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Kind of a Joke: Kind of Not: There is only 1 beign that can win Any Lottery with 1 ticket, Anytime

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Posted: May 4, 2010, 8:27 pm - IP Logged

The tall svelte alien in foil is Boneronian.  And the crazy part is,  that it's a female Boneronian.

Wow...how did you know that Jarasan?

The star system he's from points to the North Star.....It stretches very wide.

You can actually see it with the naked eye. If you look in the northeast sky at the end of October, it sticks out among all the other stars. 

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    Posted: May 4, 2010, 8:37 pm - IP Logged

    Wow...how did you know that Jarasan?

    The star system he's from points to the North Star.....It stretches very wide.

    You can actually see it with the naked eye. If you look in the northeast sky at the end of October, it sticks out among all the other stars. 

    That stiff one you're drinking is debilitating your reading skills, it is a she not a he.


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      Very cool to see all those paintings with ufo's in them.

      @Sully, They are cool huh?

      Scary chick, I believe they exist but can't predict a Major lottery like the PB. Nor do they care to.....(Unless they travel into the future and see what the results are)...lol


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        That stiff one you're drinking is debilitating your reading skills, it is a she not a he.

        I was actually hoping you wouldn't notice that...lol

        My bad.

        So he's a transvestiterrestial?

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          Posted: May 4, 2010, 8:47 pm - IP Logged

          I was actually hoping you wouldn't notice that...lol

          My bad.

          So he's a transvestiterrestial?

          No, actually they come like that straight out of the box.

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            No, actually they come like that straight out of the box.

            Now that there's a triple entendre if ever I've seen one, lol.


                                                         
                                 
                                                     

             

             

             

             

                                                                                                               

            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                        --Edmund Burke

             

             

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              The tall svelte alien in foil is Boneronian.  And the crazy part is,  that it's a female Boneronian.

              No Gazebos?


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

               

               

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                Posted: May 4, 2010, 10:28 pm - IP Logged

                They just pitch tents,  (the men of course build much larger temporary structures! I heard they sometimes use Viagrium and Cialisium)  as they travel between galaxies, nebulae clusters, and the enigmatic black holes,  they gotta be fast,  'cause they never know if they'll be there for any length of time in that particular part of the universe!!!!!!!!!


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                  Posted: May 4, 2010, 11:16 pm - IP Logged

                  OMG!

                  Btweeen jarasan and Rdgrn, you guys make me laugh so hard...lol

                   

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                    I was actually hoping you wouldn't notice that...lol

                    My bad.

                    So he's a transvestiterrestial?

                    Not sure, but these from a previous festival might be:

                     

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                    Lep

                    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                      You know, I'm actually infatuated with the whole Roswell deal. I just don't believe that we're completely alone here with all the sightings which have occurred...and are unexplained to this day. John Glenn said it best when he described what he saw in space as being "not man-made".

                      In all honesty, I believe that more people are curious about extraterrestrials than they are afraid of them. Only hostility would make people afraid and they have never been proven to be hostile. Interested in humans and animals but, not hostile. Just think of the technology they can lend us if they can, in fact, travel to and from Earth from who knows where and how far. It can be amazing.

                      When I worked in Iraq, many people distinctly remember seeing a strange red formation of some sort which, to this day, the military hasn't been able to explain. I still talk to these guys about it and they are still baffled over it.

                      I don't believe we're alone...but that can be a good thing.

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                        You know, I'm actually infatuated with the whole Roswell deal. I just don't believe that we're completely alone here with all the sightings which have occurred...and are unexplained to this day. John Glenn said it best when he described what he saw in space as being "not man-made".

                        In all honesty, I believe that more people are curious about extraterrestrials than they are afraid of them. Only hostility would make people afraid and they have never been proven to be hostile. Interested in humans and animals but, not hostile. Just think of the technology they can lend us if they can, in fact, travel to and from Earth from who knows where and how far. It can be amazing.

                        When I worked in Iraq, many people distinctly remember seeing a strange red formation of some sort which, to this day, the military hasn't been able to explain. I still talk to these guys about it and they are still baffled over it.

                        I don't believe we're alone...but that can be a good thing.

                        L.L.

                        Not according to Stephen Hawking.

                        http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/space/article7107207.ece

                        ---THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials are almost certain to exist — but that instead of seeking them out, humanity should be doing all it that can to avoid any contact.

                        The suggestions come in a new documentary series in which Hawking, one of the world’s leading scientists, will set out his latest thinking on some of the universe’s greatest mysteries.

                        Alien life, he will suggest, is almost certain to exist in many other parts of the universe: not just in planets, but perhaps in the centre of stars or even floating in interplanetary space.

                        Hawking’s logic on aliens is, for him, unusually simple. The universe, he points out, has 100 billion galaxies, each containing hundreds of millions of stars. In such a big place, Earth is unlikely to be the only planet where life has evolved.



                        “To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational,” he said. “The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like.”

                        The answer, he suggests, is that most of it will be the equivalent of microbes or simple animals — the sort of life that has dominated Earth for most of its history.

                        One scene in his documentary for the Discovery Channel shows herds of two-legged herbivores browsing on an alien cliff-face where they are picked off by flying, yellow lizard-like predators. Another shows glowing fluorescent aquatic animals forming vast shoals in the oceans thought to underlie the thick ice coating Europa, one of the moons of Jupiter.

                        Such scenes are speculative, but Hawking uses them to lead on to a serious point: that a few life forms could be intelligent and pose a threat. Hawking believes that contact with such a species could be devastating for humanity.

