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Posted: March 10, 2011, 10:18 pm - IP Logged

"Luck" hits town in Kentucky...

                                                          Pure luck

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    Posted: March 10, 2011, 10:28 pm - IP Logged

                                     The " DOG " finally gets his day.

                                                 

                                                   " You can not control the Wind, but you can direct the Sail "

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                                                                                DRUNK LOTTERY WINNER VOMITS ON OVERSIZED CHECK!

                                                                                    Lottery Commissioner hospitalized after slip and fall.

                                                                      Commissioner reportedly in stable condition, alert and demanding a bath.


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                  --Edmund Burke

       

       

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        Posted: March 10, 2011, 10:39 pm - IP Logged

                                                                                  DRUNK LOTTERY WINNER VOMITS ON OVERSIZED CHECK!

                                                                                      Lottery Commissioner hospitalized after slip and fall.

                                                                        Commissioner reportedly in stable condition, alert and demanding a bath.

        LMAOoooooooooooo.....! 

                                    Dats a gud un.!

                                                     

                                                       " You can not control the Wind, but you can direct the Sail "

          rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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          Posted: March 10, 2011, 10:45 pm - IP Logged

          LMAOoooooooooooo.....! 

                                      Dats a gud un.!

          I just hope it doesn't happen, lol.


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

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            Posted: March 10, 2011, 10:57 pm - IP Logged

            rd,     yeah .....and hope that commish don't git hisself a  law yer and claim damages an take yer big ole lottery check       LOL

            I intend to win a multi-million dollar lottery jackpot in the very near future

             

            Wink

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              Posted: March 10, 2011, 11:09 pm - IP Logged

                                                                                        DRUNK LOTTERY WINNER VOMITS ON OVERSIZED CHECK!

                                                                                            Lottery Commissioner hospitalized after slip and fall.

                                                                              Commissioner reportedly in stable condition, alert and demanding a bath.

              HeHeHe...LOL that's the best laugh I've had this year! 

              CHERYL59Hippy

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                Posted: March 10, 2011, 11:12 pm - IP Logged

                                                                                          DRUNK LOTTERY WINNER VOMITS ON OVERSIZED CHECK!

                                                                                              Lottery Commissioner hospitalized after slip and fall.

                                                                                Commissioner reportedly in stable condition, alert and demanding a bath.

                LMAO, Green laugh good one.

                 HyperBe Happy.

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                  funny thing is writed down some pretty insane trust names already.

                  just for if  i wanted to joke the media around if i ever won a big one

                   

                   headlines shall says.....

                   

                  "Villains Of The Galaxy! Trust Wins Powerball Jackpot"

                  or

                   

                  "I have kidnapped the God of luck and am holding him hostage! trust win's mega millions jackpot"

                  i then have my lawyer make this statement  to the press:

                  the god of luck has  reached a agreement with my cilent for a undisclosed amount of  Wish's to be given to my cilent, at any time of hes choice, and satisfaction guaranteed Or he gets the wish back!

                  , that's all am allowed to say on the matter at this time"

                   

                  also their :" All your jackpots are belong to us trust  , wins mega millions jackpot!"

                  form the classic all your base are belong to us "gamers joke"

                   

                  "Crazy Challengers of Odds! trust , has Came forward today and claimed  the massive mega millions jackpot"

                  Name gives it away.............

                  "God DOES play dice with the universe! trust wins Mega Millions Jackpot!"

                   

                   

                  my headlines can appear as Misleading you to who i really am,

                  Mexican Financial Holding Investments inc. trust  , claims  mega millions jackpot".

                  your like o great a mexican won,  and am not Mexican at all , thats the ingenius undercover part!

                   

                  then their the paying tribute to cartoons i watched as a kid,  trust names:

                  "Scrooge McDuck Win's Powerball Jackpot" 

                  news headline  for epic lolz

                  aka "Scrooge McDuck  Money vault  trust" claims powerball jackpot, thro am not sure if my lawyer would let me create that one..... thro i have the right to under fair use of names....

                   

                  my fav thro would be this

                  Powerball Rangers Claim Powerball Jackpot"

                  powerball rangers trust!

                  with a news headline Pic of my lawyers outfitted with the must crazy costumes befitting the power rangers,   o yes, i would force them to wear it if they it want  their  insane checks, it be Must epic like that.

                   

                  "Ultimate Thieves Trust,  Claims Mega millions jackpot"

                  that rasie a few eyes as will , wait, what?  as the lottery like you didn't steal it did you?

