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Bumper Stickers for Lottery Players

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sully16's avatar - sharan
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Posted: January 9, 2011, 9:39 pm - IP Logged

Trip Alert !

I brake for small clerks.

Driver has no cash, just a bunch of losing tickets.

 HyperBe Happy.

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    Posted: January 9, 2011, 9:43 pm - IP Logged

    I like this one.

    I like that one also, gonna have to get me one or two.

     "You can't handle the truth!" Nicholson.

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      Posted: January 9, 2011, 9:50 pm - IP Logged

      I brake for Lottery Tickets.

      OK, who stopped payment on my annuity check?

       "You can't handle the truth!" Nicholson.

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        Posted: January 9, 2011, 10:31 pm - IP Logged

        Born on a mountain,raised  in a cave,picking numbers is all I crave !

         

                   GOT NUMBERS ?

          Quit following me so close , trying to read your plate number !

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          Zeta Reticuli Star System
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          Posted: January 10, 2011, 1:24 am - IP Logged

          One of by land

          Two if by sea

          Millions if it's a jackpot

          Paid right to me!

          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

          Lep

          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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            Blue Sky Fly
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            Posted: January 10, 2011, 1:58 am - IP Logged

            Just one more;

            BACKOFF TURBO I HAVEN'T WON YET TODAY !

              sully16's avatar - sharan
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              Posted: January 10, 2011, 5:25 am - IP Logged

              Honk if you played it str8.

               HyperBe Happy.

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                Posted: January 10, 2011, 8:51 am - IP Logged

                lotto winners, people who are bad at math.

                2014 = -1016; 2015= -1409; 2016  = -1171; 2017 = ?  TOT =  -3596

                keno historic = -2291 ; 2015= -603; 2016= -424; 2017 = ? TOT = - 3318

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                  Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                  Posted: January 10, 2011, 10:14 am - IP Logged

                  If you doubt the existence of the Lottery Faerie

                  She will never come visit you 

                   Lep

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                    ameriken's avatar - 33ojew2
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                    Posted: January 10, 2011, 12:26 pm - IP Logged

                    (Bumper sticker with the image of a couple of numbered ping pong balls)

                    Got balls?

                    Play with yours in the lottery.

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                      Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                      Posted: January 15, 2011, 5:25 pm - IP Logged

                      Pick 3 and 4 players don't get to retire

                      But people selling systems 'guaranteed' to beat those games do!

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: January 15, 2011, 5:31 pm - IP Logged

                        if i had $1 for everytime someone says they can beat the lottery,

                        i wouldn't have to buy a lottery ticket

                                    "i am .........."meant to"       

                        P.S.,  that RJoH  is a stand up guy.  thanks,  vision

                                 until further notice,  it's  france everyday

                          JAP69's avatar - alas
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                          Posted: January 15, 2011, 5:31 pm - IP Logged

                          #1 I pick my number @ lotterypost.com

                          #2 If in doubt play your tag (plate) number

                          Oo'Ka


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                            Posted: January 15, 2011, 5:57 pm - IP Logged

                            It's Bush's fault I haven't won the lottery yet...

                             

                             

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                              Posted: January 15, 2011, 11:13 pm - IP Logged

                              WOWQP     >>>>>>honk if U pass >>>>>>Jack-in-the-Box(on D STRIP)!!!!!!