May 4, 2010, 7:10 pm - IP Logged

          I don't talk to them anymore. That last probe was way out of line!  I don't roll like that!


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

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            Posted: May 4, 2010, 7:20 pm - IP Logged

            It only takes 3 seconds to get to Roswell if you go by spaceship.

            Indeed, Sully! And the annual festival is coming up in July! This would be on my list of things to do if I won a jackpot!

             

            Do you mean like these guys, Pumpi?

            http://www.roswellufofestival.com/

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

            Lep

            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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              Posted: May 4, 2010, 7:22 pm - IP Logged

              If you could prove that real-life aliens exist, wouldn't that almost be like winning the lottery in itself? I mean, c'mon. You'd become famous and rich off the book deals and movie deals. No need to worry about buying a lottery ticket because you would have an alien.

              "No one remembers the person who almost climbed the mountain, only the person who eventually gets to the top."

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                Posted: May 4, 2010, 7:30 pm - IP Logged

                Indeed, Sully! And the annual festival is coming up in July! This would be on my list of things to do if I won a jackpot!

                 

                Do you mean like these guys, Pumpi?

                http://www.roswellufofestival.com/

                That tall silver guy with the green head looks a little too happy to see ya, Coin Toss.

                I'd keep my distance.


                                                             
                                     
                                                         

                 

                 

                 

                 

                                                                                                                   

                "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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                  Posted: May 4, 2010, 7:34 pm - IP Logged

                  That tall silver guy with the green head looks a little too happy to see ya, Coin Toss.

                  I'd keep my distance.

                  Ha ha....looks like he's ready to probe someone...hee hee.


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                    Posted: May 4, 2010, 7:42 pm - IP Logged

                    If you could prove that real-life aliens exist, wouldn't that almost be like winning the lottery in itself? I mean, c'mon. You'd become famous and rich off the book deals and movie deals. No need to worry about buying a lottery ticket because you would have an alien.

                    They've been here for thousands or even more years.

                    They have to exist based on the sheer number of Galaxies alone. If you know what the Drake equation is, you'd realize it has to be true.

                    The Drake equation indirectly proves this. The equation states that there are about 200 to 400 billion galaxies. Each galaxy has roughly a hundred billion stars. God only knows how many planets in each galaxy. In essence, there are hundreds of billions of planets, and out of those hundreds of billions of planets, a certain amount, maybe a few million have the possibility of harbouring life.

                    If anyone thinks we are the only life in 200 to 400 billion galaxies, they need a stiffer drink than the one I'm having right now....lol

                    I think we're hybrids of Aliens. That's why there are monkeys still around. That is the one flaw that Darwin's evolution does not address, so in my opinion, that's how that gap is filled.

                    A better perspective is this:

                    For every grain of sand on every beach on this planet represents a million stars. EVERY grain of sand!....WOW!


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                      They've been here for thousands or even more years.

                      They have to exist based on the sheer number of Galaxies alone. If you know what the Drake equation is, you'd realize it has to be true.

                      The Drake equation indirectly proves this. The equation states that there are about 200 to 400 billion galaxies. Each galaxy has roughly a hundred billion stars. God only knows how many planets in each galaxy. In essence, there are hundreds of billions of planets, and out of those hundreds of billions of planets, a certain amount, maybe a few million have the possibility of harbouring life.

                      If anyone thinks we are the only life in 200 to 400 billion galaxies, they need a stiffer drink than the one I'm having right now....lol

                      I think we're hybrids of Aliens. That's why there are monkeys still around. That is the one flaw that Darwin's evolution does not address, so in my opinion, that's how that gap is filled.

                      A better perspective is this:

                      For every grain of sand on every beach on this planet represents a million stars. EVERY grain of sand!....WOW!

                                           http://blogs.lotterypost.com/joker17/2010/01/ufo-paintings-throughout-history.htm

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                        Posted: May 4, 2010, 8:08 pm - IP Logged

                        WOW ! Just looked at all the pics, pretty cool and scary at the same time.

                        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                        For a lead role in a cage?

                         

                                                                    From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                          Posted: May 4, 2010, 8:14 pm - IP Logged

                          The tall svelte alien in foil is Boneronian.  And the crazy part is,  that it's a female Boneronian.

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                            Posted: May 4, 2010, 8:17 pm - IP Logged

                            Meant to write this, 2 weeks ago...

                            There is only 1 beign that can help you win ANY Lottery with 1 ticket, Anytime ANY second...That´s a UFO an Extraterrestrial...

                            If they can SPLIT their ship in half or in 4 and then unite again, if they can made themselves invisible, if they can dissappear in plain sight, they can or should be able to win ANY Lottery with 1 ticket ANYTIME...

                            yeah cause thats what they really need to prove their power:   The ability to help someone guess a set of numbers..

                            "Everybody has to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer!"   = W.C.Fields                      

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                              Posted: May 4, 2010, 8:20 pm - IP Logged

                              Very cool to see all those paintings with ufo's in them.

                              "No one remembers the person who almost climbed the mountain, only the person who eventually gets to the top."