                  , and if the lottery ask why you named it that, the lawyer can just reply,because we can.

                  "Kind of busy here! trust , Claims Powerball jackpot"

                  when asked for a interview, reply's by my lawyer is, Can't you clowns read, my cilent to busy!

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                    funny thing is writed down some pretty insane trust names already.

                    just for if  i wanted to joke the media around if i ever won a big one

                     

                     headlines shall says.....

                     

                    "Villains Of The Galaxy! Trust Wins Powerball Jackpot"

                    or

                     

                    "I have kidnapped the God of luck and am holding him hostage! trust win's mega millions jackpot"

                    i then have my lawyer make this statement  to the press:

                    the god of luck has  reached a agreement with my cilent for a undisclosed amount of  Wish's to be given to my cilent, at any time of hes choice, and satisfaction guaranteed Or he gets the wish back!

                    , that's all am allowed to say on the matter at this time"

                     

                    also their :" All your jackpots are belong to us trust  , wins mega millions jackpot!"

                    form the classic all your base are belong to us "gamers joke"

                     

                    "Crazy Challengers of Odds! trust , has Came forward today and claimed  the massive mega millions jackpot"

                    Name gives it away.............

                    "God DOES play dice with the universe! trust wins Mega Millions Jackpot!"

                     

                     

                    my headlines can appear as Misleading you to who i really am,

                    Mexican Financial Holding Investments inc. trust  , claims  mega millions jackpot".

                    your like o great a mexican won,  and am not Mexican at all , thats the ingenius undercover part!

                     

                    then their the paying tribute to cartoons i watched as a kid,  trust names:

                    "Scrooge McDuck Win's Powerball Jackpot" 

                    news headline  for epic lolz

                    aka "Scrooge McDuck  Money vault  trust" claims powerball jackpot, thro am not sure if my lawyer would let me create that one..... thro i have the right to under fair use of names....

                     

                    my fav thro would be this

                    Powerball Rangers Claim Powerball Jackpot"

                    powerball rangers trust!

                    with a news headline Pic of my lawyers outfitted with the must crazy costumes befitting the power rangers,   o yes, i would force them to wear it if they it want  their  insane checks, it be Must epic like that.

                     

                    "Ultimate Thieves Trust,  Claims Mega millions jackpot"

                    that rasie a few eyes as will , wait, what?  as the lottery like you didn't steal it did you?

                    , and if the lottery ask why you named it that, the lawyer can just reply,because we can.

                    "Kind of busy here! trust , Claims Powerball jackpot"

                    when asked for a interview, reply's by my lawyer is, Can't you clowns read, my cilent to busy!

                    I've wondered whether or not the lawyer could put out a statement that misinforms the public of who won (example; giving the media info on me saying I'm a middle-aged woman who has lived in the town from an early age). I have doubts they could do this as the lottery would know that's certainly not the truth.

                    If they weren't able to do that then I've also considered the misleading trust name such as you have. It would be something like Jugar Para Ganar Trust, or the usage of the word 'group', as to keep suspicion off of me.

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                      This would be a good fake-out:

                      John Titor wins jackpot, goes back to the year 2036.

                      __________________________________

                      For thos who don't know about John Titor, there's a legend that he is a time traveler from the future who came back looking for a part for his time travel machine or rocket.

                      Interesting stuff if you want to do a search.

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Man claims $6,000,000 jackpot in Barney Costume.

                        Last months winner of the Colorado Lottery claimed his prize wearing a costume of the famous childrens tv personality, Barney the Dinosaur. Lotto officials laughed as he walked into the Colorado Lottery office singing "I love you, you love me, time to give me my mon-ey".

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                          LOL LOL !  good one ameriken         LOL

                          I intend to win a multi-million dollar lottery jackpot in the very near future

                           

                          Wink

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                            Posted: March 11, 2011, 11:54 pm - IP Logged

                                                                                                      DRUNK LOTTERY WINNER VOMITS ON OVERSIZED CHECK!

                                                                                                          Lottery Commissioner hospitalized after slip and fall.

                                                                                            Commissioner reportedly in stable condition, alert and demanding a bath.

                            That is just too funny!!!!

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                              Jackpot winner claims prize annonomusly through an LLC inside a trust, and then pulls a Joe Don Looney and falls off the face of the earth

                              Be sassy and be happy.