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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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Posted: November 6, 2010, 4:30 pm - IP Logged

Hey, I'm old too. I don't know about you, but I'm getting better with every new gray hair, lol!

No, I'm like Ronald Reagan, no gray in my hair.

I got some gray in my beard though.

I 'll tell ya what my big problem is though, everytime my beard gets to about 4 1/2 to 5 feet long, it starts breaking off.

Do you have that problem?


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

 

 

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    Sully16, "Mama He's Crazy" was one of a few Judds songs our band played. It got a few folks up on the floor. My lucky song is "It's Only Rock 'n Roll" by the Rolling Stones.

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      Posted: November 6, 2010, 4:54 pm - IP Logged

      Corner by Allie Moss

       

      Cool

      "Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit." - R. E. Shay.

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        "Help Me Make It Through The Yard"

        (sung to the tune of Help Me Make It Through The Night) Ringtones right icon


        Take the rosebush from my hair
        Shake loose all these little thorns
        What's the sprinkler doing on
        So dam early in the morn?

        Comin' home at five a.m.
        Lord this sidewalk sure is hard
        Guess I drank too much again
        Help me make it through the yard

        I don't care what's right or wrong
        I'm too drunk to even stand
        I ain't asking for forgiveness
        Just take your foot off of my hand

        Put some coffee on the stove
        And we'll go and find the car

        I swear I'll never drink again
        Help me make it through the yard. 

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        "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                    --Edmund Burke

         

         

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          No, I'm like Ronald Reagan, no gray in my hair.

          I got some gray in my beard though.

          I 'll tell ya what my big problem is though, everytime my beard gets to about 4 1/2 to 5 feet long, it starts breaking off.

          Do you have that problem?

          Only with my ear hairs.

          "...a chance to push everything aside, the circumstances that've controlled our lives, and do it our way now. Good, bad or otherwise. You'll maybe get lost in it, tied up in it a little bit, but if you work your way through that the real you shows up, I think. Maybe what's at your core deep down, maybe that comes out. Maybe that's what it's about." Mike Pace 

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            Posted: November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm - IP Logged

            rdgrnr,

            I was stationed a couple of places where we called "Help Me Make It Through The Night"  "Help Me Make It Through This Tour"

            Another one:

            Tune: Detroit City

            Last night I went to sleep in South Korea.....

            and dreamed about the round-eye chicks back home....

            Green laugh

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

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            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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              rdgrnr,

              I was stationed a couple of places where we called "Help Me Make It Through The Night"  "Help Me Make It Through This Tour"

              Another one:

              Tune: Detroit City

              Last night I went to sleep in South Korea.....

              and dreamed about the round-eye chicks back home....

              Green laugh

              LOL, good one CT.

               

              How about "Mama He's Lazy"?

               

              Mama, I found a man, but he's not like I thought
              At first he seemed like a dream, so we tied the knot
              Now I'm afraid the truth is out, all my jewelry's in pawn
              It's sad to know, that he won't go to work 'till the money is gone...


              Mama he's lazy, lazier than me
              and on the couch is where he says he always wants to be
              With his beer and his remote, all day he'll watch TV
              Oh mama he's lazy, lazier than me...

              And mama, I've always said, my life would be grand
              Well this ain't right, so tonight, I'm leaving this lazy man
              He thinks that I'll be home from work, but little does he know
              I'm all done, I pawned his guns and hid his TV remote.


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

               

               

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                Posted: November 6, 2010, 7:21 pm - IP Logged

                Here's one from the Sons of the Pioneers. Sung to "Ghost Riders in the Sky"

                "I pulled a T-100 from the yard one windy day

                I was headed up to Red Bluff using I-5 all the way

                When all at once a mighty SUV came up my rear

                The driver was an A-Hole, fortified with beer

                KY-YAY! YIPPEE-IOHHH

                Butt rider on I-5

                 

                His hat was put on backwards, and his teeth were missing four

                His tailpipe squirted black smoke as his foot went to the floor

                A bolt of fear went through me as he thundered toward my 'Hun'

                Then he held his fingers up, but I only counted one

                KY-YAAAAYY, YIPPEE-IOHHHH

                Butt rider on I-5

                 

                I was staying in the left lane passing big rigs on the right

                The SUV was weaving, and just spoiling for a fight

                The way he tried to pass me proved he's totally insane

                But then he saw a copper, and pulled back in the lane

                KY-YAAAAAYYY, YIPPEE-IOHHHHHH

                Butt rider on I-5

                 

                I finally passed the last rig, and pulled off to the right

                The SUV shot past me, and he sped off out of sight

                But fifteen miles later, he was stopped with cops aside

                He was signing off a ticket, and I laughed so hard I cried

                KY-YAAAAAAAAYYYY, YIPPEE-IOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

                Butt rider on I-5......heeeyaaaawww!!!!!"

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                  Green laughGreen laughGood stuff you guys , keep it coming.

                  Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                  For a lead role in a cage?

                   

                                                              From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                    Green laughGreen laughGood stuff you guys , keep it coming.