                        He suggests that aliens might simply raid Earth for its resources and then move on: “We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach.”

                        He concludes that trying to make contact with alien races is “a little too risky”. He said: “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

                        The completion of the documentary marks a triumph for Hawking, now 68, who is paralysed by motor neurone disease and has very limited powers of communication. The project took him and his producers three years, during which he insisted on rewriting large chunks of the script and checking the filming.

                        John Smithson, executive producer for Discovery, said: “He wanted to make a programme that was entertaining for a general audience as well as scientific and that’s a tough job, given the complexity of the ideas involved.”

                        Hawking has suggested the possibility of alien life before but his views have been clarified by a series of scientific breakthroughs, such as the discovery, since 1995, of more than 450 planets orbiting distant stars, showing that planets are a common phenomenon.

                        So far, all the new planets found have been far larger than Earth, but only because the telescopes used to detect them are not sensitive enough to detect Earth-sized bodies at such distances.

                        Another breakthrough is the discovery that life on Earth has proven able to colonise its most extreme environments. If life can survive and evolve there, scientists reason, then perhaps nowhere is out of bounds.

                        Hawking’s belief in aliens places him in good scientific company. In his recent Wonders of the Solar System BBC series, Professor Brian Cox backed the idea, too, suggesting Mars, Europa and Titan, a moon of Saturn, as likely places to look.

                        Similarly, Lord Rees, the astronomer royal, warned in a lecture earlier this year that aliens might prove to be beyond human understanding.

                        “I suspect there could be life and intelligence out there in forms we can’t conceive,” he said. “Just as a chimpanzee can’t understand quantum theory, it could be there are aspects of reality that are beyond the capacity of our brains.”---

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                          Not according to Stephen Hawking.

                          http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/space/article7107207.ece

                          ---THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials are almost certain to exist — but that instead of seeking them out, humanity should be doing all it that can to avoid any contact.

                          The suggestions come in a new documentary series in which Hawking, one of the world’s leading scientists, will set out his latest thinking on some of the universe’s greatest mysteries.

                          Alien life, he will suggest, is almost certain to exist in many other parts of the universe: not just in planets, but perhaps in the centre of stars or even floating in interplanetary space.

                          Hawking’s logic on aliens is, for him, unusually simple. The universe, he points out, has 100 billion galaxies, each containing hundreds of millions of stars. In such a big place, Earth is unlikely to be the only planet where life has evolved.



                          “To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational,” he said. “The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like.”

                          The answer, he suggests, is that most of it will be the equivalent of microbes or simple animals — the sort of life that has dominated Earth for most of its history.

                          One scene in his documentary for the Discovery Channel shows herds of two-legged herbivores browsing on an alien cliff-face where they are picked off by flying, yellow lizard-like predators. Another shows glowing fluorescent aquatic animals forming vast shoals in the oceans thought to underlie the thick ice coating Europa, one of the moons of Jupiter.

                          Such scenes are speculative, but Hawking uses them to lead on to a serious point: that a few life forms could be intelligent and pose a threat. Hawking believes that contact with such a species could be devastating for humanity.

                          He suggests that aliens might simply raid Earth for its resources and then move on: “We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach.”

                          He concludes that trying to make contact with alien races is “a little too risky”. He said: “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

                          The completion of the documentary marks a triumph for Hawking, now 68, who is paralysed by motor neurone disease and has very limited powers of communication. The project took him and his producers three years, during which he insisted on rewriting large chunks of the script and checking the filming.

                          John Smithson, executive producer for Discovery, said: “He wanted to make a programme that was entertaining for a general audience as well as scientific and that’s a tough job, given the complexity of the ideas involved.”

                          Hawking has suggested the possibility of alien life before but his views have been clarified by a series of scientific breakthroughs, such as the discovery, since 1995, of more than 450 planets orbiting distant stars, showing that planets are a common phenomenon.

                          So far, all the new planets found have been far larger than Earth, but only because the telescopes used to detect them are not sensitive enough to detect Earth-sized bodies at such distances.

                          Another breakthrough is the discovery that life on Earth has proven able to colonise its most extreme environments. If life can survive and evolve there, scientists reason, then perhaps nowhere is out of bounds.

                          Hawking’s belief in aliens places him in good scientific company. In his recent Wonders of the Solar System BBC series, Professor Brian Cox backed the idea, too, suggesting Mars, Europa and Titan, a moon of Saturn, as likely places to look.

                          Similarly, Lord Rees, the astronomer royal, warned in a lecture earlier this year that aliens might prove to be beyond human understanding.

                          “I suspect there could be life and intelligence out there in forms we can’t conceive,” he said. “Just as a chimpanzee can’t understand quantum theory, it could be there are aspects of reality that are beyond the capacity of our brains.”---

                          how will you all feel if a person came forward saying: An alien adducted me and told me to play this 6 numbers and they won...lol...

                          there have been people who claim animals gave them the numbers...

                          Actually now that i think about it animals & outer space creatures CAN win the lottery...What would you need??? if you had instead of: 20/20 eyesight you had: 300/300 you will sort of see like seeing throught a microscope...And if you had an INCREADIBLE big brain and a good part of that big brain was memory...

                          You would sort of see the balls colliding in slow motion through a microscope...theoretically speaking...You will see the minorest details...You could read minds....

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                            I wonder why a time traveler hasn't come on here and gave out numbers?

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                              That extraterrestial is going to deliver me a big win within one week!

                              Thanks pumpi and GL to you!

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