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Lucky Loser

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May 7, 2010, 2:09 am

Quote: Originally posted by THRUST on May 7, 2010
I wonder why a time traveler hasn't come on here and gave out numbers?

...A psychic even!!! As a matter of fact, if I go to a psychic for numbers, and they don't win, can I get a refund???

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May 7, 2010, 2:41 am

Quote: Originally posted by THRUST on May 7, 2010
I wonder why a time traveler hasn't come on here and gave out numbers?

The ones that show up always forget their journals with all the results recorded in them.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
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May 7, 2010, 6:43 am

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on May 4, 2010
Now that there's a triple entendre if ever I've seen one, lol.

You think, she could be one of your ex-wives?? She's hot!!!!
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May 7, 2010, 6:57 am

Quote: Originally posted by CARBOB on May 7, 2010
You think, she could be one of your ex-wives?? She's hot!!!!

No CARBOB, all of my exes had gazebos.
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May 7, 2010, 10:37 am

Quote: Originally posted by Coin Toss on May 7, 2010
The ones that show up always forget their journals with all the results recorded in them.

All they need is a copy of Todd's book...I know I would have a copy if I was going back in time...that and a sports almanac.

$1,000,000
jrosina

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May 7, 2010, 12:35 pm

Quote: Originally posted by joker17 on May 4, 2010
They've been here for thousands or even more years.

They have to exist based on the sheer number of Galaxies alone. If you know what the Drake equation is, you'd realize it has to be true.

The Drake equation indirectly proves this. The equation states that there are about 200 to 400 billion galaxies. Each galaxy has roughly a hundred billion stars. God only knows how many planets in each galaxy. In essence, there are hundreds of billions of planets, and out of those hundreds of billions of planets, a certain amount, maybe a few million have the possibility of harbouring life.

If anyone thinks we are the only life in 200 to 400 billion galaxies, they need a stiffer drink than the one I'm having right now....lol

I think we're hybrids of Aliens. That's why there are monkeys still around. That is the one flaw that Darwin's evolution does not address, so in my opinion, that's how that gap is filled.

A better perspective is this:

For every grain of sand on every beach on this planet represents a million stars. EVERY grain of sand!....WOW!

AAHH Jokers, HE IS AWESOME in deed! Someone need to tell pumpi!

forget what "they" say about you. What you say about you?...

Now, does it count??

*Jr$ina
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May 7, 2010, 1:07 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jrosina on May 7, 2010
AAHH Jokers, HE IS AWESOME in deed! Someone need to tell pumpi!

pumpi is busy right now typing and typing and typing and typing...
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May 7, 2010, 1:30 pm

Earth started out as a penal colony we are the aliens.

Big John says. You don't hit the number. The number hits you!!!!

I'm not Big John, I'm Four4me, Big John's a friend.
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May 7, 2010, 1:34 pm

Quote: Originally posted by four4me on May 7, 2010
Earth started out as a penal colony we are the aliens.

Some are legal some are not wonder what ridge is?...
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May 7, 2010, 2:47 pm

Quote: Originally posted by tiggs95 on May 7, 2010
Some are legal some are not wonder what ridge is?...

ridge is an Earthling! One of the best I ever had the pleasure of meeting even if it's through the net! he is witty and funny and lovable! It's an honor to be a fellow earthling with him, ridge you give Humans a good name! You too Tiggs! Thanks for keeping me in stitches..LoL.. :D)

forget what "they" say about you. What you say about you?...

Now, does it count??

*Jr$ina
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May 7, 2010, 2:54 pm

Quote: Originally posted by tiggs95 on May 7, 2010
pumpi is busy right now typing and typing and typing and typing...

Hahahahahaa!LoL...Never you mind, keep typing Pumpi!

forget what "they" say about you. What you say about you?...

Now, does it count??

*Jr$ina
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May 7, 2010, 9:34 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jrosina on May 7, 2010
ridge is an Earthling! One of the best I ever had the pleasure of meeting even if it's through the net! he is witty and funny and lovable! It's an honor to be a fellow earthling with him, ridge you give Humans a good name! You too Tiggs! Thanks for keeping me in stitches..LoL.. :D)

Now I like knowing I'm an earthling! Period end of story!

forget what "they" say about you. What you say about you?...

Now, does it count??

*Jr$ina
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May 7, 2010, 9:49 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jrosina on May 7, 2010
ridge is an Earthling! One of the best I ever had the pleasure of meeting even if it's through the net! he is witty and funny and lovable! It's an honor to be a fellow earthling with him, ridge you give Humans a good name! You too Tiggs! Thanks for keeping me in stitches..LoL.. :D)

Why, thank you Rosie!

I like you too. I'm not too sure about tiggs though. You have to be careful with them ol' Kentucky boys. Most of em is tetched in the head if ya know what I mean (Bad moonshine up there, dontcha know).
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May 7, 2010, 9:52 pm

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on May 7, 2010
No CARBOB, all of my exes had gazebos.

You can get them vaccinated for that now days ridge..Come down from the hills and have it done..
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May 7, 2010, 9:54 pm

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on May 7, 2010
Why, thank you Rosie!

I like you too. I'm not too sure about tiggs though. You have to be careful with them ol' Kentucky boys. Most of em is tetched in the head if ya know what I mean (Bad moonshine up there, dontcha know).

You are welcome rd; is just the truth spoken but we have to take it easy with Tiggs, you know, he just got through a bad storm and all...so we will forgive him the moonshine thing! Lol Lol

forget what "they" say about you. What you say about you?...

Now, does it count??

*Jr$ina