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HoLeeKau's avatar - YheaShea
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Posted: March 12, 2011, 2:03 pm - IP Logged

Paranoid with Gun Wins Record Lottery

 

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    Posted: March 21, 2011, 7:50 pm - IP Logged

    Retired Math Professor Wins Powerball !!

               With a QuickPick !!

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      Posted: March 21, 2011, 8:13 pm - IP Logged

      Retired Math Professor Wins Powerball !!

                 With a QuickPick !!

      Thi is a great one..

                                                                Pure luck

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        Posted: March 21, 2011, 10:23 pm - IP Logged

        LMAO!! You guys are soooo funny!!! What great ones!

        rdgrnr - that was awesome!

        Joshua Cloak - I LOVE Scrooge McDuck!!! He might be one of the reason I play the lottery, although he'd think it was a waste of money (although Gladstone would definitely play - and win!).

        I love the idea of fun headlines. However, I think I may be boring and have my LLC be something that people have to look up to figure out how to correctly spell it. Like "XWYTU LLC" - just to stay even more anonymous!

        "Don't be a schmuck, always take the cash." -Coin Toss

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          Posted: March 22, 2011, 10:31 am - IP Logged

          Retired Math Professor Wins Powerball !!

                     With a QuickPick !!

          Green laugh

          Excellent!  Hilarious!

          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

          Lep

          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

            sully16's avatar - sharan
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            Posted: March 22, 2011, 1:04 pm - IP Logged

            Retired Math Professor Wins Powerball !!

                       With a QuickPick !!

            Green laughGood one.

            Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

            For a lead role in a cage?

             

                                                        From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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              Posted: March 22, 2011, 9:33 pm - IP Logged

              Lottery winner takes the money gives Governor Walker the finger and leaves state with ALL the money!

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                Posted: March 22, 2011, 9:40 pm - IP Logged

                Lottery winner takes the money gives Governor Walker the finger and leaves state with ALL the money!

                Politics and lottery don't mix..Just hit it run and enjoy it..

                                                                          Pure luck

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                  Posted: March 22, 2011, 10:26 pm - IP Logged

                  Politics and lottery don't mix..Just hit it run and enjoy it..

                  The nice thing about having $90 million in cash(after taxes), is that you can make a BIG political statement..

                  Out governor is sooo proud of screwing the environment  and the little guy.

                  Unfortunately I will have to leave 17 million behind to the state......

                  But no state taxes in SD or WY.......

                  They would welcome me to the state I'm sure......

                    Tenaj's avatar - michellea
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                    Posted: March 22, 2011, 10:41 pm - IP Logged

                    Sully slices last salami...

                    Green laugh

                    takeemtothebank

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                      Posted: March 23, 2011, 3:23 am - IP Logged

                                                 ALASKAN WINS MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT!    Noel

                        sully16's avatar - sharan
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                        Posted: March 23, 2011, 8:39 am - IP Logged

                        Green laugh

                        My husband is a screw machine operator ( Let your imagination run wild ) LOL

                        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                        For a lead role in a cage?

                         

                                                                    From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"