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Country Music Titles Meet The Lottery

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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: May 31, 2010, 2:14 am - IP Logged

Let's make up some titles for country songs about the lottery.

Here's a few for starters:

Little Ping Pong Balls Done Crushed My System Flat

Why Are We Dreaming About What To Do with Money We Ain't Won

A Quick Pick Made A Monkey Out of Me

She Took the Cash and I Got a Rash

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    All the Shotgun Did Was Destroy the Dart Board

    If Your System Wins That Much Why Are You Asking Us for Money

    It Ain't Math, It's Lotto

    You Can't Awmay Lottery Tickets

    I Thought My Dog Was Barking Out the Pick 3

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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      Posted: May 31, 2010, 4:20 am - IP Logged

      She Spends more time in your wallet then with you!

      Is She dating you or your wallet?

      Number one hit Song

      Life is a Lemon and i want my money back

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        Posted: May 31, 2010, 6:38 am - IP Logged

        The pig ate our lotto ticket while we was having fun in the pig pen,do da do da..

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          Posted: May 31, 2010, 7:19 am - IP Logged

          I got numbers in low places.

          she took my truck ,my dog and my winning scratcher

          116 come back

          forgot to play the powerplay blues

          mama he loves the 333 more then me.

          Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

          For a lead role in a cage?

           

                                                      From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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            Posted: May 31, 2010, 10:08 am - IP Logged

            Green laugh& Roll Eyes

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              Posted: May 31, 2010, 10:14 am - IP Logged

              You went to check my tickets, now all I hear is crickets  (Cain't believe ya done me that a way)


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

               

               

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                Posted: May 31, 2010, 10:24 am - IP Logged

                We Could Have Remained Anonoymous and Not Brought All This Hassle Upon Us

                I Went to the Press Conference In Drag and My Wife Liked It So Much She Said stay That Way

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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                  Posted: May 31, 2010, 10:28 am - IP Logged

                  I weren't gonna stay forever no how darlin  (So let go of my Cadillac and say goodbye)


                                                               
                                       
                                                           

                   

                   

                   

                   

                                                                                                                     

                  "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                              --Edmund Burke

                   

                   

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                    Honey your winning ticket makes you beautiful

                    I got the door and She got the cash

                    I wasen't this stupid before I won

                    Your money means everything to me

                    The IRS says I owe 200 million

                    I got new tires for my pickup truck

                    Bet you wish you never made me get  rid of my hound dog now.

                    My new double wide

                    Kept my winning ticket in my boot, now they won't take it.

                    Working on my Ph.D.  "University of hard Knocks"

                    I will consider the opinion that my winnings are a product of chance if you are willing to consider

                    they are not.  Many great discoveries come while searching for something else

                    USAF https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Base_Engineer_Emergency_Force

                      US Flag Trump / 2016 & 2020  

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                      Posted: May 31, 2010, 2:23 pm - IP Logged

                      When I Opted For The Annuity I Had No Idea Obama Would Want The Entire Annual Check As A Gratuity

                      I Stayed So Anonymnous That Now I Don't Know How I Am

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: May 31, 2010, 2:46 pm - IP Logged

                        Sleep W/ One Eye Open!!

                        I Never Had A Honey, Til I Won This Money!

                        I Change My #'s Like I Change My Drawers!

                        **Almost Doesn't Count**

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                          You Wanted Me Out Of The Picture (Said I Could Go To Heck)

                          So We Took A Photo Without You (Just Me And That Big Old Check)


                                                                       
                                               
                                                                   

                           

                           

                           

                           

                                                                                                                             

                          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

                           

                           

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                            Posted: May 31, 2010, 3:25 pm - IP Logged

                            O.K. ,  I never post but I really laughed over this one!  LOL

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                              Posted: May 31, 2010, 3:27 pm - IP Logged

                              You went to check my tickets, now all I hear is crickets  (Cain't believe ya done me that a way)

                              Obviously I never post, I didn't add the post I found to be so hysterical!