                    Travis Tritt "lord have mercy on the working man"

                    Uncle Sam's got his hands in my pockets
                    And he helps himself each time he needs a dime
                    Them politicians treat me like a mushroom
                    Cause they feed me bull and keep me in the blind

                    Marvin Gaye Top 3

                    Sexual Healing

                    Let's get it on

                    I heard it through the grapevine

                    Working on my Ph.D.  "University of hard Knocks"

                    I will consider the opinion that my winnings are a product of chance if you are willing to consider

                    they are not.  Many great discoveries come while searching for something else

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                      Sung to the tune " I walk The Line"!

                      I keep my pants up, with a piece of twine.

                      I keep my fly wide open all the time.

                      I keep the end out for the girls to find,

                      if you are mine, please pull my twine, hmm

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                        Here's one our couriers cooked up. Sung to "Sixteen Tons"

                         

                        "Soooooooooooooooooome drivers say the bobtail steers like a boat

                        But poor men drive 'em into mountains remote

                        In rain or shine, in the cities and sticks

                        With them high-tone women screamin' on the bricks

                         

                        You haul sixteen tons, and what do ya get?

                        Another day older and deeper in debt

                        Please Jenny won't ya call me, 'cause I gotta go!

                        I owe my soul to the Price Costco!

                         

                        I..................................................was drivin' one mornin' up to Arcata town

                        I had a bobtail rental with the hammer down

                        I had sixteen tons of high-priced mail

                        Then I heard that water pump startin' to fail

                         

                        You haul sixteen tons, and what do ya get?

                        Another day older and deeper in debt

                        Please Jenny won't ya call me, 'cause I gotta go!

                        I owe my soul to Providian Co.!

                         

                        I......................................................was driving one morning with some Target freight

                        I missed the danged turnoff, I was one hour late

                        I had sixteen tons of Emery Gold

                        When I told poor Jenny, well they found 'er out cold!

                        You haul sixteen tons, and what do ya get?

                        Another day older and deeper in debt

                        Please Jenny won't ya call me, 'cause I gotta go!

                        I owe my soul to the Home Depot!

                         

                        I...........f ya see me in the mirror boy you better not scoff

                        A lot of men did, and they got flipped off!

                        I'm haulin' sixteen tons, with a foot made of lead

                        If it's not on the pedal, it'll be on your head

                        You haul sixteen tons, and what do ya get?

                        Another day older and deeper in debt

                        Please Jenny won't ya call me, 'cause I gotta go!

                        I oooooooooooooowe my soooooooooooooul,

                        to my greedy ex-ho!"

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                          I think this could be an inspirational (lucky) song while filling out your playslips:

                           


                          Take This Job and Shove It
                          I ain't working here no more
                          My woman done left
                          and took all the reason
                          I was a working for
                          You better not try to stand in my way
                          When I walk out the door
                          Take this job and shove it
                          I ain't working here no more

                          Now I been working in this factory
                          For nigh on fifteen years
                          And all this time watchin' my woman
                          Drowning in a pool of tears
                          And I've seen a lot of good folks die
                          That had a lot of bills to pay
                          I'd give the shirt right off my back
                          If I had the guts to say

                          Take This Job and Shove It
                          I ain't working here no more
                          My woman done left
                          and took all the reason
                          I was a working for
                          You better not try to stand in my way
                          When I walk out the door
                          Take this job and shove it
                          I ain't working here no more

                          Well that foreman he's a raggedy dog
                          The lineboss He's a fool
                          Got hisself a brand new flattop hair cut
                          Lord he thinks he's cool
                          One of these days I'm gonna blow my top
                          And That sucker he's gonna pay
                          Lord I can't wait to see their faces
                          When I get the nerve to say

                          Take This Job and Shove It
                          I ain't  working here no more
                          My woman done left
                          and took all the reason
                          I was a working for
                          You better not try to stand in my way
                          When I walk out the door
                          Take this job and shove it
                          I ain't working here no more

                          Take this job and shove it
                          I ain't working here no more,

                          Take this job and shove it !


                                                                       
                                               
                                                                   

                           

                           

                           

                           

                                                                                                                             

                          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

                           

                           

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                            Travis Tritt "lord have mercy on the working man"

                            Uncle Sam's got his hands in my pockets
                            And he helps himself each time he needs a dime
                            Them politicians treat me like a mushroom
                            Cause they feed me bull and keep me in the blind

                            Marvin Gaye Top 3

                            Sexual Healing

                            Let's get it on

                            I heard it through the grapevine

                            I see you and Sully are big Marvin Gaye fans RL. I like him too but when I get into that genre I start thinking about Al Green. (No, not the one who ran for the Senate in SC, lol).

                            Top 3

                            Tired of Being Alone

                            Here I Am (Come and Take Me)

                            Love and Happiness

                             

                            Hard to think of either of them without thinking of the Temps, Smokey, The Four Tops and the rest of MoTown from those days. I loved all of that stuff.


                                                                         
                                                 
                                                                     

                             

                             

                             

                             

                                                                                                                               

                            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                        --Edmund Burke

                             

                             

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                              Sully16, "Mama He's Crazy" was one of a few Judds songs our band played. It got a few folks up on the floor. My lucky song is "It's Only Rock 'n Roll" by the Rolling Stones.

                              seen em both in concert.

                              Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                              For a lead role in a cage?

                               

                                                                          From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"