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Bumper Stickers for Lottery Players

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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: January 9, 2011, 2:17 am - IP Logged

Make up some bumper stickers for lottery players.

 

Pick winning numnbers?

I can't pick my nose.

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Lotto...it's not fixed

It doesn't have to be

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Lottery.......The fun way.....

to pay a voluntary tax.

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One winner

C'mon, just one winner

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Pick 3 players don't get to retire

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Portland,Oregon
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    Posted: January 9, 2011, 3:45 am - IP Logged

    Lottery players do it by the numbers

     

    If you want to win, you've got to buy a ticket

     

    I Lovies MM and PB

     

    Get out of my way! I'm headed for the lottery office

    Djklaugh

      Some things have to be believed to be seen.

    "I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand things that don't work".  Thomas Edison

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      Ringleader
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      Posted: January 9, 2011, 9:02 am - IP Logged

      It's my number.Bang Head

      Be a winner fill out your bet slip.

       HyperBe Happy.

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        Posted: January 9, 2011, 10:56 am - IP Logged

                                                      LOTTO LOSER BACKOFF

                                                                  Pure luck

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          Ohio
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          Posted: January 9, 2011, 11:21 am - IP Logged

                                                        LOTTO LOSER BACKOFF

          @ Tiggs!! here one     (Let the numbers hit you)

          http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

          12345

          67890

          Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.

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            Posted: January 9, 2011, 11:23 am - IP Logged

            My 4 Digit beat up your 3 Digit.

             "You can't handle the truth!" Nicholson.

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              Posted: January 9, 2011, 11:30 am - IP Logged

              Hey babe, will you go to bet with me?

                                    -LOTTO-

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                Posted: January 9, 2011, 11:35 am - IP Logged

                I may not know what numbers i'm playing..

                but i'm in front of you.

                 "You can't handle the truth!" Nicholson.

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                  Atlanta, Georgia
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                  Posted: January 9, 2011, 11:52 am - IP Logged

                  U Can Tell By The Car That I Drive, That I'm A Winner! ;)

                  **Almost Doesn't Count**

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                    Posted: January 9, 2011, 11:55 am - IP Logged

                    Don't like my driving?

                    Go luck yourself. -LOTTO-

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                      Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                      Posted: January 9, 2011, 5:41 pm - IP Logged

                      ameriken,

                      A couple of good ones!

                      Green laugh

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                      Custer picked his own numbers.....

                      at the Little Big Horn!

                      (parody of Las Vegas dice call, "Custer was a Don't Bettor")

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: January 9, 2011, 6:59 pm - IP Logged

                                                                      LOTTO LOSER BACKOFF

                        LOL good one! Ha one of the employes at my old PO had a bumper sticker that read Back Off I'm a Postal Worker.

                        Ok I gotta think of some!

                        Just get me thru this so called life......

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                          Chief Bottle Washer
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                          Posted: January 9, 2011, 7:05 pm - IP Logged

                          I like this one.

                           

                          Check the State Lottery Report Card
                          What grade did your lottery earn?

                           

                          Sign the Petition for True Lottery Drawings
                          Help eliminate computerized drawings!

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                            Posted: January 9, 2011, 7:48 pm - IP Logged

                            My Quick Pick is better than your Quick Pick

                            Just get me thru this so called life......

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                              Posted: January 9, 2011, 8:13 pm - IP Logged

                              Got a number?

                              I'm play it.

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                              I play travelers

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                              50/50

                              and I don't mean chance.

                              Feeling,  PRICELESS!!!Banana

                              Come on Jackpot!!!