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Country Music Titles Meet The Lottery

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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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Posted: May 31, 2010, 3:30 pm - IP Logged

Obviously I never post, I didn't add the post I found to be so hysterical!

Well start postin' more often Rozz!


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

 

 

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    Posted: May 31, 2010, 6:22 pm - IP Logged

    Well start postin' more often Rozz!

    Thanks for the invite rdgrnr!  The reason why I don't post is because I really don't have anything scientific to offer about number predictions.  I just go by numbers that haven't showed in awhile, birthdays, phone numbers, etc..  I feel inferior as i am no Mega-Think Tank by a long shot.  Although I have won a few times..........

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      Posted: May 31, 2010, 6:23 pm - IP Logged

      You Wanted Me Out Of The Picture (Said I Could Go To Heck)

      So We Took A Photo Without You (Just Me And That Big Old Check)

      Excellent, rdgrnr!

      The More I Scratch The Itchier I Get

      How Come The Numbers I Dream Of Never Hit

      Although I've Powerplayed And Megaplied Every Ticket I Played Died

      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

      Lep

      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

        rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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        Posted: May 31, 2010, 6:39 pm - IP Logged

        Thanks for the invite rdgrnr!  The reason why I don't post is because I really don't have anything scientific to offer about number predictions.  I just go by numbers that haven't showed in awhile, birthdays, phone numbers, etc..  I feel inferior as i am no Mega-Think Tank by a long shot.  Although I have won a few times..........

        You ain't gotta be scientific Rozz and don't worry about being inferior.

        There's a guy named tiggs that posts here and they don't come much more inferior than that.

        Just jump in and say your piece.  Go up to my thread to the state lottery officials and let em know what you think maybe.


                                                     
                             
                                                 

         

         

         

         

                                                                                                           

        "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                    --Edmund Burke

         

         

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          Posted: May 31, 2010, 7:00 pm - IP Logged

          All the Shotgun Did Was Destroy the Dart Board

          If Your System Wins That Much Why Are You Asking Us for Money

          It Ain't Math, It's Lotto

          You Can't Awmay Lottery Tickets

          I Thought My Dog Was Barking Out the Pick 3

          The Thrill is Gone... The Thrill is Gone Away ... you know you done me wrong  and when I  won  that 200  Million Dollar Powerball ... all I can do is wish you well :)

          CHERYL59Hippy

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          My Ultimate Pet numbers

            rdgrnr's avatar - walt
            Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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            Posted: May 31, 2010, 7:13 pm - IP Logged

            The Thrill is Gone... The Thrill is Gone Away ... you know you done me wrong  and when I  won  that 200  Million Dollar Powerball ... all I can do is wish you well :)

            My song was inspired by Coin Toss': "I Thought My Dog Was Barking Out the Pick 3" LOL!

             

            When My Hound Dog's A Howlin Out The Old Pick 4

            (I Call Mohammed Down At The Convenience Store)


                                                         
                                 
                                                     

             

             

             

             

                                                                                                               

            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                        --Edmund Burke

             

             

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              Posted: May 31, 2010, 7:44 pm - IP Logged

               I' m moppin the floor with your neck

              You ain't picked me no winner yet...!

                                                           

                                                             "  When Injustice Becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty "

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                Posted: May 31, 2010, 9:03 pm - IP Logged

                My song was inspired by Coin Toss': "I Thought My Dog Was Barking Out the Pick 3" LOL!

                 

                When My Hound Dog's A Howlin Out The Old Pick 4

                (I Call Mohammed Down At The Convenience Store)

                He He He that was soooooo funny!

                CHERYL59Hippy

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                My Ultimate Pet numbers

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                  Posted: May 31, 2010, 11:04 pm - IP Logged

                  I spent $150 and only won $7 (now i'm crying in my beer)

                  drying my tears with betslips

                  Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                  For a lead role in a cage?

                   

                                                              From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                    Posted: May 31, 2010, 11:34 pm - IP Logged

                    If I Can’t have that One winnin' Ticket, Then Number Two On You.

                     "You can't handle the truth!" Nicholson.


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                      Posted: June 1, 2010, 12:23 am - IP Logged

                      If you play a country lottery song backwards, you get millions and millions of dollars back.

                      Give me back my money

                      You've got some balls

                      It's the pre-tests or me

                      She's got the tickets, I got the brains

                      Don't be a loser

                      Join me in the pool

                      If you'll only win me back

                      Love is a gamble

                      I'm too hard to beat

                      Few and far between

                      I 'll bet you'll slip

                      Only once in a lifetime

                      Take what's mine

                      She needs a miracle

                      Money, booze, and fame

                      Endless joy

                      She made a joke, and now I'm broke

                       

                       

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                        Pooooor, poooooor, pitifull me

                        poor poor pitiful me

                        all the winning numbers

                        keep eluding me

                        poor poor pitiful me

                        First they lift me up then they let me down

                        just like a scratchers ticket

                        lotto have mercy on me

                        a winning ticket  I need.

                         

                        I bought a bunch just the other day

                        down at the local mart

                        took them home in a paper bag

                        dreaming  a brand new car

                        But the little bag had a great big hole

                        and out it, they did part

                        lotto have mercy on me

                        a winning ticket  I need.

                         

                        Pooooor, poooooor, pitifull me

                        poor poor pitiful me

                        lotto have mercy on me

                        a winning ticket  I need.

                         

                        well I power played again the other day

                        It cost me twice as much

                        and  it really worked me over good

                        just like Bernard Madoff

                        O it really worked me over good

                        as a credit to its splinder

                        pooooor, poooooor, pitiful me

                        poor poor pitiful me

                        lotto have mercy on me

                        a winning ticket  I need.

                        Working on my Ph.D.  "University of hard Knocks"

                        I will consider the opinion that my winnings are a product of chance if you are willing to consider

                        they are not.  Many great discoveries come while searching for something else

                        USAF https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Base_Engineer_Emergency_Force

                          US Flag Trump / 2016 & 2020  

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                          Posted: June 4, 2010, 4:48 pm - IP Logged

                          Thanks for the invite rdgrnr!  The reason why I don't post is because I really don't have anything scientific to offer about number predictions.  I just go by numbers that haven't showed in awhile, birthdays, phone numbers, etc..  I feel inferior as i am no Mega-Think Tank by a long shot.  Although I have won a few times..........

                          You said "I really don't have anything scientific to offer about number predictions"..You ever read any post on here?..Over 50% is not about the lottery,posters are just having a good time in between number guessing..Post away..

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                            Posted: June 4, 2010, 4:52 pm - IP Logged

                            You ain't gotta be scientific Rozz and don't worry about being inferior.

                            There's a guy named tiggs that posts here and they don't come much more inferior than that.

                            Just jump in and say your piece.  Go up to my thread to the state lottery officials and let em know what you think maybe.

                            tiggs is waiting for the brain to come home to find out what inferior means..Hope it's something good..Knowing tiggs old,and tiggs means old pal ridge,it has to be something nice..Sweet...


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                              tiggs is waiting for the brain to come home to find out what inferior means..Hope it's something good..Knowing tiggs old,and tiggs means old pal ridge,it has to be something nice..Sweet...

                              ROFL     Green laugh   

                              Ok, I have to say this. Usually I have to rack my brain cells to come up with something funny to write. But between you and Ridge, I have no chance at all...lol

                              You guys sure make it look easy...lol

                              Thanx for the entertainment guys....